07-04-2010, 12:08 AM | #61 |
Just sleeping
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Zombie Luciano Pavarotti is now chained in your basement and willing to sing for brains.
I want a Gunman.
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07-04-2010, 06:43 PM | #62 | ||
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Since no one's continued things, I guess I'll post a bit early. Quote:
I wish for a beautiful alien princess to fall in love with me and take me back to her homeworld for marriage.
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07-04-2010, 11:34 PM | #63 |
Classy, yet vulgar
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Granted! The most beautiful alien woman appears before you and takes you as her mate. You return to her home world with a respirator outfitted so you can survive the atmosphere, unfortunately they mate like preying mantises.
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07-04-2010, 11:37 PM | #64 | ||
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Granted, but you know how a lot of bugs eat their mates? You really should have drawn the connection at the antennae. It's also disappointing for her because her people's men actually put out while they're being devoured, so all she actually gets is lunch and she becomes the embarrassment of her family because of you. She's going to remember this when she becomes queen. I wish for a Harley.
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07-05-2010, 01:27 AM | #65 | ||
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07-05-2010, 02:01 AM | #66 |
Not bad.
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I do double!
Granted! It now fucks you at work! Granted! The first time you get on it, you get attacked by a biker gang who steal it. I wish the day was longer. |
07-05-2010, 03:22 AM | #67 | ||
War Incarnate
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Granted, the day is now 48 hours long. Unfortunately the working day is increased from 8 hours to 16 hours to accomodate this.
I wish Portal 2 was was released already.
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07-05-2010, 03:46 AM | #68 | |
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I wish I could draw better.
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07-05-2010, 08:12 AM | #69 |
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Granted.
Your calligraphy in the art of writing the word better is unparalleled. But that's all you can draw... well all you can draw better than you currently can. I wish people were better at this.
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07-05-2010, 08:20 AM | #70 |
Ara ara!
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It's all downhill from here.
Better is a thing of the past. I wish for... MORE SQUID.
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