The Wing Wong strikes back!

[Fifthfiend]

On the subject of Fenris' computer grounding:

[20:58] Nails McCabe: you tell your folks you're all that stands between impressional young people
[20:58] Nails McCabe: and shitting dicknipples.
[20:58] npfenris: Hahaha.
[20:59] Nails McCabe: oh man
[20:59] Nails McCabe: and then they'll pull you off the internet FOREVER
[20:59] Nails McCabe: they'll be like "I don't know how the fuck that word got into your brain"
[21:00] Nails McCabe: "But I am going to beat you in the skull until I kill the part of it where that lives."

[Major Blood]

Grthwllms and I have such interesting conversations...

Karesh16 (12:07:16 AM): WHERE IS MY FIREBALL!?
TheMajorOfBlood (12:07:28 AM): ...?
An unknown failure occurred.
Karesh16 (12:08:16 AM): From your little message under your Avatar
"I brought you a fireball... "
TheMajorOfBlood (12:08:14 AM): Oh right.
TheMajorOfBlood (12:08:24 AM): There's a fireball all right.
Karesh16 (12:08:33 AM): =D
TheMajorOfBlood (12:08:48 AM): IN MY PANTS!
Karesh16 (12:09:40 AM): =O
Karesh16 (12:10:06 AM): I think I've been violated!
TheMajorOfBlood (12:10:10 AM): YOU'VE been violated?
TheMajorOfBlood (12:10:20 AM): This is all a result of that drunken party we had last week.
TheMajorOfBlood (12:10:29 AM): YOU'RE fault. Not mine.
Karesh16 (12:10:42 AM): you are fault?
Karesh16 (12:10:51 AM): your perhaps!?
TheMajorOfBlood (12:11:03 AM): *Smacks Karesh16 across the face*
TheMajorOfBlood (12:11:12 AM): What have i told you about using that tone with me?
Karesh16 (12:11:33 AM): That you're a mage.
Karesh16 (12:11:37 AM): and I can kick your ass?
Karesh16 (12:11:49 AM): See the proper use of possesive and none possesives?
TheMajorOfBlood (12:11:53 AM): Oh yeah?
TheMajorOfBlood (12:11:57 AM): FROST NOVA!
TheMajorOfBlood (12:12:00 AM): PRESENCE OF MIND!
Karesh16 (12:12:10 AM): Okay.
TheMajorOfBlood (12:12:05 AM): PYROBLAST!
Karesh16 (12:12:14 AM): *Spell reflect*
TheMajorOfBlood (12:12:13 AM): Eh, right.
Karesh16 (12:12:26 AM): *Intercept*
Karesh16 (12:12:31 AM): *Shield Slam
Karesh16 (12:12:33 AM): *
Karesh16 (12:12:42 AM): PIMP SLAPPED!
Karesh16 (12:12:45 AM): WITH A SHIELD!
Karesh16 (12:15:08 AM): Are you aware of how funny it is to watch your commander fly on a transport to the enemy base
Karesh16 (12:15:19 AM): crash into the center of their nuclear missle defenses
Karesh16 (12:15:40 AM): and then the 3 nukes you've built fly in right after that
TheMajorOfBlood (12:15:53 AM): ...mana shield?
Karesh16 (12:16:11 AM): You ain't got the mana for it
TheMajorOfBlood (12:16:43 AM): *Switches to his paladin*
TheMajorOfBlood (12:16:48 AM): DIVINE SHIELD!
Karesh16 (12:17:07 AM): *switches to his friends character*
Karesh16 (12:17:10 AM): *Mass Dispel*
TheMajorOfBlood (12:17:31 AM): YOU CAN'T DO THAT!
TheMajorOfBlood (12:17:35 AM): THAT'S CHEATING!
Karesh16 (12:17:55 AM): FUCK YEAH SEAKING!
TheMajorOfBlood (12:18:34 AM): *Switches to his OTHER paladin*
TheMajorOfBlood (12:18:37 AM): DIVINE SHIELD!
Karesh16 (12:18:54 AM): *mass dispel*
TheMajorOfBlood (12:19:34 AM): *Hijacks his friend's tier 6'ed rogue*
TheMajorOfBlood (12:19:41 AM): SNEAK SNEAK STAB STAB!
Karesh16 (12:19:54 AM): *Pvp trinket*
Karesh16 (12:20:00 AM): *auto attack gets dodged*
Karesh16 (12:20:10 AM): *Overpower, causes bleeding effect due to critical strike*
TheMajorOfBlood (12:20:09 AM): GOUGE
TheMajorOfBlood (12:20:14 AM): MUTILATE
Karesh16 (12:20:23 AM): *Berserker Rage*
TheMajorOfBlood (12:20:21 AM): SPRINT
TheMajorOfBlood (12:20:23 AM): RUNS AWAY
Karesh16 (12:20:32 AM): Also, I get Second Wing
Karesh16 (12:20:42 AM): So I recover health and rage every single time you stun me
TheMajorOfBlood (12:21:24 AM): Okay.
TheMajorOfBlood (12:21:31 AM): THAT was a waste of 20 minutes:P
Karesh16 (12:22:40 AM): I had fun
Karesh16 (12:22:43 AM): So, not a waste.
TheMajorOfBlood (12:22:57 AM): Can you PM me the entirety of our conversation.
TheMajorOfBlood (12:23:00 AM): ?
TheMajorOfBlood (12:23:06 AM): It got cut off in the middle on my end.
Karesh16 (12:24:07 AM): The conversation that goes from (6:56:23 PM) to now
Karesh16 (12:24:20 AM): or from about 12
TheMajorOfBlood (12:24:33 AM): Just our little spontaneous theorycrafting session now.

EDIT -

[21:29] HeyHey, Bob-Doug here: but Hailey wants to spend time with -__-
[21:29] MajorBlood: Go do it then.
[21:29] HeyHey, Bob-Doug here: heheheh
[21:29] MajorBlood: That didn't come out quite the way i intended.

[Karrrrrrrrrrrresche]

Karesh16 (12:28:20 AM): I'm getting bore
Karesh16 (12:28:21 AM): .d.
TheMajorOfBlood (12:28:31 AM): This should help.
TheMajorOfBlood (12:28:40 AM): It's one of the funniest WoW pranks i've ever seen.
TheMajorOfBlood (12:28:41 AM): http://youtube.com/watch?v=EwTZ2xpQwpA
Karesh16 (12:29:08 AM): I've seen this.
Karesh16 (12:29:12 AM): It has nothing to do with Wow.
TheMajorOfBlood (12:29:12 AM): OMG YOU'VE BEEN RAINROLLED!
Karesh16 (12:29:22 AM): But I will watch it anyway
Karesh16 (12:43:55 AM): chocolate rain
Karesh16 (12:44:06 AM): I'm going to pimp slap you into tommorow 
Karesh16 (12:44:08 AM): Chocolate rain
TheMajorOfBlood (12:44:40 AM): You will taste the back of my own hand.
TheMajorOfBlood (12:44:42 AM): CHocolate rain.
Karesh16 (12:45:08 AM): A burning fireball will come down upon your head
Karesh16 (12:45:10 AM): Chocolate rain
TheMajorOfBlood (12:45:29 AM): Sneak sneak stab stab into your spinal cord.
TheMajorOfBlood (12:45:31 AM): Chocolate rain.
Karesh16 (12:45:59 AM): I question whether or not you have a webcam 
Karesh16 (12:46:02 AM): Chocolate rain
TheMajorOfBlood (12:46:45 AM): Wherethefuck is my hit of crystal meth
TheMajorOfBlood (12:46:47 AM): Chocolate rain.
Karesh16 (12:47:07 AM): That doesnt answer anything you ass 
Karesh16 (12:47:09 AM): Chocolate rain
TheMajorOfBlood (12:47:46 AM): I'm sick and tired of your unending sass.
TheMajorOfBlood (12:47:48 AM): Chocolate rain.
Karesh16 (12:48:18 AM): I keep spinning round and round in my chair 
Karesh16 (12:48:20 AM): chocolate rain
Karesh16 (12:49:15 AM): my head is kinda starting to hurt
Karesh16 (12:49:17 AM): Chocolate rain
TheMajorOfBlood (12:49:29 AM): Well sneak sneak stab stab tends to hurt ya know?
TheMajorOfBlood (12:49:32 AM): Chocolate rain.
TheMajorOfBlood (12:49:45 AM): Maybe you should take some asprin.
TheMajorOfBlood (12:49:48 AM): CHocolate rain.
Karesh16 (12:50:02 AM): I think the pain is related to the spin 
Karesh16 (12:50:03 AM): chocolate rain
TheMajorOfBlood (12:50:13 AM): Then take my crystal meth you tard.
TheMajorOfBlood (12:50:15 AM): Chocolate rain.
Karesh16 (12:50:43 AM): I think that's enough for now 
Karesh16 (12:50:44 AM): Chocolate rain
TheMajorOfBlood (12:50:48 AM): It's only over when i say it's over.
TheMajorOfBlood (12:50:51 AM): Chocolate rain.
Karesh16 (12:51:15 AM): I kinda meant the spinning but whatev 
Karesh16 (12:51:28 AM): Chocolate rain
TheMajorOfBlood (12:51:28 AM): This song's kinda stupid anyways.
TheMajorOfBlood (12:51:31 AM): Chocolate rain.
Karesh16 (12:52:43 AM): I prefer the sound of burning corpses 
Karesh16 (12:52:45 AM): Chocolate rain
TheMajorOfBlood (12:52:55 AM): Fuck you i'm not doing this anymore.
TheMajorOfBlood (12:52:57 AM): Chocolate rain.
Karesh16 (12:53:19 AM): You just did.
Karesh16 (12:53:21 AM): Chocolate rain
TheMajorOfBlood (12:53:25 AM): Hey you know what? Fuck you.
TheMajorOfBlood (12:53:27 AM): Chocolate rain.
Karesh16 (12:53:38 AM): kek.
Karesh16 (12:53:40 AM): Chocolate rain
TheMajorOfBlood (12:53:41 AM): Eh, right.
TheMajorOfBlood (12:53:45 AM): That's enough of that.
TheMajorOfBlood (12:54:08 AM): You should totally wing wong this though.
Karesh16 (12:54:53 AM): Alright
Karesh16 (12:55:03 AM): ...chocolate rain

[Nikose Tyris]

ME:
...Melfice, will you do something for me?
MELFICE:
M'yes?
Speak, man! Speak!
ME:
Will you do...
the time warp?
MELFICE:

... What's the time warp?

ME:
It's just a jump to the left!
MELFICE:
What?
ME:
And a step to the right! With your hands on your hips! You bring your knees in tight! But it's the pelvic thrust That really drives you insane! Let's do the time warp again!
MEFLICE:
...
...
.
.
.
You're an idiot. XD

[Karrrrrrrrrrrresche]

Marius says:
<3
Totally Karesh says:
EXPLAIN
Marius says:
Nyu.
Totally Karesh says:
...
Totally Karesh says:
You're...black, right?
Marius says:
Nyupe!
Marius says:
<3
Totally Karesh says:
...
Totally Karesh says:
Your death will come swiftly. But stay for dinner.

[Sir Pinkleton]

My friend and I always come up with the strangest conversations and debates, here's one of them.

Cabanban + every other name = My friend
Infantry #4 = Me
Parenthesis = me explaining a little bit
[11:29] Cabanban: you gonna reply to the message or not commie? (we were talking through Myspace as well as the IM'ing)
[11:29] Infantry #4: I'm not, Commie
[11:29] Master: sheesh
[11:29] Infantry #4: I replied to the hand thing in Xfire (we were talking about some hand thing on Myspace)
[11:30] Master: dont talk to me like that
[11:30] Master: im your MASTER!!!
[11:30] Infantry #4: everything else is meaningless
[11:30] Infantry #4: I'm sorry, I can't understand you over YOUR BLATENT DISREGARD FOR PROPER GRAMMER AND SPELLING!
[11:30] Infantry #4: =P
[11:31] Master: ...
[11:31] Cabanban: gr...
[11:31] Infantry #4: haHA!
[11:32] Infantry #4: Nyes, fooled again!
[11:32] * Infantry #4 wears monocle and mustache
[11:32] your mom: no...
[11:32] Infantry #4: Mother!?!
[11:32] YOUR FACE!! OH!!!: hehehe
[11:32] Infantry #4: I'M TALKING WITH MYSELF GRAAHH!
[11:33] Whore: lol take that
[11:33] Whore: oops
[11:33] me: hi
[11:33] this is fun: this is fun
[11:33] Infantry #4: oh good, the man-hores gone
[11:33] Infantry #4: whore*
[11:33] Whore: good boy
[11:34] Infantry #4: Bah! there's no ridding of you!
[11:34] now get down: AND SUCK IT!!!
[11:34] Infantry #4: NOOO!!!!!
[11:34] * Infantry #4 uses magic
[11:34] Infantry #4: ah, better
[11:34] this is: very fun
[11:34] hehehehe: hehehehehehehehehe
[11:34] Infantry #4: hubhubhubhubhubhubhubhubhub
[11:34] Cabanban: back, what did i miss?
[11:35] Infantry #4: the apocolypse

[The Kneumatic Pnight]

Part XIII

1.
[April 28, 07:07:42 PM] bellerussian: so I'll just have to like, rub my boob on her, without her noticing
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2.
[April 30, 07:57:18 PM] Kneumatic Pnight: Your father probably has wood.
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3.
[April 30, 07:59:53 PM] Kneumatic Pnight: YOU WANT TO KNOW HOW TO POUND THINGS, RIGHT?!
[April 30, 07:59:56 PM] Kneumatic Pnight: ...
[April 30, 08:00:02 PM] Kneumatic Pnight: What the hell is wrong with me tonight?
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4.
[May 01, 09:50:55 PM] KittyKat10371: You're such a slut!
[May 01, 09:51:09 PM] bellerussian: I know, right?
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5.
CelesJessa: IN YOUR FACE MASTURBATION!
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6.
[May 14, 08:35:38 PM] KittyKat10371: Because I can't tongue as fast as I want to
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7.
[May 19, 09:50:58 PM] KittyKat10371: A yummy cunt muffin!
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8.
[May 20, 08:59:55 PM] KittyKat10371: I'm full of your mom!
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9.
[May 21, 05:39:57 PM] KittyKat10371: I'm a whore
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10.
[May 31, 05:28:03 PM] KittyKat10371: I have you sex in my pants
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11.
[June 05, 05:19:46 PM] KittyKat10371: I'LL NEVER SHOW YOU ANYTHING AGAIN!
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12. 
[June 08, 08:04:56 PM] KittyKat10371: I like my steaks slutty
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13.
Loki, Teh Awesome™: Would you get off my mom?
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14.
[June 25, 11:23:34 PM] RhiyaRavenwing: there will be more gumming
[June 25, 11:23:46 PM] RhiyaRavenwing: cuz like... it's not that I wanna TASTE twidster
[June 25, 11:23:49 PM] RhiyaRavenwing: it's the THOUGHT that counts
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16.
[June 29, 09:08:20 PM] TheWizWhoDidIt: *gives Fencer all that he needs*
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17.
Loki might be here™: Heh, Yaplet, does the fun ever stop? 
Loki might be here™: ... 
yaplet: Last message sent 184 min. ago
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18.
[July 08, 02:40:15 AM] KittyKat10371: Anyway, I slept with some friends last night
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19. 
Loki, Teh Retard™: for some reason I have a difficult time thinking of any intelligent way to respond. I'm not sure why.
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20.
[July 27, 11:50:03 PM] KittyKat10371: Oh, I made it hard!

[42PETUNIAS]

Doppler12: she wears the PANTS

SUCKER!

[Flarecobra]

flarecobra (11:30:42 AM): What's up?
(Name Removed) (11:30:51 AM): my penis can be used as an alarm clock
flarecobra (11:30:56 AM): Ok...

Friend of mine on AIM.

[42PETUNIAS]

Neko Tera-san: There's no better time for sex than in the middle of the goat.

WING WONGED SO HARD