Corrupted Wishes

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

Granted, your home is now filled to the brim with giant squids. Enjoy.

I wish life was more interesting.

[Wigmund]

Granted, World War III breaks out when North Korea starts lobbing nukes at South Korea and Japan. Hilarity and Interesting Times Ensue.

I wish that cats could talk.

[Terex4]

Granted rather than just act snooty, cats now refer to each human as Jeeves and revel in their new found ability to voice their demands.

I wish I could get a chance to prove to employers I don't need a piece of paper to do the job.

[Thadius]

Granted!

In fact, showing that you don't need paper, they decide to give you a laptop computer! With the best wireless network! With instant messenger services.

And they message you all the time. And you can't ignore them on pain of firing. Enjoy your new paperless job!

Hmm. What do I wish for? I know, if I keep it simple, there won't be a whole lot that you can do to corrupt it. I wish for...

The best video card that will function with my computer.

[Arhra]

Originally Posted by Hawk

Granted, your home is now filled to the brim with giant squids. Enjoy.

Sir, this is supposed to be a corrupted wish game.

Originally Posted by Thadius

Hmm. What do I wish for? I know, if I keep it simple, there won't be a whole lot that you can do to corrupt it. I wish for...

The best video card that will function with my computer.

You get it but something hilariously ironic happens.

I wish for enough cowbell.

[krogothwolf]

Originally Posted by Arhra

Sir, this is supposed to be a corrupted wish game.


You get it but something hilariously ironic happens.

I wish for enough cowbell.

You get that, except that the cowbell's are forever tied to your ears, ringing constantly as you move. You'll only ever hear the sound of cowbell from now on!

I wish to be a Professional Hockey Player!

[CABAL49]

Originally Posted by krogothwolf

I wish to be a Professional Hockey Player!

Granted! You are in the worst team in the world and never win a game. Ever.

I wish I could have a video game library that contained every game ever made.

[bluestarultor]

Originally Posted by CABAL49

Granted! You are in the worst team in the world and never win a game. Ever.

I wish I could have a video game library that contained every game ever made.

You get it. Unfortunately, you don't have the consoles for any of them and they fill your house nearly to the brim. You also can't sell any of them because the spell prevents you from doing so so that the collection is never incomplete, and the cost of buying them all at current market price is taken out of your funds. The spell didn't shop around, either, so your bank is broken and you need to find some way out of debt, but the banks count your library in your assets, which makes things very messy. Good luck.


I wish I was better at posing for pictures.

[Thadius]

Granted! You are now a statue and never have to worry about posing ever again.

I wish that I could, at any time of my choosing, fire eyebeams powered by my hatred of all things.

[BitVyper]

Granted! You are now a statue and never have to worry about posing ever again.

I'm telling R.L. Stine you stole that from him.

I wish that I could, at any time of my choosing, fire eyebeams powered by my hatred of all things.

Granted, but using your hate causes you to become prequel trilogy Anakin Skywalker.

I wish I had remembered to make a wish when I made this post the first time.