Avvy 5 Distortion - Where Fun Goes To Die

[TheBlindMime]

Stole speech color. Also desperation has made me search for god, fortunately I already know one.

[Wizardcat]

I expect that it won't work, but you can't blame a cat for trying. :whee:

Edit: Gah, typos. I hate them.

[POS Industries]

Just a few notes to everyone: Rei is floating very high above you all and thus is not within walking distance; there are a bajillion Gaian forumers in a mass panic which you are standing in the middle of, which is a direct threat to your well being; the entire world of Gaia Online is being ripped apart by the birthing pains of Nihilem, which is an even greater threat to you; I haven't introduced character info for Pedros Nihilem yet, which is a good sign that he's probably not available to attack yet.

[PyrosNine]

When in doubt, dial 'Prayer' for Pyros!

Just not too many of you. I might break out in hives, which is why I have an email.

[Wizardcat]

Originally Posted by POS Industries

Just a few notes to everyone: Rei is floating very high above you all and thus is not within walking distance; there are a bajillion Gaian forumers in a mass panic which you are standing in the middle of, which is a direct threat to your well being; the entire world of Gaia Online is being ripped apart by the birthing pains of Nihilem, which is an even greater threat to you; I haven't introduced character info for Pedros Nihilem yet, which is a good sign that he's probably not available to attack yet.

I assume that at least some of this is directed at me. So, I'll repsond to all of it. Wizzle is currently floating, thus avoiding the Gaians, though not as high as Rei which provides a safe distance from both. Now, the dark strands from God of Nothing O'Sullivan are obviously best avoided and I assumed he was at the height of Rei, providing a assumed safe distance as stated before. As for the character info, I just assumed you forgot to put it up. I can change it if you want me to, however. I really ought to try that whole talking to people before I post thing.

[Bailey]

I'm probably supposed to be doing homework right now, so as to avoid failing all my classes, but I received word that the finale was now and I just can't resist a good show-stopping number. One might call it my one weakness.

Rather ironic, considering that I go BY words which might be numbers or at least homonyms of them, such as tEN and tOO, but whatever.

POS, I'm going to PM you my actions and let you work them in however you like, since I don't know when the next time I'm on at the same time you are will be.

[POS Industries]

New RP thread's up.

Also, Newb can go on ahead and Pyros can feel free to move ahead with what he's planning.

[PyrosNine]

Alright peeps. We talked about this in AVA 2, and also in AVA 3, and you might have talked about it without me in IV, but now, once and for all, we shall have what our hearts truly clamor for:

NPF Voltrozords (in space)!

With POS's blessing, in order to defeat this giant, gargantuan piece of capitalism (he's capitalizin' on our nonexistance), we need to band together...WITH GIANT ROBOTS!

All I ask is simple. After everyone goes "oooh" and "ahh!" at my arrival, I will give the cue, and you will all get customized giant robots. They need not be animal shaped, nor neccesarily fitting into one giant Robo genre (No more than one Deathscythe, kthanksbye), but nonetheless giant robots.

However, these robots do not grant you any abilities beyond your normal set, only magnify them to a much bigger size to be more than just an itch on Pedros Nihilem's back, and give you giant robo strength, along with some protection from being turned into nothing. Can't guarantee that it will hold up against particularly strong nothingness though (IF POS deems your ROBO nonexistant, so therefore it is!)

Their most prominent feature, will be that ultimate of ultimate of ultimates, The MegaMasterVoltroGZord, a fusion of all our mechas.

I call dibs on being the head. You can argue amongst yourselves who gets to be the crotch rocket.

[Bailey]

...

If Keygod somehow gets roped into occupying a mecha (which he has no intention of doing), he will be the heart.

[TheBlindMime]

I'd call the crotch rocket but knowing POS he'd surely attack there first for the fun of kicking a robot in their junk.

I call the shoulder pads!