GC does a Let's Play: I also have Pokeymans and I will show you them

[BloodyMage]

Originally Posted by Ryong

You're expecting someone to get a pokémon gen that wrong?

The ignorance of the internet has no limits.

[Bard The 5th LW]

I hope animorph references stay limited, I just never got into that series, and I don't want to take a rank in a different level of references.

[Ecks]

Hmm... There must be a Kerrigan somewhere in this Let's Play. But what would be suitable?

Maybe she'd be better fitted in a different Gen...

Might work in a fourth gen LP. Get a Vespiquen, and it really would be the Queen Bitch of the Universe.

[Premmy]

Originally Posted by BardTheFifthLightWarrior

I'm a big fat dork and I don't want to get coolerI hope animorph references stay limited, I just never got into that series, and I don't want to take a rank in a different level of references.

You really ought to do something about that.

[Great Cartoonist]

Hey, funny thing--I have never read an Animorphs book in my life. So I'm just going with what works.


<Sometimes I can't help but think that my role in life is to be a helpless prisoner.>

<Um, what?>

<I-it's nothing. I'm just... a little frustrated, that's all.>

<...seriously, what?>

<Look, if you were a little bird with wings that can barely lift you off the ground, maybe you'd understand. So don't go around and... I... I-I'm sorry, I just... just leave me alone for a while.>

???

<Yeah, it's best to keep away from this guy... very far away.>


Right, so where were we?


Oh yeah.


Well, I figure I might as well catch this one, since it's here.

FAST-FORWARD


I think it's ready for catching now.


Step 2: Throw Pokeball.








Step 3: ????

Step 4: PROFIT!




Ummm, what should I name this one now?


Ah, whatever, I'll just choose a random funny word.



?



<Um, yeah... that's kind of... invasion of personal space, y'know that?>

<YOUR TAIL IS ON FIRE!>

<Yes, I realize that, thank you.>

<YOUR TAIL IS ON FIRE!>

<Okay, um...>

<HE'S BURNING! HE'S BURNING! QUICK! Someone get some ice! Some sand! Some water!>

<Hey, wait, wait, stop, you shouldn't do that..>

<I KNOW! I'LL SMOTHER IT WITH MY MOUTH!>

<Oh, ARGH, go away!>

...


First, one quick stop to the Pokemon center.


Now let's level up these suckers since they're all significantly lower than what we're going to be up against next.


Oh hey, I forgot to catch this one.


Problem solved.




<Hi, guys! So, ah, what do I do here?>

<Well, the first thing to keep in mind is you want to stay away from that one.>

...

<Oh, uh, why?>

<Look, just do what I say, okay?>


And another quick stop... y'know what I'm just going to fast-forward through all the leveling so you don't get bored.

FAST-FORWARD



FAST-FORWARD


Aaaannnnnd that should be good for now.


<Adrian thinks onii-samabig brother's horn has gotten stronger now!>

...

...

<...did Adrian say something wrong?>

<Look, this is just one of those things that you do not say in a normal conversation.>

<Um, Adrian doesn't understand.>

<Oh forget it.>


Also I've levelled up the rest of my roster so nobody here will be an easy kill at this stage of the game.

<Also I learned Ember! Yay for me! It'll be useless once we encounter rock Pokemon, but still, I finally have a fire attack! Which I should really have already known how to do at the beginning since, y'know...>

<HIS TAIL IS ON FIRE!!>

<Thank you.>


Alright, now let's go west to see if Oh dammit it's him again.


No, but thank you for telling us where we need to go.


OH SNAP HE'S A PSYCHIC


So he admits he's in the same position as we are. Or at least it's implied.


Yeah, and it was a goddamn bi-


WAIT WHAT


GODDAMMIT


<Yo, who wants somma this?>


Let's try out that new move.


That's quite a bit of damage.
<Ow, that hurt, punk!>


<You want some? You want some, jack[butt]? EAT THIS!>


G's Pidgey isn't going to be doing enough to take down Shepard before Shepard takes him down first.


...unless he does that, I guess.

<How about this, huh? You like that?>


Just a bit more...


Oh, that's cruel.


Fortunately, I get lucky and kick his ass.






BOOYAH, JERKS!


Oh yeah, him.


<I'll handle him. It's... for personal reasons. Trust me.>






<Hey, Bard! I--BBBFFFFFFFAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!>

<Oh, come on!>

<AH HA HA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.. . hahahahahahahahahaha... eheh... eheh... heh... ha... *cough* *cough* Yeah I'll stop.>

<Okay... now, just like last time, right?>

<Yeah... but I should warn you, buddy, I've become stronger than before.>

<So have I.>

<I've recently learned a new move and I plan to use it on you!>

<Well, gee, thanks for spilling your strategy. Still, I guess I'm obliged to tell you that I also have a new move... but I'm not going to use it on you. Know why?>

<Why?>


<Because I prefer to do this!>

<OW GAH you should really clip your nails, y'know.>

FAST-FORWARD


<Argh!!... okay, looks like my ramming tactics aren't working that well... so it's time to bring out my secret weapon!>

<What do you mean, "secret"? I read your movelist on Bulba--I mean you just told me you had a new move that you were going to use so I don't->


<Gah! ...dihydrogen... monoxide... my one weakness...>

<Hah, looks like the tide is turning in my favor now!>


<Nah, I was just over-exaggerating.>

<M... masaka...>


That worked out pretty well I believe.

<Why thank you. Been a pleasure. Not that I had much choice mind you.>


<I'm more than experienced enough to know that this game's AI is really rather dumb.>


And so, we school this jerk yet again.


No, this time, it was skill and preparation.



And I deserve this more than you do.


And you thought you can take them all on with a pitiful roster like that?


Seriously, get... stronger... Pokemon!


Well then stop wasting my time!




Jerk.


Just because I can, I'm going to look around.








Also, Gofur briefly turns into Prof. Oak as he's leaving. Seriously.


Well that was fun. Now let's go see what else there is to do.


Oh hey a gym.


Well, guess we'll come back later.


Yeah, you sure took your goddamn time, you spiteful old man!


<TAUROS [poop]! All it takes is just one cup of coffee and suddenly he's okay with kids going on his lawn?!>


Yes I am, and I'm also wasting my time just talking to you, you big waste of time!


THANK YOU.


Hmmm...


Wait, I've got an idea.




Thankfully, these guys don't have firewalls.


Alright, this is it.


What?


<I guess this is my life...>

<Good Arceus, FINALLY.>


<BUT YOUR TAIL! IT'S STILL ON FI->

<I think I'm safer without you, buddy.>


<Oh, uh, well, goodbye you guys! It was fun!>

<Bye! Adrian wishes you well!>

<Bye Not Tobias! I'll miss you! ...no really, I will. *sniff*>

...


Now let's change the order a bit.


INTO THE WOODS WE GO


Sure did! Would you like one, little child?


Well, there's nothing else to do, so yeah.


Or maybe someone just clear-cutted the forest in the shape of a maze.


Arrows! Convenient.






Yep, nothing new.


And they're not with you now because...?


That's nice. Moving on.


Hey a Poke Ball!


We found Poke Ball!


OH WHAT


Seriously, my first encounter in this area, folks.

One critical hit later...


Gonna catch it because it has a low encounter rate and I'm not going to go through some ungodly hassle just to find another one.


BINGO




Yeah, I know how much you people like this goddamn mouse, so I'll let you people decide on a name. Stay tuned for next time, when I find stuff and get into fights.

<...mommy...>

Fanarts and other contributions are welcome!

[Tev]

What's this crap? You took out Tobias going into the most bug infested leveling ground out there?

[Token]

Thor.

[Flarecobra]

Jerry.

Or D.Mouse.

[Great Cartoonist]

Originally Posted by Tev

What's this crap? You took out Tobias going into the most bug infested leveling ground out there?

It's simply for convenience and I can level Tobias in other places if I wanted to.
Also I HAVE A PLAN. You'll find out later.

[Geminex]

MC Hamster