NPF Avatars: A God's Madness

[PyrosNine]

"Only Apocalyptic Spell #2." He waved his hands at the destruction he had left behind him.
"REIGN OF FIRE!"

Before Mesden could ask why he was using the same attack as the first time, she saw the difference.

The flames left behind rose back into life, and swept forward. They consumed anything left to burn, and were bolstered stronger and stronger, and concentrated into a huge cloud of fire. The fire rushed towards Pyros. He held out his hands and let it surround him, and then went with it towards the Lurkers.

If the Lurkers and Noobs were coming in a wave, The Reign of Fire was coming in a Tsunami. The force of Pyros's fiery will that pulled the flames forward was so great that several lurkers burst into flame before it even touched them, along with anything highly flammable.

"Hey! I watched this in the first AVA Rp! It totally didn't wo-ARRRGH!! a Lurker complained, then died as he was incinerated by the flames. Pyros was literally cutting into them like a hot knife into butter, and even when the momentum ended upon the sheer number of Lurkers and Noobs, the fire that invigorated him continued. He drew his sword and destroyed Noobs by the truckloads.

It was a little known fact that the makers of God of War had originally intended gone to him for their main character, as the plot loosely based upon Pyros's attempts to reclaim his stamp collection from Athens. But after much consideration, they had to switch him to some 'Kratos' guy. It turned out that every combo caused the game disc to explode with a fireball, wrecking the PS2. When asked about the Glitch, Pyros said "That's no Glitch." He then proceeded to set fire to the reporter and went on to armwrestle with Chuck Norris.

Pyros smiled as he crushed his enemies underfoot. "So You're all Sane type enemies, huh? Well have a nice taste of my INSANITY!"Pyros roared, cleaving the head off a Lurker who spent a majority of his time jerking off to the Webcam whore thread.

[POS Industries]

As the Lurkers and Noobs approached, Pedro studied their behavior. Whereas the Noobs were merely drooling, mouth-breathing masses, he noticed the Lurkers moved more with clarity and purpose. They knew what they were doing, and they could be reasoned with. They could be manipulated.

They could change their minds.

He pulled the wand out from inside his coat, switched it over to his left hand, and ran toward the the mob, cracking the nearest Noob across the jaw with the magical instrument. As the Noob lay stunned, Pedro pointed his ring toward the Lurker behind it and called out, "Heart!"

The ring fired it's usual beam at the Lurker and surrounded it in the usual glow, and Pedro was unsurprised to see the usual result. The Lurker stopped cold, blinked confusedly, and then suddenly began apologizing to Pedro for attacking.

Emboldened by this turn of events, Pedro leapt into action, bludgeoning Noobs left and right while simultaneously brainwashing their Lurker allies.

"Please," he shouted as he fought, "There are *kick* innocent *Heart!* citizens trapped *crack* in this time of *Heart!* crisis! They have *punch, kick* no light, *Heart!* no heat! They *inna nerts!* are hungry and need *Heart!* food and assistance! *bludgeon* You must help them all! *Heart!* Won't someone please think of the children!"

One by one, each Lurker realized the error of their ways, most of them moving off to serve the greater good throughout the city, while a few even assisted Pedro in fighting off the swarming Noobs. As more Lurkers joined his side, he began to move away from the brawl, using the ring's power to enlist more Lurkers.

Exhausted from the melee and satisfied in the success of his new Lurker army, Pedro O'Sullivan sat down and opened up his duffel bag, deciding that now was a good a time as any for some snacks.

"Man," he chuckled to himself as someone else's uber-amazing flames of godliness erupted behind him, "It's a good thing I'm awesome or I'd be completely screwed!"

[Premmy]

Premonitions was buried under n00bs and lurkers. His voice all but a faint whisper. Through all the moaning and l33t speak a low hissing sound was heard, exactly like... the burning of a fuse. A massive explosion splattered his assailants all across creation. A horribly burned figure rose out of the pile of ex-humanity it reached back into it's charred afro and produced a red bottle, it popped the cork and drank it's contents. Instantly it's wounds and even it's clothes mended. When it's vocal cords regenerated enough, he screamed out in pain so loudly that it rang across the city like a siren. After he had his fill of that,he looked around at the burned, desolated landcape,everything in view had been seared and dsetroyed "Oh, Raiden came back while I was under there? I just know he's responsible for this"

[Mr.McSpiff]

"Oh come on, you didn't leave any noobs for me- oh wait, there's a half alive one!" Spiffy walked towards the upper half of the body, the bottom having been cut off, and cut off it's 1337-groans of pain by shooting it's head with his shotgun, making it explode in a fountain of brains, bone, and shrapnel. "Overkill... naaah."

(I know this may seem a bit noob-ly and such, but I have a request. I made a homemade sprite in default standing position, and it turned out suprisingly good in my opinion. If someone could please revise it to look more FF6-ish, and the weapon I put on there too, I'd greatly appreiciate, and credit you in my sig. The full requst, details, and picture are in the Sprite Request sticky thread. So far no one else has replied to it, and I would really like to have the sprites, but I'm no where near talented enough to make the body in different poses, and hold the weapon. Please, someone say ye they will/can do it.)

[PyrosNine]

Originally Posted by Premonitions

"Oh, Raiden came back while I was under there? I just know he's responsible for this"

"What? Raiden makes a small crater and you blame me, and I just create some greater destruction, but now you're saying it's not mine? How quick of you to change your tune!" Pyros glared at the sometimes Hard to understand (but much improved) Afro Man with the hard to spell name.

To show his anger, he crushed another skll beneath his timberlands and swung his sword in a three hundred and sixy degree arc, cutting a deep red line through the midsections of all surrounding Lurkers. A Fountain of blood spewed out in an almost kaleidoscope-like way, while Pyros himself remained clean of it as he spun.

A single nearby lurker ducked the blade the first time around, but Nein merely kept spinning and turned the blade to it's flat side. With a deafening SMACK the blade connected soundly with the lurker's head, sending it soaring into the air. The body that was connected to it only barely sticking on.

"Homerun!"

[GARUD]

Garud walked forward toward the group. Something had happened, and the power was gone. That and the was an explosion. But it didn't matter. Chances were he as right in his assumption... that this was either the work of Raiden or Pyros.

"Hey guys... does anybody know what happened here? And who are half of these people?"

They seemed to be new members.

"Oh, let me introduce myself. I'm Garud the demon slayer, emo depressant guy that will save your life one day. Oh, read the rules,and don't mess with me."

The crowd was rather large. But there was on figure that he recognised. And it brought him to one conclusion.

"Hey, Pyros. I'm assuming that the whole destruction of the building was the work of Raiden seeing as though you are here?"

A N00b approached, but Garud belted him across the head with the staff, before hitting him with a shard of hail. The demon slayer smiled. Time for some fun!

(OOC: Dammit guys! 84 posts? God, just slow down a little.)

[PyrosNine]

Pyros pointed to that guy from Xarcarbard. "See Premonitions? It's just as he said. If I'M still here after the destruction has occured, then obviously I didn't do it. If I did do it, I'd currently be snuggling with a brain-damaged prinny in a cardboard box in a dark alley."

Pyros cleared himself a path to Garud. "Yeah mate, this here's the work of our high placed Ray-den. The bloke's done snagged hisself the Kurosen, and all these mates seem ta think I did it." Pyros spoke with an Austrailian accent for no apparent reason.

[Premmy]

Originally Posted by PyrosNine

"What? Raiden makes a small crater and you blame me, and I just create some greater destruction, but now you're saying it's not mine? How quick of you to change your tune!"

Premonitions ran his tongue over his teeth and chuckled slightly. "Well, this is all so beautiful. It's more Raiden's brand of mass destruction, yours always looks soooo.... crappy"

[POS Industries]

Originally Posted by GARUD

"Hey guys... does anybody know what happened here? And who are half of these people?"

"Oh, let me introduce myself. I'm Garud the demon slayer, emo depressant guy that will save your life one day. Oh, read the rules,and don't mess with me."

Pedro, who was half-assedly maintaining his army of enheartened Lurkers while mounting "liberated" hot dogs on the end of his wand to roast on the still-burning remnants of Pyros' fire, turned his attention to the newly arrived Garud.

"Hm? Oh, right. Name's Pedro O'Sullivan. Can't say for sure who the rest of these guys are, but they do seem to useful," he commented, taking a bite out of the freshly roasted weenie, "My friends call me POS. Should give you some ideas of what dreadful things my enemies might call me..."

He trailed off as the demonslayer turned his attention to other, more violent things, and reached into his bag for some buns and ketchup.

"...Yeah. Anyway, I guess you can call me Mr. O'Sullivan."

[GARUD]

"G'day Pedro. Pleasure to meet you."

The demonslayer nodded at POS, and turned to Pyros.

"BUGGER. Between Godly rages and stealing Kurosens, Raiden has become a pain in the rear end as of late, mate. Bloody oath."

Pyros's accent was good, but Garud had heriatage in Australia (the secret state of Xarcabard), so his accent was authentic. although, he dropped it, as what Raiden had done fully sunk in.

"That bastard decides to take the Kurosen, and betray all his friends? That's just plain and downright selfish! Why the hell would he do such a thing? There is no point to it. And to think that I trusted him... well, let's go see what Incendius... right after..."

Garud's whole demeanor changed, turning from angry, to pleasant again. He steadied his staff, and obliterated a wave of idiots.

"... right after we have some fun destroying these enemies. FLAMEWAR!"