Pokemon Umbral Theatre 21: Now with Time Skipping Shenanigans

[Menarker]

Somehow guessing the character is a mostly stoic female. Probably in the same vein as "Seven of Nine" from Star Trek Voyager, which I'm taking a wild guess is where you got the inspiration for the name from. (and added your personal touch)

[Astral Harmony]

*buzzer*

Angh! Wrong answer! That was nowhere near it.

Well, since the forum is slow, or at least the RP section is, I think I'll do another little omake. Time to make the Pokemon Umbral characters say things they would never say ever.

Impact: "I respect you, Pierce."
Pierce: "You're an invaluable member of this team, Impact."
Renny: "...Fuck the world."
Charlotte: "I love ponies, and kitties, and rainbows, and working with the community!"
Matthias: "The snozberries taste like snozberries."
Armored: "No, Matthias. You need to say something that you normally wouldn't say."
Matthias: "Oh, uhh...hail Satan?"
Armored: "Mmm...still sounds like something you'd say in the RP."
Matthias: "Well, I could use some inspiration, y'know? Something to respond to."
Armored: "..."
Matthias: "..."
Armored: "Anything boiling to the surface yet?"
Matthias: "That's what she said! ...Or he. I could go both ways, really...and that is also what she said!"
Armored: "We went pretty far for that obscure Yu-Gi-Oh The Abridged Series reference. Oh, well, that'll work. Next up."
Rayleen: "Where all da white womens at?"
Lola: "I can't start the morning without rockin' out the Dragonforce."
Melanie: "I think I'll head off and join a nunnery."
Rio: "I don't know what the hell an innuendo even is."
Chizuru: "I think I'll put Aster and Renny together in a naughty doujinshi."
Shannon: "Honestly, I'm using Moon to bear the love child I'll share with Wilhelmina. Baby got back!"
Muon: "I couldn't possibly be the token black character."
Alphonsine: "I've never used my outrageous curves and raw sex appeal to become a celebrity."
Bretton: "I don't believe that I need my spectacular muscles to get laid."
Ricewood: "I never expected that Faynoc would abduct my daughter out of revenge. That totally came out of nowhere."
Faynoc: "One of these days I'll have a normal relationship with someone."
Burkmont: "I'm the perfect gentleman."
Mio: "If I try hard enough, I can become a normal little girl again."
Garus: "One of these days, the player characters will put me in the formation."
Moon: "Fuck this one partner shit, I'm gettin' more poon than a chinese phonebook!"
Harliette: "I wish my sister would make out with me again."
Discord: "I'm certain there's a respectable man worth falling in love with somewhere out there."
Whitney: "There's nothing wrong with wanting to marry my older brother."

...and finally...

Armored: "I love all of you!"

...

Armored: "Gawd, I can't believe I said that."
Matthias: "But it's something you wouldn't normally say, right?"
Armored: "Still, the fact that I had to say that at all is horrible. 'Scuse me, I need to go wash my mouth out with a heaping bowl of stupid."

[Dracorion]

Originally Posted by Armored Bishoujo

Whitney: "There's nothing wrong with wanting to marry my older brother."

Gotcha, AB! You fucked up here!

SOOOOOOOOOOO BUUUUUUUSSTEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDD

[Astral Harmony]

Minion say what?

[Dracorion]

SOOOOOOOOOOO BUUUUUUUSSTEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDD

[Geminex]

Originally Posted by Armored Bishoujo

Minion say what?

Hey, that's my catchphrase! It only works when I saiy "Minion say what?". It loses all meaning when you say "Minion say what?".

[Dracorion]

SOOOOOOOOOOO BUUUUUUUSSTEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDD

[Geminex]

Hey, AB. Use this on him. It is his only weakness.

[Menarker]

Reposting the battle plan I had for Bard for my reference: Still thinking on whether to actually have Bard use it. I will probably have to change it though since I made the plan back when I thought we were still using the old enforcer rules.


Melanie: Shift to Honchrow form for immunity to psychic type (and avoiding 2 quad weaknesses) Spends 75 of her 80 rage to use 5 items. 2 healing items on herself and on Kyrie (Heal the two up to full), and 1 revive on Entei (which also gives Kyrie 25 rage for being a leader).
Charlotte: Switch with Mio.
Mio: Shifter to Raikner Form. Use "Cluster Fall" to hit 4 random targets. (100 Pwr x 2, 4 Foes (Random), Ruin) Paradigm Shift after gaining rage from the attack.
Kyrie: Spends her 50 rage to use Endless Waltz on "Psyshade Charlotte" for 500 power with whatever damage is super effective (Probably Bug/Ghost/Dark).
Cecilia: Spends 50 rage to use Great Escape. Is Invincible for 3 turns. Attack Psyshade Charlotte. If she is knocked out, target Psyshade Kyrie. If both are knocked out, target Psyshade Matthias. Use the weapon "Murder of Crows" with any of these.

[Bard The 5th LW]

Charlotte: "I love ponies, and kitties, and rainbows, and working with the community!"

These can be true if twisted to an extent.