What videogame characters wouldnt say! (probably been done before)

GARUD · 07-03-2005, 04:35 AM

Ok, look at title for subject. ill get started.
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FF8

*Squall steps on nail*
Squall: Heavens to betsy that hurt
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Dynasty Warriors

Lu Xun: Whats a pyromaniac?
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Duke Nukem

Duke: This war better be quick. I am late for my pottery class.
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SC1

Maxi: Remember me you freak?
Astaroth: Yeah, you were that chick I picked up last night at the bar. You weren't bad but im not ready for a non-sexual....
Maxi: Okay, stop right there. No more. You win, just stop!

Demon with a Glass Hand · 07-03-2005, 05:50 AM

Golgo13 eats a sandwich.

"..."

Golgo13 waits in line at the DMV.

"..."

Golgo13 enters a spelling-B.

"..."

Golgo13 is voted Miss America for the third year in a row.

"..."

Hehe. This never gets old!

***RaiRai*** · 07-03-2005, 05:56 AM

Just to let you know, I've seen these threads done on other forums and I know how spammy they can get. This thread is not an invitation to spam, so forumers, please keep that in mind.

And also, instead of being closed at the usual length, we'll let this one run for 50 or so posts before locking, as the quotes get kind've old kind've fast.

(You should praise me! Shiney was going to lock this thread outright! The things I do for you people...)

***Fenris*** · 07-03-2005, 10:55 AM

Praise RaiRai. Yar.

On Topic:

Legend of Zelda:
Zelda:
"Where's that [CENSORED] Hero of Time, damnit?"
Link:
Anything with words.

Halo:
Master Chief:
"For he's a jolly good fellow..."

EDIT: Shouldn't this be in Video Games?

P-Sleazy · 07-03-2005, 12:09 PM

Any Mario Game with Bowser in it:
Bowser "Lets take a break boys and not capture the princess this time"

Star Fox 64
Falco: thank you

FF3
Setzer: "a game of skill? now thats what im talking about"

PyrosNine · 07-03-2005, 02:05 PM

Half-Life:
Morgan Freeman: F*** this, I'm getting the hell out of here. (technically anything said would be out of character, he pretty much stays quiet while others tell him what to do.)

The man in the suit: Of course you realize, I feel pretty.

Morgan Freeman: (in the battle he does not hope to win) Rarrr! (kills them all with bare hands.)

Pokemon
Ash: Hey Misty, I hear you have a bigger cup size in the Japanese anime!
Misty: HIyaaaah!
Ash: Ack! Ma pokeballs!
Pikachu: Pikouuuuucchhh!

Madness Interactive:
The Sherif: And now seeing as you've killed all 300 of my men, twice, and killed Jesus's inbred nephew who had ressurected them and had mod powers, and here I am, armed with naught but a hand gun to defend myself from your bullet time/gun fu wrath. There is just one thing I have to say. Got any Pie?

The Pie-lover: No, as a matter of fact, I don't. (bang)

Superman64:
Superman: Dear god! This game is terrible! How the hell do I fly? what's become of my super powers! It's as if I've been forced to live in a poorly made world in which every element is against my very movements! What kind of sick and twisted creator would do this?

Yugioh: (various videogame incarnations)
Yugi: Well hi "InsertPlayernamehurr", My name is Yugi moto, and I'm trying to become the King of games by playing a card game with 3d monsters made by old guys who have severe emotional immaturity. I also have an egyptian Pharaoh in my head who speaks perfect english and looks nothing like any egyptian, and has the same multicolored hairdo that I do, that never gets wet.

When the duel gets too hard for me and I suddenly remember to cry out for my dead mommy, Yami (da pharaoh in ma hEAD!) takes over and we combine souls to become:

YUGI-OH!

Joey: Say, does anyone else notice dat whenever he touches that pyramid thing and shouts like that, he suddenly changes from a prepubescent 4th grader to a 12th grader with a deep voice yet similar physique? And after the duel's over, he changes back?

Tristan: I dunno. I always thought it was a glandular/hormonal problem. You know, like one of those things you really shouldn't ask about.

Tea: I don't know and I don't care, I'm deeply attracted to him in both forms, like that "Birth" movie.

Joey: Like dat scene where that old chick and the little boy bathe together?

Tea: Oh Yami! You can search through my dark secrets any day!

Yami: Uhh....

Evil long haired kid duel guy: hah ha ah! I've in my possesion the Gods of The Gods cards! Now I shall defeat you in a duel Yugi, and become the ruler of the world.

George: Intelligience suggests that kid is a terrorist threat to the United States of America, Now is the time I say to uhhhh... What was the next word Cheney? I done forget it. Oh yeah, We have to unite, and strike at the heart of this terrorist threat, so propose 3-million in funding to send our troops there to fight.

I know it's a dangerous venture, Lookie here. To get to him we have to fight his lieutenants, seen in this hurr picture. See? That is a big white dragon, and it shoots big large magic beams from it's mouth. I have reason to believe this dragon is carrying weapons of mass destruction in it's belly.

And see this? A young girl, dressed in dark clothing with a nonfunctialinotal pointy helmet, holding a glowy staff, is clearly engaged in child warfare. You see, when the terrorists are sending out there kids to fight the war, the terrorists win! Any questions?

Reporter: Sir, have you been playing with Mary Jane?

Bush: No no I haven't, I haven't seen her since my last prom night, when she left to go get punch and never came back. I personally blame the terrorists.

(back at the warfront)

Yugi:I summon the cross licensed monster, Monkey D. Luffy!
Luffy: We're doing side work to buy a better theme song for my show.

Yugi: And using my "bend the game rules" card I'lll sacrifice him and my dark magician girl!

Luffy:What? You're killing me? What kind of sick game is this?

DM Girl: I love my master, but he can be so cruel!

Yami: Get your shiny white @$$ in the graveyard, hoe!

Yugi: I summon now, Rediculously overpowered Dark Supernova cloud Magic of Necro Wizard of Chaos!

RODSCMWC: Rar.

Marik:Fool, I shall not lose to that weakling!

RODSCMWC: Ok, did he just call me a weakling? What? When you had your head up your @$$ did your hair cut your brain? Didn't you hear my name?

Marik: Never mind your monster's weak and even more foolish banter, I shall smite you all! Smite you good! and smite your girlfriend too!

Tea: Oh yeah baby, smite me goooood!

Marik: I play....

Seargent Johnson: Okay boys, put some caps in his tan @$$!
(marines open fire on Marik)

Marik: Ack! my deck's only weakness! Bullets!

Seargent Johnson: Chief! Finish him off!

Master chief: Sure! But I want you to know we're going to be spoofed next.
(Throws plasma grenade)

Marik: It's so warm and soft, and so beautiful!
(BOOOM!)

(to be continued! maybe! Probably not!)

The_Bear · 07-03-2005, 02:29 PM

Zidane (FF9): "I find you very attractive, but I will respect your personal space and allow you to decide if you wish to comence a relationship with me."

Vivi (FF9): "Aw, crap!"

Cloud (FF7): "Hold on, I'm thinking."

Kirby: "Sup?"

Vincent (FF7): "I'm actually afraid of the dark, I sleep with a nightlight."

Yeah, that got old real fast. There are too many that can be done, and most them of them involve swearing. That's no fun.

Praise be to RaiRai!

phil_ · 07-03-2005, 03:45 PM

*Samus zips out of a tunnel in morphball form, uncurls and starts blasting some space pirates*

RING RING RING

Samus: *picks up cell phone* Hello? Oh, hi hunny bun. Nah. Nah. I'll be done here in a minute. What movie you wanna see? Yeah, I'll swing by the rental place.

*death rattle of the last pirate*

Yeah, ok. See you in a few. Right. Love ya, bye <3 *beep*

Inu-luvr · 07-03-2005, 10:08 PM

Theif: Dark Project (or any one of them, for that matter)
Garrett: Why should I go in there? It has gold, but it has zombies guarding it and Oh my god I JUST SOMETHING MOVE! EEK. There's too many shadows! I'm getting out of here! *Drops weapons and runs, screaming down the alley*

Golden Eye
James Bond: *Picks up sniper rifle* You 're going to go down because I have something you don't have! A BAZOOKA!!
James Bond: *sings* I'm going to the chapel and I'm going to get married!

mammothtank · 07-03-2005, 10:32 PM

Wild Arms 1
Rudy: Hey Jack, what's with the huge-ass sword? You compensating for something?

Wild Arms 3
Jet: Group hug!

Final Fantasy 8
Zell: Gimme your lunch money, pipsqueak.
Seifer: Again?!

Final Fantasy 6
Edgar: Nah, I don't feel like it tonight.

07-03-2005, 04:35 AM	#1
GARUD Demon Slayer and Ass Kicker Join Date: May 2005 Location: Hell... and demons are my bitches Posts: 1,460	What videogame characters wouldnt say! (probably been done before) Ok, look at title for subject. ill get started. ====== FF8 Squall steps on nail Squall: Heavens to betsy that hurt ________________________________________ Dynasty Warriors Lu Xun: Whats a pyromaniac? ________________________________________ Duke Nukem Duke: This war better be quick. I am late for my pottery class. ________________________________________ SC1 Maxi: Remember me you freak? Astaroth: Yeah, you were that chick I picked up last night at the bar. You weren't bad but im not ready for a non-sexual.... Maxi: Okay, stop right there. No more. You win, just stop! __________________ Just a post made by your neighborhood ~~friendly DEMON SLAYER~~ jerk PSYCHO KILLER! ~Awesome Avatar by Mauve.

07-03-2005, 05:50 AM	#2
Demon with a Glass Hand Cyberpunk Detective Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 1,477	Golgo13 eats a sandwich. "..." Golgo13 waits in line at the DMV. "..." Golgo13 enters a spelling-B. "..." Golgo13 is voted Miss America for the third year in a row. "..." Hehe. This never gets old! __________________ I'm surprised you haven't heard of me. I was kind of a big deal around here.

07-03-2005, 05:56 AM	#3
*RaiRai* Check mate. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Down your pants. Posts: 2,210	Just to let you know, I've seen these threads done on other forums and I know how spammy they can get. This thread is not an invitation to spam, so forumers, please keep that in mind. And also, instead of being closed at the usual length, we'll let this one run for 50 or so posts before locking, as the quotes get kind've old kind've fast. (You should praise me! Shiney was going to lock this thread outright! The things I do for you people...) __________________ I AM FURIOUS

07-03-2005, 10:55 AM	#4
*Fenris* Administrator Join Date: May 2005 Location: East Coast Posts: 6,806	Praise RaiRai. Yar. On Topic: Legend of Zelda: Zelda: "Where's that [CENSORED] Hero of Time, damnit?" Link: Anything with words. Halo: Master Chief: "For he's a jolly good fellow..." EDIT: Shouldn't this be in Video Games? __________________ "FENRIS IS AN ASSHOLE" - shiney Last edited by Fenris; 07-03-2005 at 11:09 AM.

07-03-2005, 12:09 PM	#5
P-Sleazy Can Summon Sparkles by Posing! Join Date: May 2004 Location: Kinging it up! Posts: 2,339	Any Mario Game with Bowser in it: Bowser "Lets take a break boys and not capture the princess this time" Star Fox 64 Falco: thank you FF3 Setzer: "a game of skill? now thats what im talking about" __________________ The King is your new master now. Totally returning for the Summer: a mafia Game: Sign ups HERE!

07-03-2005, 02:05 PM	#6
PyrosNine Zettai Hero Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: A figment of my own imagination Posts: 6,103	Half-Life: Morgan Freeman: F* this, I'm getting the hell out of here. (technically anything said would be out of character, he pretty much stays quiet while others tell him what to do.) The man in the suit: Of course you realize, I feel pretty. Morgan Freeman: (in the battle he does not hope to win) Rarrr! (kills them all with bare hands.) Pokemon Ash: Hey Misty, I hear you have a bigger cup size in the Japanese anime! Misty: HIyaaaah! Ash: Ack! Ma pokeballs! Pikachu: Pikouuuuucchhh! Madness Interactive: The Sherif: And now seeing as you've killed all 300 of my men, twice, and killed Jesus's inbred nephew who had ressurected them and had mod powers, and here I am, armed with naught but a hand gun to defend myself from your bullet time/gun fu wrath. There is just one thing I have to say. Got any Pie? The Pie-lover: No, as a matter of fact, I don't. (bang) Superman64: Superman: Dear god! This game is terrible! How the hell do I fly? what's become of my super powers! It's as if I've been forced to live in a poorly made world in which every element is against my very movements! What kind of sick and twisted creator would do this? Yugioh: (various videogame incarnations) Yugi: Well hi "InsertPlayernamehurr", My name is Yugi moto, and I'm trying to become the King of games by playing a card game with 3d monsters made by old guys who have severe emotional immaturity. I also have an egyptian Pharaoh in my head who speaks perfect english and looks nothing like any egyptian, and has the same multicolored hairdo that I do, that never gets wet. When the duel gets too hard for me and I suddenly remember to cry out for my dead mommy, Yami (da pharaoh in ma hEAD!) takes over and we combine souls to become: YUGI-OH! Joey: Say, does anyone else notice dat whenever he touches that pyramid thing and shouts like that, he suddenly changes from a prepubescent 4th grader to a 12th grader with a deep voice yet similar physique? And after the duel's over, he changes back? Tristan: I dunno. I always thought it was a glandular/hormonal problem. You know, like one of those things you really shouldn't ask about. Tea: I don't know and I don't care, I'm deeply attracted to him in both forms, like that "Birth" movie. Joey: Like dat scene where that old chick and the little boy bathe together? Tea: Oh Yami! You can search through my dark secrets any day! Yami: Uhh.... Evil long haired kid duel guy: hah ha ah! I've in my possesion the Gods of The Gods cards! Now I shall defeat you in a duel Yugi, and become the ruler of the world. George: Intelligience suggests that kid is a terrorist threat to the United States of America, Now is the time I say to uhhhh... What was the next word Cheney? I done forget it. Oh yeah, We have to unite, and strike at the heart of this terrorist threat, so propose 3-million in funding to send our troops there to fight. I know it's a dangerous venture, Lookie here. To get to him we have to fight his lieutenants, seen in this hurr picture. See? That is a big white dragon, and it shoots big large magic beams from it's mouth. I have reason to believe this dragon is carrying weapons of mass destruction in it's belly. And see this? A young girl, dressed in dark clothing with a nonfunctialinotal pointy helmet, holding a glowy staff, is clearly engaged in child warfare. You see, when the terrorists are sending out there kids to fight the war, the terrorists win! Any questions? Reporter: Sir, have you been playing with Mary Jane? Bush: No no I haven't, I haven't seen her since my last prom night, when she left to go get punch and never came back. I personally blame the terrorists. (back at the warfront) Yugi:I summon the cross licensed monster, Monkey D. Luffy! Luffy: We're doing side work to buy a better theme song for my show. Yugi: And using my "bend the game rules" card I'lll sacrifice him and my dark magician girl! Luffy:What? You're killing me? What kind of sick game is this? DM Girl: I love my master, but he can be so cruel! Yami: Get your shiny white @$$ in the graveyard, hoe! Yugi: I summon now, Rediculously overpowered Dark Supernova cloud Magic of Necro Wizard of Chaos! RODSCMWC: Rar. Marik:Fool, I shall not lose to that weakling! RODSCMWC: Ok, did he just call me a weakling? What? When you had your head up your @$$ did your hair cut your brain? Didn't you hear my name? Marik: Never mind your monster's weak and even more foolish banter, I shall smite you all! Smite you good! and smite your girlfriend too! Tea: Oh yeah baby, smite me goooood! Marik: I play.... Seargent Johnson: Okay boys, put some caps in his tan @$$! (marines open fire on Marik) Marik: Ack! my deck's only weakness! Bullets! Seargent Johnson: Chief! Finish him off! Master chief: Sure! But I want you to know we're going to be spoofed next. (Throws plasma grenade) Marik: It's so warm and soft, and so beautiful! (BOOOM!) (to be continued! maybe! Probably not!) __________________ Pyrosnine.blogspot.com: An experimental blog of writing. Updated possibly daily. Possibly. A fair chance. Current Works for reading: War Between them, Karma Police. PyrosNine: Weirdo Magnet Extraordinaire!**

07-03-2005, 02:29 PM	#7
The_Bear Using the same avatar since 2003 Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Nobody reads this line. Posts: 759	Zidane (FF9): "I find you very attractive, but I will respect your personal space and allow you to decide if you wish to comence a relationship with me." Vivi (FF9): "Aw, crap!" Cloud (FF7): "Hold on, I'm thinking." Kirby: "Sup?" Vincent (FF7): "I'm actually afraid of the dark, I sleep with a nightlight." Yeah, that got old real fast. There are too many that can be done, and most them of them involve swearing. That's no fun. Praise be to RaiRai! __________________ Why yes, I am tehmazing. Thank you for noticing.

07-03-2005, 03:45 PM	#8
phil_ Just sleeping Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: At home, probably in bed. Posts: 6,482	Samus zips out of a tunnel in morphball form, uncurls and starts blasting some space pirates RING RING RING Samus: picks up cell phone Hello? Oh, hi hunny bun. Nah. Nah. I'll be done here in a minute. What movie you wanna see? Yeah, I'll swing by the rental place. death rattle of the last pirate Yeah, ok. See you in a few. Right. Love ya, bye <3 beep __________________ Be T-Rexcellent to each other, tako.

07-03-2005, 10:08 PM	#9
Inu-luvr Silent Hill 4: The Room Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Krynn, in front of a puter Posts: 195	Theif: Dark Project (or any one of them, for that matter) Garrett: Why should I go in there? It has gold, but it has zombies guarding it and Oh my god I JUST SOMETHING MOVE! EEK. There's too many shadows! I'm getting out of here! Drops weapons and runs, screaming down the alley Golden Eye James Bond: Picks up sniper rifle You 're going to go down because I have something you don't have! A BAZOOKA!! James Bond: sings I'm going to the chapel and I'm going to get married! __________________ "The greatest thing you'll ever learn, is just to love and be loved in return" Christian, Moulin Rouge "Use your weapons, they are designed to inflict damage!" Red Mage, 8-bit theater It's just a jump to the left, AND A STEP TO RIIIGHT!

07-03-2005, 10:32 PM	#10
mammothtank We make good team! Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: kicks Iowa Posts: 1,722	Wild Arms 1 Rudy: Hey Jack, what's with the huge-ass sword? You compensating for something? Wild Arms 3 Jet: Group hug! Final Fantasy 8 Zell: Gimme your lunch money, pipsqueak. Seifer: Again?! Final Fantasy 6 Edgar: Nah, I don't feel like it tonight. __________________ Don't say goodbye 'Cause I don't want to hear those words tonight 'Cause maybe it's not the end for you and I And although we knew This time would come for me and you Don't say anything tonight if you're gonna say goodbye (Skillet - Say Goodbye)

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