Calvinball: Round 2 - Page 8

Bob The Mercenary · 03-28-2004, 12:52 AM

"Fine...dance off it is."

Bob then withdrew a guitar and wailed on it so hard that everything turned into ninja pirates. Then he danced so crazy that the ninja pirates took out guitars of their own and wailed really hard. The hardness of which had never been felt before.

slightly aboveaverage man · 03-28-2004, 12:56 AM

SAAM, seeing this act of wailing, returned fire by striking a pose so seductive, so racy, so Above average, that every Ninja-pirate turned into a hoard of screaming, love struck women, who imediately fawned over SAAM and his Hella-tight dancin skills.

Bob The Mercenary · 03-28-2004, 01:01 AM

Bob saw this act and called upon the FCC to not let SAAM be. The FCC then layed charges down upon SAAM for his racy poses in public. The seriousness of which had never been heard of before. They then issued him a fine. The size of which had never been fined before.

They also punished him by having that same act appear on newspaper covers and television screens throughout the world every day for the rest of eternity.

slightly aboveaverage man · 03-28-2004, 01:07 AM

SAAM revealed to the world that he is immune to the American FCC, due to the fact that he is a Canadian, as well as they were still on the planet Slacks, where the FCC has no sway.

and yet SAAM saw Titties, and saw that they were good. he saw Cheeto's and saw that they were good. SAAM saw that BOB had reached 700 posts, and it was good.

realizing he had more women, cheeto's and fame then he could ever wish for, he forfeited the CalvinBall, and formed a new band with Bob. with SAAM's wikkid dance moves and Bob's massive wailing, they formed the greates band ever, eventually winning the World Tag Team Championship.

the End.

to be continued in Calvinball: Chapter 3.

Bob The Mercenary · 03-28-2004, 01:09 AM

Ah, I love happy endings. *sniff*

Gawd, that took all night. Well, Chapter 3, to come tomorrow.

As of right now, I have to catch some sleep.

Here's to 700 more!

03-28-2004, 12:52 AM	#71
Bob The Mercenary Bob Dole Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Bob Dole Posts: 5,606	"Fine...dance off it is." Bob then withdrew a guitar and wailed on it so hard that everything turned into ninja pirates. Then he danced so crazy that the ninja pirates took out guitars of their own and wailed really hard. The hardness of which had never been felt before. __________________ Bob Dole

03-28-2004, 12:56 AM	#72
slightly aboveaverage man Trudeau Maniac Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Cyberspace Posts: 4,253	SAAM, seeing this act of wailing, returned fire by striking a pose so seductive, so racy, so Above average, that every Ninja-pirate turned into a hoard of screaming, love struck women, who imediately fawned over SAAM and his Hella-tight dancin skills. __________________ Comics! Coffee! Videos! All at WWW.Ultima-Java.com If you're not there you'd better be dead, or in jail! And if you're in jail... BREAK OUT! Visit this Sunday SUNDAY Sunday and saturday.

03-28-2004, 01:01 AM	#73
Bob The Mercenary Bob Dole Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Bob Dole Posts: 5,606	Bob saw this act and called upon the FCC to not let SAAM be. The FCC then layed charges down upon SAAM for his racy poses in public. The seriousness of which had never been heard of before. They then issued him a fine. The size of which had never been fined before. They also punished him by having that same act appear on newspaper covers and television screens throughout the world every day for the rest of eternity. __________________ Bob Dole

03-28-2004, 01:07 AM	#74
slightly aboveaverage man Trudeau Maniac Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Cyberspace Posts: 4,253	SAAM revealed to the world that he is immune to the American FCC, due to the fact that he is a Canadian, as well as they were still on the planet Slacks, where the FCC has no sway. and yet SAAM saw Titties, and saw that they were good. he saw Cheeto's and saw that they were good. SAAM saw that BOB had reached 700 posts, and it was good. realizing he had more women, cheeto's and fame then he could ever wish for, he forfeited the CalvinBall, and formed a new band with Bob. with SAAM's wikkid dance moves and Bob's massive wailing, they formed the greates band ever, eventually winning the World Tag Team Championship. the End. to be continued in Calvinball: Chapter 3. __________________ Comics! Coffee! Videos! All at WWW.Ultima-Java.com If you're not there you'd better be dead, or in jail! And if you're in jail... BREAK OUT! Visit this Sunday SUNDAY Sunday and saturday.

03-28-2004, 01:09 AM	#75
Bob The Mercenary Bob Dole Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Bob Dole Posts: 5,606	Ah, I love happy endings. sniff Gawd, that took all night. Well, Chapter 3, to come tomorrow. As of right now, I have to catch some sleep. Here's to 700 more! __________________ Bob Dole

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