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Unread 06-09-2006, 06:10 PM   #1
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Default If you were a god, which god would you be?

Like it says in the title. All pantheons accepted!

NOTE: Whether or not the beings in question exist is not a question that anybody cares about!

EDIT: No gods that you just made up yourself. I mean come on, people! Nah, I take that back. G'wan and be the God of Pants, if that's what makes you happy.
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Unread 06-09-2006, 06:24 PM   #2
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Unread 06-09-2006, 06:34 PM   #3
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That's a rather interesting question, one on which I'd rather think than post spur-of-the-moment. It's not all appearances and "coolness," as there may be some responsibilities and requirements.
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Unread 06-09-2006, 06:42 PM   #4
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Hmm. The Judeo-Christian God is out, because the latter part has that whole thing recreated in The Passion, and the former part has it coming. (I think; I'm not up to date on Jewish doctrine.)

Odin's pretty cool, but he's in the same boat as the Judeo-YHWH thing I mentioned before. You know, putting out an eye, hanging himself on a tree for ten days, and Fenris.

Was there ever a god worth being that didn't suffer incredible amounts of pain?
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Unread 06-09-2006, 06:48 PM   #5
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That's a rather interesting question, one on which I'd rather think than post spur-of-the-moment. It's not all appearances and "coolness," as there may be some responsibilities and requirements.
G'wan and post. You can always take it back later.

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Was there ever a god worth being that didn't suffer incredible amounts of pain?
It's not like you couldn't say the same thing about people.
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Unread 06-09-2006, 06:59 PM   #6
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No probably not.

I'd choose to be Incal, the Most High.
No that is not a drug joke, it is the Atlantean god of the Sun

Either that or Quetequatol or Pacal Voltan
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Unread 06-09-2006, 07:06 PM   #7
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I would be Erinor, God of Blades and Sex.
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Unread 06-09-2006, 07:14 PM   #9
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No probably not.

I'd choose to be Incal, the Most High.
No that is not a drug joke, it is the Atlantean god of the Sun

Either that or Quetequatol or Pacal Voltan
Some kind of something on why would be nice!

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Now see, that one pretty much explains itself.
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Unread 06-09-2006, 07:34 PM   #10
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Now that I think about it, maybe I'd go for Xenu. As many mockers Scientology has right now, I'd love to see the expressions on their faces when they found out they'd aimed their scoffery in the wrong direction. Because while I'm not a member or advocate of Scientology, I hate hardcore skepticism and conceited mockery and my list of those members and advocates I'm a fan of is about as long as Mother Teresa's and Gandhi's combined hit lists.
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