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Unread 12-09-2004, 10:49 AM   #61
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Dragonsbane throws the box of donuts at Arhra, and watches him get swarmed by policemen.
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Unread 12-09-2004, 10:53 AM   #62
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Newb: *turns on the coffee machine and pours all the coffee down arhra's pants*

Newb: *gives arhra and the police a privacy curtain for their "activities"*
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I mean, I'm happy to play normal chess when that's the game. But in this case, we've been asked to play chess by someone who then proceeds to hand us a pair of water pistols, tells us the player with the most touchdowns wins, and you're still busy trying to capture my bishop.
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Unread 12-09-2004, 10:53 AM   #63
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Jada dons a funny jester hat and starts running in circles screaming "STOP TRYING TO GET INTO MY PANTS! I KNOW I'VE GOT A HUGE BULGE BUT I'M REALLY TERRIBLE IN BED! ESPECIALLY WITH MEN!"

Then Jada stops running, wondering if he really IS terrible in bed. Then he stops worrying about it and just keeps running around.
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Unread 12-09-2004, 12:20 PM   #64
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*Toastburner, not know how to respond to this situation, decides to remain at a healthy distance and say nothing...and scrub the char marks out of his armor while he has the chance.*
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Unread 12-09-2004, 12:57 PM   #65
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Dragonsbane sits down on a couch, summoning a pair of succubi to massage his shoulders, and pulls out a book on Drow culture.

"'Children with debilitating deformities are slain at birth, while an ultra-competitive environment insures that only the very fittest survive to breed'? Lolth sounds like she believes in evolution..."
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Unread 12-09-2004, 02:18 PM   #66
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Newb: so, we are in a chatroom, and everything worth doing seems to be done.

Newb: so...

Server: Newb has rolled one six sided die: 4

Newb: *glomps DB*
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I mean, I'm happy to play normal chess when that's the game. But in this case, we've been asked to play chess by someone who then proceeds to hand us a pair of water pistols, tells us the player with the most touchdowns wins, and you're still busy trying to capture my bishop.
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Unread 12-09-2004, 03:33 PM   #67
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A voice echoed.

Bob the Mercenary: It's not over yet!

The /\/00131/\/470r stood back up and transformed into its third (and this time final for real) form...
The Gigabeast!
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Unread 12-09-2004, 03:50 PM   #68
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Toastburner B: *Looks at Bob* Man, I don't care what you turn into, but I am touching the calvinball until it comes out of Jada's pants.

Toastburner B: *Appears to be in deep thought*

Toastburner B: Make that I won't touch the ball until it it comes out of the pants and is soaked in disinfectant(sp).
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Unread 12-09-2004, 04:16 PM   #69
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Toastburner B: *Looks at Bob* Man, I don't care what you turn into, but I am touching the calvinball until it comes out of Jada's pants.
Jadarendir: You will touch NOTHING, you Godless heathen!
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Unread 12-09-2004, 04:23 PM   #70
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Bob the Mercenary: We'll see about that. Gigabeast, remove this one's pants!

The Gigabeast stormed off towards Jada, inaudibly grumbling l33t as he went.
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