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View Poll Results: What Style Power Rangers Shall This Be?
Classic! Earth, Angel Grove! 8 40.00%
Space! Epic! 1 5.00%
Earth with special powers! 1 5.00%
Zord Heavy Earth! 2 10.00%
Massive overkill 5 25.00%
Not run by you! 3 15.00%
Voters: 20. You may not vote on this poll

 
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Unread 05-04-2007, 04:39 AM   #71
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No I mean, for super-serious:

The Gearhead Ranger

Name: Chug "Wentley Quailingsworth" Chugalug

Age: 34

Appearance: Notable features include handlebar moustache, knuckle scars. Wears leather vest (shirtless), aviator sunglasses, chewing tobacco.

Relatives: Several illegitimate children

Weapons: Lynrd Skynrd belt buckle (power morpher), spanners, pipe wrenches, a power circular saw, Pabst Blue Ribbon, patriotism, his mullet.

Zord: The GTOZord

Zord Powers: All-American muscle, fueled by the soul of Lee Iacocca himself

Hobbies: Getting drunk, fixing cars, beating up Corwin Weber, hating Communism.

Backstory: In his sixth senior year at Angel Grove High, Chug was banging the principal's wife on the hood of his Ford Thunderbird when he was called by Destiny as the only dude bad enough to ride the GTOZord. Joins up because he thinks he's fighting the Space Commies.

It has been known to happen on occasion that someone will approach Mr. Chugalug and say to him "Whassamatter there, Wentley Quailingsworth, did your duckie fly away?" And then he stoves the person's head in with a disc-brake caliper. The reasons for this are unknown.


I really can't state strongly enough how sincerely I want to be Megazord's crotch.
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Unread 05-04-2007, 07:40 AM   #72
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....

I....

...You know what? Fuck it. You're in, just because I want to see that. But you're not a typical Ranger. Yes, all the zords WILL combine, but they also combine in team based aspects, and you're on your own team when it comes to that. Kinda like the Original Green Ranger again. If you're good with that, then you're in too.


EDIT: Okay, I'm posting the game now, HOWEVER- Signups are going to REMAIN OPEN because I really need at least the 4 core team to post, or else have some extras come in to take their place, and I heard through a little emo ranger that a nice young lady was thinking of coming to join the fun too. Which is good, because there needs to be some ladies on any power ranger's team.
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Unread 05-04-2007, 09:08 AM   #73
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Hell. Might as well.

The Pimp Ranger (TECHNICALLY, the White Ranger, but he calls himself the Pimp Ranger)

Name: Bobby "Love Train" Leopord

Age: 31

Appearance: Pink clothes all around. Gold chain that's his Morpher.

Relatives: His mom. Who frequently embarreses him. And his "ho", his girlfriend Jessica Lange who is quite nice.

Weapons: Pimp cane, which is tipped with a pink energy blade. Power Of Pimp, which manifests itself as blasts of pink energy. Also, he must strike a pose and say a catchphrase in a dramatic voice to use it.

Zord: Pimp Gun

Zord Powers: It levitates, for one thing. It looks like a standar 45. caliber. With "Pimp Ranger" on the side in red diamonds. And it shoots basically any kind of projectile. Energy, big bullets, spikes, etc.

Hobbies: Rapping in Street, pimping in general, taking nice walks in the park with his mom and girlfriend, reading Shakespeare.

Backstory: One day, when he was an emo and teenager, he was crying and slitting his wrists. Destiny felt so bad for him that he got called up, got a new personality, pink clothes, and the reject Zord no one else wanted. Because seriously, a floating gun looks stupid.

I totally want to be fifth's Megazord's double-barreled shotgun.

EDIT: I found this, and it amuses me.


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Unread 05-04-2007, 09:14 AM   #74
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Your Zord is disapproved, and c'mon. Look at the other rangers, that doesn't fit. The only thing I did approve of was the White ranger bit. This isn't going to be a lark of a roleplay- I was actually hoping for it to be fun and not... well, not THAT.

So yes, you could say I'm being a bitchy GM, but when you're team mate is driving a RHINO, and you're a PISTOL, that doesn't work. Your Team mate is younger than you and set the precedent.
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Unread 05-04-2007, 09:15 AM   #75
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I was joking. Really. I just wanted to see how close it would actually come to being approved.

I've the got the real thing around here somewhere...
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Unread 05-04-2007, 09:17 AM   #76
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Thank god, I felt like such a dick saying no to you. -_-'
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Unread 05-04-2007, 11:02 AM   #77
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NAME: Karesh

Affiliation: Core Rangers

Homeworld:Earth

Color: Silver

Weapon(s): Naginata

Zord(s):Worg Zord

Vehicle(s): Worg Cycle

Powers: Can order Worg cycle to change from cycle mode to battle mode turning it's wheels into legs and allowing lasers to shoot out of it's eyes.
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Approved- that fits well with the Rhino.
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Unread 05-04-2007, 08:21 PM   #79
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I find myself somewhat disappointed by Chug's exclusion from a main group; I feel that the core character concept works much better in a team context, on the basis that he plainly has no business whatsoever being on one. I mean creating a high-powered maniac of such clearly individualized sanity hardly seems worth the bother if you're just going to send him off to be crazy by himself.

Also, I really, really, really, want him to be Megazord's crotch.

That said, if Lone Ranger is the hand he has been dealt then I shall do my best to make him function or, as is the case, not function in the context provided. He'll just have to be his own Megazord's crotch, I suppose.

On a further note, I have revised the character's name and introduced a tantalizing bit of backstory which I'm sure you'll all enjoy.
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Unread 05-05-2007, 09:28 AM   #80
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Who said you'd never join up with the other rangers? The Core group isn't formed yet- they still don't have their powers. So far in this story, it's only been The Anti-Ranger, The Chrome Ranger, and the Three Furry Rangers.

It's completely plausible that when the main group forms up, depending on how well you form alliances (or Enemies, as the case may be) that you may join up with them on a regular basis, and be an extension of the core team- Like the Green ranger was, since he was never REALLY a core ranger.

And I was planning on making your Zord the Crotch, just for the massive thrust in the 1967 GTO ford.
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