NPF Avatars 6 Ch. 4: The trouble with Moogles.

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

"Bah, I'm no farmer, like I'd even know the first thing about how to even begin," Hawk told Pyros stubbornly, "and besides, I'm not american, so bleep* that!"

He then had a sudden, brilliant idea on how to solve Steels bleeping problem. "Hey Steel, got a present for ya'." He reached inside a pocket inside his jacket, searching around for something and quickly pulled out a tiny yellow fish. "Babel fish!," he proclaimed, handing it over, "picked a few up on my various journeys around the cosmos a while back. Just stick it in your ear and it will translate everything forever, even bypassing censorbots. Maybe."

In truth, he wasn't sure it would work, but it was worth a try.

*Fuck

[Steel Shadow]

"Bleep.*" Lobsang whined. Then he turned to Hawk and accepted... a fish? "Bleep?**"

He pondered on it for a moment or two, then snapped his fingers. "Beep!***" He said excitedly. But then he blinked. "Bleep?****" Before he could work it out though, another piece of inormation got his attention. "Bleep...*****" He began to glare at Hawk, remebering a certain incident long ago that may or may not have happened that he was still feeling a mite put off about.


*But I'm British, and hey, my pipe!
**buh?
***Oh, like in that trillogy! Cool!
****Wait, doesn't everyone except me have to use this? I understand english just fine Yo.
*****Wait, I know that voice...

[Inbred Chocobo]

IC was checking his abilities. Apparently he was pretty high level knight/ninja combo in this game. Then he noticed everyone had left him behind. "Summon Mount!" IC shouted, and was suddenly enveloped in smoke. After a few seconds, it cleared, and IC was now riding a chocobo. Which seemed to just automatically go wherever he willed. So it was going straight at Pyros.

Next thing Pyros knew, he was suffering from a drive by. From someone on a chocobo. And not from a gun, but a sword. Either way, it didn't matter. Though he did hear "This is somehow all your fault isn't it?" Shouted at him while he was under attack.



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Back in the Strict NPFs

Shiney held the Wind Edge in his hands. The weapon was tugging towards where the portal used to be. Shiney smiled slightly. While sure those hackers and flamers have escaped him now, he had a way to find them. The Wind Edge tugged again, wishing for escape from his grasp.

[The SSB Intern]

After much sobbing and three pints of Stephen Colbert's Americone Dream SSB was back to his old self. He decided if Karesh and Fenris can get some bitches he'd be on the rebound in no time.

"Hey, SSB! We were never really introduced right? My name's Nin."

"Now we're friends! Let's go tip Cheshire's cows together!"

[Bailey]

YKTTW was walking along wandering around when suddenly he spotted a group that looked familiar. So, of course, he pulled out an item which granted himself temporary invisibility, walked up behind Pyros, and used the /glomp command. "I thought I'd never see you guys again! How'd you all survive the universe blowing up? I did it by being somewhere else entirely, but I don't think that that would work for you folks who only have one body."

As YKTTW faded back into visibility, he released Pyros and began using the /glomp command on everyone within sight.

[Fenris]

"All of this bleeping* is bleep** annoying. GM Command Uncensor Lobsang Ludd."

Improper GM Command input. Target must not be an asshole.

"Bwuh? Dude, you really pissed the universe off. I'm gonna have to do some messing around with the universe so bear with me."

He thought of what he could possibly do. "Hmm..." Then he had an idea.

"GM Command Status Lobsang Ludd!"

Name: Lobsang Ludd Class: Time Knight (Warning! Time Knight not orthodox class!)

"Well no duh, none of us here are orthodox."

Level: 39 Status: Asshole

"Aha! GM Command Clear Status Lobsang Ludd!"

Warning; target is an asshole. Clear status? Y/N

"For the love of... Y."

Status cleared.

"GM command Uncensor Lobsang Ludd."

Censor cleared.

"There we go. Now don't piss the universe off this time!" Von Wolfe said, exasperatedly.

*bleeping
**fucking

[Intern Nin]

Originally Posted by The SSB Intern

"Now we're friends! Let's go tip Cheshire's cows together!"

"I don't know, Chesire might get pissed at us and knife us in our sleep. Or while we're awake. But then again, I guess that's what makes it fun. Let's tip some cows!"

[Flarecobra]

I slithered along beside them, and hummed to myself. "Well, I think that should happon more often. Just make us big enough to ignore their physical attacks, and just kick/stomp/slap them around. Seems to work well enough." I said, looking at them. Then as we approached the town, it suddonly felt like I ran into a wall. "What the..." I said, then frowned. "Oh yeah..map edges and whatnot....And apperentally I cannot get to this town...."

[PyrosNine]

Pyros was about to start attacking Newb for glomping him, only to find that Inbred Chocobo was trying to run him over on....a chocobo. There were questions to be asked, but these were ignored in favor of running.

"Eep! Hey! You can ask me that question without stabbing me! What's with all the hostility, you guys!? Don't raze me, bro!" He said, making a run for the town, with fresh kentucky firaga- err, Inbred on his tail.


The first thing noticed about the town, with it's large magnificent buildings (that seemed to have no doors) the waterways that piped through the town from nearby river, the ships that mored in a man-made lake, that had no body of water to take off to except skies themselves, and the machinery that seemed to make this place work. It was both constructed well, and in the process of being constructed, as heavy digging machines pulled up large amounts of a whitish colored stone that were used in the construction of the buildings, all equally as pearly as the next.

Despite obviously being made for hundreds (at least in anticipation), there really wasn't too many people here. Just a few "leaders" walking around with exclamation marks above their heads, standing in a few spots, and a few "townfolk" wandering around aimlessly answering questions and not really expecting answers, and stating what was possibly their only knowledge, and shopkeepers who left their products wide open in the store and never moved from their position, yet expected to get away with selling a potion for 1000 gold.

This didn't help them avoid being ran over by Choc and Nein at all, so the Forumites had a nice trial of victims to follow to catch up with their supposed leader.

Things were just fine in the Town Of Wind'TokOria. Oh wait, the city's sign says something different than the script, a typo maybe, the city of Mogtopia...?

Maybe that explained why all the NPC's walking around were wearing mooglesuits?

Must be an event or something.

[mauve]

"Maybe if you changed back into your human form you could get in," Mauve suggested to Flare. She was feeling much happier now that her hat was back (HER HAT WHICH WAS NOT FUGLY, THANKYOUVERYMUCHSTEEL) so while she was still unsure as to what exactly was going on here, she was feeling well enough to just go with it.

"I've been thinking," Mauve said, looking up at the sky. "If we take up residence here, won't we get in trouble for having unorthodox jobs/skills/abilities? People'll think we hacked the game or something. I know a handful of my spells don't exactly, ah, match up with the orthodox MMO magics, you know?"


She paused. She looked around. Happy feelings gone.

"No." she said. "We're NOT living in a city of Moogles." She raised a hand. "I suggest we move on or cleanse this city of the moogleness."