The Person Below Me - Page 96

Demonlink2 · 07-18-2006, 01:26 PM

Slow motion for me....I mean look, cookies!

TPBM has attention deficit disor....ooh, a birdie!

Althane · 07-18-2006, 01:40 PM

Only slightly. When I'm doing something important, usually. >_>

TPBM has broken a printer before.

POS Industries · 07-18-2006, 01:45 PM

This is true. You see, my brother was working as a printer down at the local paper years ago. Back then, he was a free spirit with hopes and dreams and a drive that just wouldn't quit. I couldn't stand for that, so I tied him to a chair and forced him to watch as I pleasured his wife. Also, I slapped him around some.

Come the morning, he was broken, an empty shell of the happy-go-lucky printer that he once was.

TPBM never saw that one coming.

TheSpacePope · 07-18-2006, 01:47 PM

Quote:

This is true. You see, my brother was working as a printer down at the local paper years ago. Back then, he was a free spirit with hopes and dreams and a drive that just wouldn't quit. I couldn't stand for that, so I tied him to a chair and forced him to watch as I pleasured his wife. Also, I slapped him around some.

Come the morning, he was broken, an empty shell of the happy-go-lucky printer that he once was.

That was darkly beautiful
eerie even
GOD THAT WAS LIKE.....I DON'T KNOW, IM SHAKING.

TPBM has a drug addiction, to caffeine.

Althane · 07-18-2006, 01:56 PM

Only mildly. I get these weak headaches without my caffeine.

Oh, damn, I AM addicted.

TPBM likes Mountain Dew... GRAPE!

Flarecobra · 07-18-2006, 02:17 PM

It's good to get rid of bodies.

TPBM lives in a van, down by the river.

Mr.Bookworm · 07-18-2006, 02:23 PM

I live by the river, in the mountains. It's useful for kidnapping campers, sacrificing them to Cthulhu where no one can hear their screams, and dumping bodies in the river once I'm through with a "Torture and Sacrifice" session.

You didn't hear that.

TPBM has sacrificed something to a dark god.

Lycanthrope · 07-18-2006, 02:36 PM

I sacrifice this cookie to The Consuming One. I do so by eating it. Oh, and I'm the consuming one. Yes.

TPBM likes cookies

CelesJessa · 07-18-2006, 02:38 PM

Who doesn't?!

The person below me has a laptop.

Mesden · 07-18-2006, 02:44 PM

Yes. It's true. My lap is made ENTIRELY of a top. There's no bottom of my lap, nor side of my lap. But I SWEAR to you there is a TOP!

TPBM has all the prescise wit of a sledgehammer.

07-18-2006, 01:26 PM	#951
Demonlink2 TOON ISAAC Join Date: May 2006 Location: University of Florida Posts: 387	Slow motion for me....I mean look, cookies! TPBM has attention deficit disor....ooh, a birdie! __________________ Wanna play a game of chance? Turn off your lightswitch, and we'll see if another person in the room turns into Uboa. ҉Apeture science is your trusted friend in the field of science.҉

07-18-2006, 01:45 PM	#953
POS Industries Argus Agony Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Gotta go fishing! Posts: 10,483	This is true. You see, my brother was working as a printer down at the local paper years ago. Back then, he was a free spirit with hopes and dreams and a drive that just wouldn't quit. I couldn't stand for that, so I tied him to a chair and forced him to watch as I pleasured his wife. Also, I slapped him around some. Come the morning, he was broken, an empty shell of the happy-go-lucky printer that he once was. TPBM never saw that one coming. __________________ Either you're dead or my watch has stopped.

07-18-2006, 02:17 PM	#956
Flarecobra Burn. Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Classified Posts: 11,017	It's good to get rid of bodies. TPBM lives in a van, down by the river. __________________ "Only the fool wishes to go into battle to beat someone for the satisfaction of beating someone." -A Thousand Sons Rules. Read them, know them, love them.

07-18-2006, 02:36 PM	#958
Lycanthrope Deus Lupus Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The City of Angels Posts: 2,925	I sacrifice this cookie to The Consuming One. I do so by eating it. Oh, and I'm the consuming one. Yes. TPBM likes cookies __________________ "With these seven easy steps, you, too, can be the authoritarian despot of your own principality. Machiavelli, your road to happiness" "I shoot Flying Monkies!" "Christmas had it coming its what it gets for taking over thanksgiving and threatening halloween with its weapons of mass consumerism" "Death to All Fanatics!" Official RP Action God Lycanthropic Poem "FOR YOU THE CAKE IS OVER. YOU HAVE REACHED THE END OF CAKE." -Death Krylo and BMG are apparently my bitches.

07-18-2006, 02:38 PM	#959
CelesJessa DA-DA-DA-DAA DAA DAA DA DA-DAAAAAA! Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Zanzibar Land Posts: 6,531	Who doesn't?! The person below me has a laptop. __________________

07-18-2006, 02:23 PM	#957
Mr.Bookworm YYYEEEEEAAAAAAHHH Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 2,034	I live by the river, in the mountains. It's useful for kidnapping campers, sacrificing them to Cthulhu where no one can hear their screams, and dumping bodies in the river once I'm through with a "Torture and Sacrifice" session. You didn't hear that. TPBM has sacrificed something to a dark god.

07-18-2006, 02:44 PM	#960
Mesden There is no Toph, only Melon Lord! Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Inside of a box inside of a smaller box Posts: 4,310	Yes. It's true. My lap is made ENTIRELY of a top. There's no bottom of my lap, nor side of my lap. But I SWEAR to you there is a TOP! TPBM has all the prescise wit of a sledgehammer. __________________ I can tell you're lying.

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