Calvinball XXVI: OMG!WTF?CHAT! - Page 9

Jadarendir · 12-11-2004, 11:12 AM

Jadarendir: I dunno. Should I release the Calvinball (and in turn, the M.A.S.S. for the first time in a long time) or shall I keep it in my boxers for assured victory?

Jadarendir · 12-11-2004, 12:00 PM

Jadarendir: I dunno. Should I release the Calvinball (and in turn, the M.A.S.S. for the first time in a long time) or shall I keep it in my boxers for assured victory?

Jadarendir · 12-12-2004, 12:36 AM

Jadarendir: I dunno. Shall I release my schlong--and the Calvinball--to the world, or shall I keep them both safe and sound in the depths of my sharky boxers?

Thaumaturge · 12-12-2004, 06:32 AM

OOC: Heh, sorry for the inactivity...

IC:
Thaumaturge: ...Now that's what I call lag!

Thaumaturge: So, since Jada seems to very much have the ball, what should we do?

Thaumaturge: *to Jada* Why not release the ball? It would be more fun, after all...

Toastburner B · 12-12-2004, 06:30 PM

Toastburner B: Well...there is always the option of me ordering down a heavy nuclear bombardment, killing everyone and the first one to respawn wins. That sound good to anyone else?

Jadarendir · 12-13-2004, 08:45 AM

Jadarendir: Let them try. The fury of the Magic Anatomical Supersized Schlong will crush them where they stand!

Jadarendir: Muahahahahahaaaaa!!!

Jadarendir: ...heehee...

Toastburner B · 12-13-2004, 09:56 AM

Toastburner B: Well...I could order a massive nuclear strike from orbit, thus killing all of us, and then the first one to respawn would claim the ball. Sound like a plan to anyone else?

Dragonsbane · 12-13-2004, 12:19 PM

Dragonsbane: I think we've won, since no one wants to stick their hand inside Jada's pants.

The Argent Lord · 12-13-2004, 01:20 PM

Server:1337 Din0xx0r is now Argent

Argent: That's better, I can talk normally now.

*Argent casts Mordenkainen's Castrating Scalpel*

Argent: Now, Jadarendir, do you want to do this the easy way or the hard way?

Toastburner B · 12-13-2004, 02:24 PM

Toastburner B: Blast it! We have to do something! By having the ball crammed down Jada's undies, we are messing up the space-time continuum. I mean, for crying out loud, if the universe stops, and then there are three Jadas!

Toastburner B: There was two of me, but I killed the other one.

This joke is in reference to the recent server problems, which caused me to double post, and Jada to triple post. If he fixes his, then you know why I have this joke then. Ha!

12-11-2004, 11:12 AM	#81
Jadarendir King of No Pants Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Wherever good times are had. Posts: 552	Jadarendir: I dunno. Should I release the Calvinball (and in turn, the M.A.S.S. for the first time in a long time) or shall I keep it in my boxers for assured victory? __________________ Demangiel Jadarendir Damned My creations. Jadarendir's Song! Yeee! My/SAAM's song for CheshireThief! Jadarendir's Drum Solo! God Bless TD.

12-11-2004, 12:00 PM	#82
Jadarendir King of No Pants Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Wherever good times are had. Posts: 552	Jadarendir: I dunno. Should I release the Calvinball (and in turn, the M.A.S.S. for the first time in a long time) or shall I keep it in my boxers for assured victory? __________________ Demangiel Jadarendir Damned My creations. Jadarendir's Song! Yeee! My/SAAM's song for CheshireThief! Jadarendir's Drum Solo! God Bless TD.

12-12-2004, 12:36 AM	#83
Jadarendir King of No Pants Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Wherever good times are had. Posts: 552	Jadarendir: I dunno. Shall I release my schlong--and the Calvinball--to the world, or shall I keep them both safe and sound in the depths of my sharky boxers? __________________ Demangiel Jadarendir Damned My creations. Jadarendir's Song! Yeee! My/SAAM's song for CheshireThief! Jadarendir's Drum Solo! God Bless TD.

12-12-2004, 06:32 AM	#84
Thaumaturge Magikoopa Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 1,767	OOC: Heh, sorry for the inactivity... IC: Thaumaturge: ...Now that's what I call lag! Thaumaturge: So, since Jada seems to very much have the ball, what should we do? Thaumaturge: to Jada Why not release the ball? It would be more fun, after all... __________________ Mwa ha ha ha ha!!!! ahem. sorry.

12-12-2004, 06:30 PM	#85
Toastburner B Toasty has left the building Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Hiding...because I don't want to die. Posts: 3,936	Toastburner B: Well...there is always the option of me ordering down a heavy nuclear bombardment, killing everyone and the first one to respawn wins. That sound good to anyone else? __________________ I came, I saw, I got team-killed. A lot.

12-13-2004, 08:45 AM	#86
Jadarendir King of No Pants Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Wherever good times are had. Posts: 552	Jadarendir: Let them try. The fury of the Magic Anatomical Supersized Schlong will crush them where they stand! Jadarendir: Muahahahahahaaaaa!!! Jadarendir: ...heehee... __________________ Demangiel Jadarendir Damned My creations. Jadarendir's Song! Yeee! My/SAAM's song for CheshireThief! Jadarendir's Drum Solo! God Bless TD.

12-13-2004, 09:56 AM	#87
Toastburner B Toasty has left the building Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Hiding...because I don't want to die. Posts: 3,936	Toastburner B: Well...I could order a massive nuclear strike from orbit, thus killing all of us, and then the first one to respawn would claim the ball. Sound like a plan to anyone else? __________________ I came, I saw, I got team-killed. A lot.

12-13-2004, 01:20 PM	#89
The Argent Lord Master of Silver Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Silver Keep Posts: 1,433	Server:1337 Din0xx0r is now Argent Argent: That's better, I can talk normally now. Argent casts Mordenkainen's Castrating Scalpel Argent: Now, Jadarendir, do you want to do this the easy way or the hard way?

12-13-2004, 02:24 PM	#90
Toastburner B Toasty has left the building Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Hiding...because I don't want to die. Posts: 3,936	Toastburner B: Blast it! We have to do something! By having the ball crammed down Jada's undies, we are messing up the space-time continuum. I mean, for crying out loud, if the universe stops, and then there are three Jadas! Toastburner B: There was two of me, but I killed the other one. This joke is in reference to the recent server problems, which caused me to double post, and Jada to triple post. If he fixes his, then you know why I have this joke then. Ha! __________________ I came, I saw, I got team-killed. A lot.

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