Pok?mon Umbral Discussion 11: Silence! I Keel You!

[Menarker]

Well, ask the Kimono questions, a bit of PvP maybe. Engage in conversation and what not, let the pokemon play/relax or whatever. Once things look like they are slowing down, I'll pick up the plot a little with a little revelation before we get into the meat of the thing.

[Dracorion]

There like a pond or a pool or something for Kingdra to play in? It's the only one of Pierce's pokemon aside from Aria that would enjoy the party, really.

Maybe it'll mess around with Swampert and Shaymin.

[Menarker]

Yup, there is. And Kingdra is welcome to join in the rough-housing. Renny's pokemon don't exactly have the negative or vicious streaks that some of Charlotte or Pierce's pokemon have, so long as the other pokemon or people aren't being assholes. Although your other pokemon can just sit around, relax and eat food. They don't have to be playing, but fresh air and being out of the pokeball probably would count for something even if they aren't party animals, just like how Renny's Umbreon is just dozing and eating and sitting out.

[Dracorion]

Well, Metagross is so indifferent it would just sit around, not because it's tired or sleepy or whatever, but because it's so indifferent. No point to letting it out.

And if Blaziken and Tyranitar could be convinced to get away from Pierce they would either go sparring or have gay sex, neither of which would be very respectful to Renny's parents or safe. Their sparring would be more like epic roughhousing, especially since a stray Fire Blast from Blaziken could bring the house down.

And if they had gay sex I can just imagine Renny's parents walking into a random room and finding everything torn apart, scorched, with weird sticky white stuff all over the place.

Really, Kingdra is the nicest of Pierce's pokemon. It's really like one of Renny's pokemon. Although on occassion it can be a little mischievous, it's still playful and cute when it does.

[Menarker]

Well, in Metagross's case, it's pretty similar to Magnezone. I don't expect they'll chat or anything, but it couldn't hurt (Just stand around and look "cool"). Plus, you could have Metagross act as an extra pair of eyes against Ruin types or such.

The others... yeah, thanks for not bringing them out. ^^;

EDIT: Although now that I think about it, Magnezone's magnetic pull ability might cause some slight trouble with Metagross. Just a bit. :3

[Dracorion]

Kingdra is definitely going out.

We could put Metagross and Magnezone on different parts of the house.

Or maybe they'll fuse together and become Magnegross! A triple-typed Steel/Electric/Psychic pokemon, with utter control over minds and technology! It is a GOD! MwehehehehahahahHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!

AB should let us do that, definitely. Magnegross' stats are Metagross' + Magnezone's. And it gets badass combo attacks that I haven't come up with yet. A combo attack is one of Magnezone's attacks and one of Metagross' with both moves' powers combined. It could work kind of like a Paradigm Shift, only lasts three turns.

Seriously, it'll be awesome.

[Menarker]

Just the idea itself is awesome. ^^ I'm all for it! Metagross will be the base, stomping around powerfully and using mental attacks, and Magnezone be the head and heavy blaster.

^____^

If Rachel accidently sends out the other steel type pokemon (And Evanganlee's Magnezone), the magnetic attraction force would cause them to be connected and we might end up with a LIVING ZORD!
MY GOD! HOW BRILLIANT! Against a ruin general (maybe titanic in size), that would be fucking INCREDIBLE!

[Dracorion]

Fuck yeah!

Magnegross' stats are both pokemons' combined, it has both their abilities, held items, and can pick from both their move lists.

Seriously, 1135 base stats! You don't get more awesome than that. For three turns, it'd be a slaughter.

For party purposes, maybe AB can let you switch Magnezone's ability from Magnet Pull to Sturdy.

I'm wondering who Pierce should PvP with first. After Shizuka, I mean.

Impact or Renny? Hm. Maybe Charlotte. Yeah, I think he'd go for Charlotte.

[Astral Harmony]

No fusion. This is Pokemon, not Shin Megami Tensei. And if you try to make it happen somehow anyways, I'll have all your fusion Pokemon killed by a Chanleetop (try to guess which three fighting types were fused to make that one).

Too bad it wouldn't always work. Like you couldn't make a Slakidash (Slaking and Rapidash). That thing would fall all over itself.

Ugh...a Tangrocruel.

Rio: "So many tentacles...it's a girl's unspoken sexual fantasy come true!"

[Menarker]

Let's see...

Bastiodon, Empoleon, Bronzong, Metaleon, Registeel, two Metagross (Pierce and Rachel) and two Magnezone (Renny and Evangaleen).

Batiodon would be the hard mace/fist. Bronzong will be the other hand with the sharp bladed form of Empoleon's fitted inside the bellshaped opening to form the blade hand! Registeel the body, Metagross be both feet, Mangezones be both legs and magnetic power source holding them together... and Metaleon the cute head or even a hair-piece of Registeel.

THAT'S THE PATCA-ZORD!

EDIT: Awwww man... ah well. Live the dream.