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Unread 01-07-2004, 10:09 AM   #1
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I got this in my E-mail today from a friend of mine who lives up in Ohio:

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A Garfield Alloys employee opening a drum of magnesium with a metel grinds Dec. 29 started the chain reaction of explosions that whiped out the company's magnesium recyling plant and two neighburing businesses, according to the state fire marshal
Now that takes the cake for stupidity.
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Unread 01-07-2004, 10:12 AM   #2
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"Magnesium Eh? Since when has THAT Ever caused any explos-BOOM-!"

Sorry, but its both the wrong, and the right thread for that. idiots..magnesium is quick volitale and ignitable if you give it something to ignite with..
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Unread 01-08-2004, 10:59 AM   #3
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Unread 01-08-2004, 04:36 PM   #4
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THE DOOM SONG! the doom song owns everything ;p
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My question is, "Why? Just why?"
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i bet it looked pretty.
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Unread 01-08-2004, 11:17 PM   #7
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Yeah that'd be really cool to watch
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Garfield Alloys? Is that the one in Garfield, NJ? Cause I pass it every time I visit my grandparents and the last time I saw it was about 2 months ago. It's about half an hour from me.
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It takes the cake for bad luck. After everything I've done, I've resigned myself to my mortality.

I've made mistakes. Fortunately, I haven't been put into the kind of power where my mistakes could create such a catastrophe.

On the other hand, he, carrying that responsibility, should've known better. But, being human, it's hard to always be friggin' perfect.

Unfortunately, the man deserves no mercy. Sucks... I'll be him someday.
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It was in Garfield Hights, Ohio.
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