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bananarama · 10-01-2007, 02:07 AM

So wait from what I'm seeing right now... we're having a hot tub sex party with 6-year-olds and involving alcohol, blackmail, and then suicide? ....I want in.

Demetrius · 10-01-2007, 02:31 AM

http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/rc/9447/

...What?

EDIT: I thought we were just having toast, why the heck would you add suicide, unless of course you want to atone for the 6 or 5 year olds.

bananarama · 10-01-2007, 04:46 PM

Will Zilla said "bring a toaster" so I just assumed the obvious...

EDIT: The obvious being that while we are in the hot tub, we will drop a toaster that is plugged in into the water to electrocute ourselves....but maybe I read too deeply into this...

Zilla · 10-01-2007, 04:50 PM

well I figured if we're bringing a laptop into a hot tub we might as well bring a toaster and get the job done right, ne?

bananarama · 10-01-2007, 05:05 PM

See! So it's settled: we're having a hot tub sex party with 6-year-olds and involving alcohol, blackmail, and then suicide.

Torque · 10-01-2007, 08:26 PM

Ok, this thread really went to a weird place...
I mean, I'm cool with the hot tub, the sexiness, even the lap top and the toaster (lord know I'm a man who loves his toast)... but six year olds? why? why dear jeebus, why?!

bluestarultor · 10-01-2007, 09:20 PM

Oh, no, you have it all wrong. You see, by using the laptop, you can execute a program modifying the analog electrical waves from the toaster into a digital signal of radio waves, which, when combined with water at the proper temperature, will meld all of the six-year-olds, combining their ages. While they're all still fluid, it's a simple matter of importing a wireframe for appearance of the final product. I'd suggest this girl: http://i21.tinypic.com/b8txn5.jpg. Nice. Anyway, the result is one human with the knowledge associated with the combined intelligence of the inputs, who finds the program executer irresistable. Essentially, Galitaea.

God I hope I don't get banned for this.

Torque · 10-01-2007, 09:23 PM

So... now we have some hot chick with the intelligence of a bunch of 6 year olds, getting pwned from the rear by a giant tiger?
Awkward

bluestarultor · 10-01-2007, 09:32 PM

Noooo... We have a hot chick not getting pwned from behind by a tiger (unless you throw in some cats) with the combined IQ of all the 6-year-olds and appropriate knowledge levels for her age (18 for 3, 24 for 4, intermediate ages not recommended due to the mess), already in a hot tub.

Edit: And crazy about you.

Zilla · 10-01-2007, 09:55 PM

because I'm not good enough for you? XD

10-01-2007, 02:31 AM	#52
Demetrius In need of a vacation Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Peoples Republic of Vermont Posts: 3,236	http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/rc/9447/ ...What? EDIT: I thought we were just having toast, why the heck would you add suicide, unless of course you want to atone for the 6 or 5 year olds. __________________ DFM, Demon seed of Hell who fuels its incredible power by butchering little girls and feeding on their innocence. Demetrius, Dark clown of the netherworld, a being of incalculable debauchery and a soulless, faceless evil as old as time itself. Zilla, The chick. ~DFM Wii bishie bishie kawaii baka! ~ Fifthfiend

10-01-2007, 04:46 PM	#53
bananarama Old Gregg Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 2,189	Will Zilla said "bring a toaster" so I just assumed the obvious... EDIT: The obvious being that while we are in the hot tub, we will drop a toaster that is plugged in into the water to electrocute ourselves....but maybe I read too deeply into this... Last edited by bananarama; 10-01-2007 at 04:48 PM.

10-01-2007, 04:50 PM	#54
Zilla Lakitu Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 2,378	well I figured if we're bringing a laptop into a hot tub we might as well bring a toaster and get the job done right, ne? __________________ MENCHI Pink It's cowboy time, I'm so MENCHI right now. Metroid is a great man because his friends don't rape him.

10-01-2007, 09:55 PM	#60
Zilla Lakitu Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 2,378	because I'm not good enough for you? XD __________________ MENCHI Pink It's cowboy time, I'm so MENCHI right now. Metroid is a great man because his friends don't rape him.

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10-01-2007, 02:07 AM	#51
bananarama Old Gregg Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 2,189	So wait from what I'm seeing right now... we're having a hot tub sex party with 6-year-olds and involving alcohol, blackmail, and then suicide? ....I want in.

10-01-2007, 05:05 PM	#55
bananarama Old Gregg Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 2,189	See! So it's settled: we're having a hot tub sex party with 6-year-olds and involving alcohol, blackmail, and then suicide.