Stupid Moments

[Red Fighter 1073]

i know that everyone of you have had atleast ONE stupid moment that has happened to you, or that you have seen. well, this is the place to post it, then..

1.when i was naming this thread, i was going to name it "stupidest moments" ....

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2. one day i kept racking my brain on how to figure out how to put a chair in the corner of a circular room

3.OH!!!! THIS ONE IS OF MY FAVORITES!!! one time in india, i was outside of a temple and there was this group of monkeys. i just happened to have a candy bar, so i gave it to one of the monkeys. soon, i see more monkeys come and start following me back to the car.. then i say to my parents "OH SHIT! GET IN THE CAR!!! THE MONKEYS ARE GONNA GET US!!!" then, we quickly rush into the car. when we are in, we hear like 3 monkeys jumping on top and tons of monkeys trying to go through the windows! then the driver SPEEDS onto the highway, and there STILL is one monkey on top. but luckily after the driver speeds up, the monkey falls off of the car! moral: dont feed wild animals..

4. another weird story. not really a stupid moment but oh well. me and my friends were playing basketball, again in india, and i had a yankees shirt on.(dont ask..i know i live in massachusetts,but OH WELL!!!) then tons of birds circle over us....and obviously one of them poops on the shoulder part of my shirt..there's a little symbolism in that story too, for all you MA dwellers who like the yankees.(though, i personally dont anymore, but that story happened a long time back..)

5. one time my math teacher looked at an exclamation point and said "this question mark.."(actually this happened today!)

feel free to comment on the moments you see, but please..NO FLAMES!!!!

though, personally if you comment on me and kinda flame like sayin that i was actin stupid or something like that, go ahead ONLY TO ME because i dont really care. i already know im kinda stupid, so whatever..

[Savage Thinking]

Hm.. Once while I was making a bologna sandwich. I took out the bologna and made my sandwich. Right when I was going to put the bologna back into the frigde, the phone rang. When the person I was talking to and I were done, For some odd reason, I put the phone in the fridge and the bologna on the phone thing. Five minutes later, I realized what I had done.

Also, I once forgot how to spell "of". I thought of every combination of the word on how it sounded like but after like 15 minutes of struggling, it clicked to me that its O.F.

That's all I can really recall (being dislexic is fun..)

[Gorefiend]

Recently I was in Cartagena, and I was walking out of a hotel with my friends/group (we went for an MUN conference, 7 of us) and we were being loud and screwing around, even if it was the driveway of the hotel. I was walking backwards to be foolish to everyone, and, well, one of them tells me to be careful, that I'll bump into someone. I assume that that means there's someone a few meters away that is on collision course with me, so I turn.

The person was less than a foot away. But that's not the worse part.

Remember I was expecting them to be far off, right? Well, when I turned and saw them and bumped into them, I screamed.

I screamed in their face.

What a nice, nice kid I must have seemed like.

And, yes, you can call me stupid.

[Savage Thinking]

I just remembered 2 more. This was something awkward actually. Okay, long ago, I was having one of those wierd dreams. I was in my romm on my bed and everything was rocking back 'n' forth and side to side. I felt dizzy. Then, some shadow figure comes into my room and points and laughs at me. Then, I wake up and I had the biggest fever I ever had in my life o_0...

This one is just plain stupid. You when you just make some hot soup, then you blow on it to cool it down? Yeah, well I was eating ice cream one day, and I scooped my spoon into the ice cream. I put the spoon right next to my mouth and for some odd reason, I blew on it pretending it was something really hot. What went threw my head at this moment in time? Pfft, I have no idea.

[Inu-luvr]

I have tons of stupid moments, but I tend to forget them easily. Here are some:
I brought my colorguard gloves to school one day because it was school spirit day and I wanted to break them in... I was in study and I put one glove on and my frind ahd the other on. We were playing the game 'in my pants' and when my teacher came by not only did he hear us playing thae game he asked whats withe the gloves and I said "Our idol is Micheal Jackson". My friend started singing Thriller, while I danced and my teacher walked out of the room and still hasn't looked at us without disgust. I guess he doesn't understand that I was joking.. oh well

This other time i was trying to open my front door and then 5 minutes later i realized i had the wrong key. Then I spent 20 minutes looking for the right key only to figure out that I only had one key nd it didn't work the first time because i had it upside down and was turing it the wrong way.

This one time in study my friend said her back hurt. I responded "crack it and if that doesn't work just have amazing sex" (Not that I'd know) I didn't know at the time, but during the second half of that conversation the teacher told everyone to be quiet so he could take attendence and that's all everyone heard. The teacher looked at me again (with disgust) and I said ' well, you would know.." And THERE's A SIGN OF STUPID.

[Red Fighter 1073]

i just had another stupid moment..

my faucet was broken and the handle had to be taken off. so, when i was going to wash my hands i lifted my hand up to push the water faucet up so water would come out. i that 5 more times finally realizing that the handle was taken off..

(this next one happens to me a lot..) i put body wash into my hair thinking it is shampoo..

[Trixbeat]

Almost taking the bus to a shopping centre when I suddenly recalled: wait a minute, I don't want to go shopping, I've got an EXAM! I can't believe I forgot about an exam, and I don't like shopping either.

[Bob The Mercenary]

Originally Posted by ZutsuJin

Hm.. Once while I was making a bologna sandwich. I took out the bologna and made my sandwich. Right when I was going to put the bologna back into the frigde, the phone rang. When the person I was talking to and I were done, For some odd reason, I put the phone in the fridge and the bologna on the phone thing. Five minutes later, I realized what I had done.

Hehe, sounds like something I do pretty often. When I'm done drinking something out of a disposable cup, I sometimes pour the rest of the liquid in the garbage and throw the cup in the sink.

Another time I had to pick my brother up from work so I got in my car and drove off. Ten minutes later I realized I had been driving in the wrong direction and found myself in the completely wrong town.

I have plenty more, I just can't recall them right now. I call stupid moments "brain farts".

[Edit] Ooh, just remembered one. My brother and I were getting my dad a mini-fridge for his birthday. We realised we couldn't fit it in the trunk or back seat so we layed it on the front seat and tried shoving it all the way in so we could shut the door. I said to my brother "okay, 1, 2, 3, PUSH!" and he shoved the firdge as hard as he could into the car. We heard a grinding noise and to make a long story short, my stick shifter is now a sport shifter.

[Dante]

I had my television remote in one hand, a wad of newspaper in the other, and for some reason I took them both to the kitchen, where I opened the rubbish chute with my foot and dumped the remote in.

I only realized I'd thrown the remote control away when I squeezed the newspaper, not knowing why, and wondered what was wrong with the remote.

[Inu-luvr]

Well today, actually 30 minutes ago I ran up stairs only to slam into a half open attic stairway... (it's the kind that opens from the ceiling). So i hit my head on that, fell on my back and rolled down part of the stairs. As if my back wasn't messed up enough... uuggg I have ice on my right knee right now because I hit it on the corner of a banister... very sharp! The worst part is, this is gonna hurt even more tomorrow. Also, my Dad warned me the second before it happened. All I heard was "hey watch out for the-"