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Unread 07-16-2009, 08:47 PM   #81
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A Sexophone is when you insert one end of the phone in your ass and the other end of the phone in another persons ass.
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Unread 07-16-2009, 09:32 PM   #82
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The Sexophone is the sexy, lone sax that plays as the scene goes dark to indicate the characters get it on without breaking into an adult rating.
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Unread 07-17-2009, 12:07 AM   #83
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A sexophone is a very particular type of cellphone that goes off precisely as it's owner climaxes. Distributed by Samsung.
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Unread 07-17-2009, 01:01 AM   #84
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A chemical mechanism in the human body that allows for accurate measures of sexiness. Also known as sobriety.
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Unread 07-17-2009, 02:37 AM   #85
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The sexophone is a device used to make booty calls.
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Unread 07-17-2009, 03:08 AM   #86
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The sexophone is a flute-like instrument made from a hollowed-out dildo.
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Unread 07-18-2009, 10:55 AM   #87
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I like Rokrin's the best. Then SSB and Deanh. Take it away Rorkin!
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Unread 08-01-2009, 08:50 PM   #88
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bluestarultor is one of Jay-Z's 99 problems. Possibly two. bluestarultor is one of Jay-Z's 99 problems. Possibly two. bluestarultor is one of Jay-Z's 99 problems. Possibly two. bluestarultor is one of Jay-Z's 99 problems. Possibly two. bluestarultor is one of Jay-Z's 99 problems. Possibly two. bluestarultor is one of Jay-Z's 99 problems. Possibly two. bluestarultor is one of Jay-Z's 99 problems. Possibly two. bluestarultor is one of Jay-Z's 99 problems. Possibly two. bluestarultor is one of Jay-Z's 99 problems. Possibly two. bluestarultor is one of Jay-Z's 99 problems. Possibly two.
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Unread 08-01-2009, 10:13 PM   #89
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Unread 08-02-2009, 04:48 PM   #90
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denevere: a device that is used to clean out a den after a football party
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