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Unread 02-27-2004, 07:46 PM   #61
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OOC: krylo, I was talking to SS when I said I didn't know where he came from, I thought the scene you were in was like an auditorium.

"Ack, chill out! First, speak comprehensibly, cause I have no clue what your problem is. Second, stand up. Third, are you some sort of crazed fan, cause if so, I'm not who you think I am." Dezil was baffled by this strange person latched on to his shirt. He pried his fingers off and said, "Now, who are you, and what do yo want?"
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Unread 02-27-2004, 08:18 PM   #62
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The strange girl grinned widely at the assault that was terrifying her rider. "Looks like you musta really made them mad!" She did a backward hand spring off the handles of the bike and, after flipping in the air for a second, she landed on the seat, slipping her guitar off her back again. She swung it, colliding solidly with a can of pop, which sent it flying through the air, directly back where into the slot it came out of on the machine that had shot it, flying up through the machine's innards and bursting out the back. The vending machine fell to the ground as the vespa seemed to swerve and steer itself to avoid other cans from other machines flying toward it.
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Unread 02-27-2004, 08:37 PM   #63
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He decides to take a walk around the concert area so he slings his guitar over his back and starts to look around when comes upon a hall way splattered with soda. "What in the name of all that is holy? Who could have done such a thing?" He holds up a Dr. Pepper bottle that had exploded and holds it in front of him as he falls to his knees. "My God!" He stands up again and looks around and hopes no one saw him. "Okay that's the last time I'm watching the original Planet of the Apes ten times in a row."
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Unread 02-27-2004, 11:53 PM   #64
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"Fan-girls are coming to get meeeeee."

The door thumped. "Please help. Please if you have anything vaguely resembling a soul at all, please save me from them."
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Unread 02-28-2004, 02:15 AM   #65
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[OOC:] Whoa, gone for most of the day, and CHAOS ENSUES! (yummy, I like chaos )

Lemme set things straight: If Thumpman DOES perform, I got something for him and Johnny (and maybe Dezil) planned. He ain't lookin' for a band necesarily, but more to find out what's going on, and maybe get the old band back together. (plus, he's in disguise, wearing an overcoat with a blank black hat and black sunglasses, rather than his traditional purple hat with blue shades. It usually works from a distance, but up close...well, I guess it doesn't )

And then, the soda machines attack...I may be Captain GM, but Commodore GM Ecurt has something planned for the soda machines already, which I don't know about.[/OOC]

Dezil was talking with Thumpman, who was about to practically beg him to come back into the band, when havoc let loose. Several other musicians burst in on their conversation.

What kind of whacky coincidence is this? I mean, shouldn't the other musicians be warming up for their performances?

He didn't know about the soda machines, apparently.
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Unread 02-28-2004, 02:21 AM   #66
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OOC: I'll just happily assume that I was standing behind Thumpman all along trying to horn in on their conversation...

BIC:

As the mass of milling musicians barged in, Johhny held out a hand.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa... what's goin' on here, folks?"
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Unread 02-28-2004, 02:31 AM   #67
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ooc-SS, since you have the P-Cane, you shouldn't have any trouble dominating most fan-girls. Only women that want to kick your butt would be trouble (which is why Kairi could always beat Ripel's ass in the Omakes). Don't bother asking where this logic comes from.

Nor did he [Thumpman] know about a certain famous former Thumpmasta heading their way, chased by even more fangirls. "AAAH!!!"

"Get him! He went that away." Ripel had nowhere safe to go. Behind him were the fangirls, and in front of him (once out the exit) were likely more evil vending machines. Of course, that didn't mean that he didn't know which choice was the lesser of the two evils.

That was when Ripel burst from the auditorium and jumped behind something, not bothering to see who or what it was. "Oh man...ohmanohmanohman. I'm in trouble. Hide me." Truly, he was terrified, with reason. You know how girls can get.

Luckily for him, when the girls came they chased a random Limo (thinking he was in it), and he managed to escape them-for today at least. "Whew...I need a Dr Pepper."
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Unread 02-28-2004, 01:36 PM   #68
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[ooc] wow...have my fellow bandmates abandoned me? 7 pages and only one post by a 'The Experience' member (excluding me)...I'm not sure what to do. Ruhael - if my bandmates dont post within another day or two i'll probably abandon them and maybe try join you as a DJ since you need someone to keep rhythm.[/ooc]

Abysmal sat down for a brief time before he heard the commotion of the fangirls. He looked around for awhile and spotted some people that seemed vaguely familiar. I think i've seen some of these people together before but......Convenient, he thought as he spied a nearby phone jack. He hooked up the laptop and navigated to the website he usually uses to keep tabs on the music industry. After a minute of looking over the somewhat recent news he came across a small story about the breakup of the Thumpmastas. So, thats who they are...wonder why they're mostly all here if they broke up. I don't think I've heard their music before... He clicked a link, downloaded some samples of music, put on his headphones and listened.
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Unread 02-28-2004, 01:50 PM   #69
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"We might want to move this conversation if Fan Girls are on the way, since personally I much prefer not being falttened and torn to pieces by a swarm of crazed fans." Dezil said somewhat calmly. Then he turned around, and took off like a shot before the fangirls could break through the door.
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Unread 02-28-2004, 02:23 PM   #70
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ooc: sure toaster, also if you play guitar that'd be a whole lot more valuable. .... oh and just a little hairsplitting. The name has two h's and it's pronounced Ruh-hu-hale (Yes I know theoretically you can't do that with it being spelled Rhuhael but bear with me). I just kinda freak out whenever people mess with my story character names :/ . Ok back to stuff that actually matters

IC: WeiBer stared at the huge puddle of soda.
What the hell? What kind of fiend would so prolifically waste Dr. Pepper like this? It's an outrage!
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