Homesuck: Vriska Rising

[Flarecobra]

Loved the music from it.

[MuMu]

This Face

Is the best face

Can't really blame cG for all the trolling he does, this was just too much for his poor mind.

[Wigmund]

John's Mullet needs to return as a defensive item of absolute power and mangrit

[Mike McC]

Originally Posted by POS Industries

Sadly, it'll be a while, unless Jade's grandpa manages to get the Cosbytop to John in the near future.

Just a call back to this here, but...


SOONER THAN YOU THINK, BRO.

Seriously, on the Trollian timeline we are practically right on the time Jade enters the Medium.

Oh, and one more thing...

[POS Industries]

Originally Posted by Mike McC

SOONER THAN YOU THINK, BRO.

Seriously, on the Trollian timeline we are practically right on the time Jade enters the Medium.

Originally Posted by POS Industries

I suppose it all depends on how much time it takes to shuttle from Prospit to Skaia.

Originally Posted by POS Industries

Sadly, it'll be a while, unless Jade's grandpa manages to get the Cosbytop to John in the near future.

Considering how many other items the guardians happened to leave laying around, Grandpa especially, the Cosbytop and Server Beta are probably nearby.

So, ya know, I'm still right about everything. Good eye, though.

[BitVyper]

Everyone read this update and see the pictures? Good.

Just wanted to make sure.

[Mike McC]

Bit of a cross post I made on another forum. Because, eh, why not.

So, yesterday I had a buspiphany (the best kind of -piphany) about what may happen in Homestuck next. Going through it, I find that it's not only not contradicted by the little events, but supported by them.

Gonna spoiler it for now just in case people don't wanna see it or something.

Let us consider Bec for a moment. It's pretty obvious at this point that the ectobiology station and the MEOW code combined will create Bec. Now, this is likely why the outer Gods were warning Rose. But, what makes Bec so dangerous? Simple, it's his seemingly limitless ability to bend the fabric of space to his very will. We've all see Jade's strife, we know what he is capable of. Now, we see Bec emerging from the meteor crash assumedly 413,000,000 years ago, the one that established the frog temple and the Lotus time capsule, same one we se in AR?'s recent pages. So, Bec being created there is basically a foregone conclusion. But, Bec's a good dog, best friend, right? Well, dogs are very loyal, obediant creatures. Consider for a moment.... if he h the ability to pretty much go anywhere, do anything, why stay on that island for 413,000,000 years? Maybe he was ordered to. Ordered to stay, ordered to protect the girl, make sure she enters the medium, and, the important part, and the center of my theory, prototype himself to Jade's kernel sprite before she does enter.

But, Bec is a good dog! Why would this matter? Wouldn't it give Jade one fuckin' kick-ass kernel sprite? Yep. It'd also prototype the fourth prototype with Bec. Now, from Dave's prototyping, we see that the additions the imps get and the rings/scepters give are in fact functional. Dave had flying basilisks and Jack flew around and used his abdomen sword like it was no thang. So, prototyping Bec may in fact give thee imps and Jack his space warping ability, a very, VERY dangerous thing.

Why would he want it? Well, consider that when he killed the queen, he didn't neccesarily do it for the power. he did it because all the silly outfits made him snap. He just saw the ring lying there, and decided 'hmmm...'. Afterwards is when he decided he wanted more power that the rings and scepters could give, and started to take him by force. But, there's only so much this one session can give. But, with the ability to manipulate space, he could theoretically start invading other mediums...

Such as the ones the trolls inhabit. Now, in conversations with the trolls, the kids game got fucked up so bad that THEY are in mortal peril, despite being in a distinct, seperate, isolated session. The best explination is if a force from the kids session somehow breaks into thiers. Which is what I believe Jack will do. And when he's there, he'll just go ahead and reinitiate the reckoning once again. Not because he has any stake in that medium any more, but because it's the best way to kill off anything that may potentially rise up against him. i mean, if he's able to hop betwen mediums, others may be able to develop the ability to do so utilizing Veil technology. I mean, the trolls did manae to set up a communication system to another session.

Hey, didn't WV get exiled eventually, and didn't he initially start off rising up against the black king?

But wait, wouldn't Jade know bout this? Well, for one thing I dont think she's able to change the timeline, only enable it. And secondly, well, it's been mentioned that Bec is invisible to Jade's ability to see the future. Now, I asume this is the uture relative to her, and would thus block out her ability to see Bec's birth as well, making the earliest point in his past she can see is his arrival on Earth.

also, why would the gods say it's only dangerous now, and not in the dead timeline Davesprite and Dream Rose are from? Well, with John dead, it beame impossible for Jade to enter. The only thing the code could do then is create a very powerful dog. That is, if John being dead didn't also cause the timeline to change and Nanna and Grampa Harley to arrive on the planet. Point is, Bec couldn't be prototyped, giving Jack his powers.

AR? will likely enter the second seed for the Lotus time capsule. He ends up there in the frog temple SOMEHOW, after all. Also, it's been shown he has a fear of Bec . Likely, something will happen in the Medium frog temple with Bec that will either cause him to seek shelter in the time capsule, or get thrown in there.

Now, one last thing to consider, and this is the shakiest and most speculative half-theory. Dave, Rose, and Jade all ended up on Earth within DAYS of each other. But John arrived four and a half months later. Not only that, but there's an odd gap between the day Jade and the day Dave arrived. Now, in a comic that is as detail oriented as Homestuck is, this probably shouldn't be easily dismissed. Especially not since it was brought up again very recently, when we saw the actual meteors come down. So, there is likely a very important reason baby John was delayed. Just something to keep in mind for the future.

Dear lord that is a lot of gray lines, a lot of words. Anyway, I'm not saying it's definately going to happen, it's just that... everything just slid into this theory so nicely, everything frames it up so prettily that I t least had to share it, and have strong convictions about it.
But hey, Hussies done the completely unexpected (and completely awesome) before.

But seriously, it took me a lot of effort to not just yell out "GOD DAMN YOU, HUSSIE!" on the bus after the buspiphany. (Likely bad bad things would have happened if I did)

[Grimpond]

Ahahahaha, this is so great.

[Flarecobra]

Wonder how many people will be making that their avatar....Or making their own versions.

[katiuska]

I was gonna say, "At least one," but that image does not scale down well.

Originally Posted by Mike McC

[snip]

That's an interesting thought. It makes some sense, though frankly, I'm not convinced the trolls didn't screw up their own session. I just have a hard time buying their claims to their superiority, but I don't know, clearly the kids do something to effect them. They've been pretty haphazard about the whole game, so I guess that doesn't reflect so well on Team Earth, I just don't picture the trolls as having been any different.