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12-06-2006, 06:05 PM
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I am so inspired by the words below
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Like, 60 guys walk into a bar (freestyle comedy ensues)
You'd think one of them would have seen it! ( budum, ksh!)
 p.s. are blond jokes o.k. in this forum?
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12-06-2006, 06:09 PM
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for all seasons
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....That wasn't funny at all, was it? I fail at this thread. 
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12-06-2006, 06:12 PM
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I am so inspired by the words below
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No, your right, it wasn't funny, sorry.
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12-06-2006, 06:14 PM
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for all seasons
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12-06-2006, 06:16 PM
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legally sane since 1999 ^^
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Okay, 5 guys walk into a talent agency, the one on the right goes around the side.
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12-06-2006, 06:31 PM
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What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?
Pregnant! Bwahaha! Always the best. Now all I have left are lame science jokes and highly offensive baby killing/racial jokes...Likely inappropriate. |
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12-06-2006, 06:35 PM
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...Okay, except for this one.
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12-06-2006, 09:01 PM
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a captain and his first mate are on a sub marine, the captain says "a torpedo is about to hit us, go tell a joke to the men so they die happy". the first mate walks below deck and says "i bet i can break this table with my jhonson." so he whips it out and smacks the table, just then the sub explodes. turns out, the captain and the first mate were the only two that survived. so the captain asks, "what happened" the first mate replies, "i told the men i could break the table with my jhonson". the captain said, "well you better be careful with that thing, cause the torpedo missed!"
I hope that really sexual jokes like that are okay.
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12-06-2006, 09:15 PM
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Oh dear... you guys don't know what you've unleashed.
How does a blonde turn on the lights after sex?: Opens the car door. If a blonde and a brunette both jumped of a cliff, who would land first?: The brunette... the blonde would have to stop and ask directions. What do you call a blonde with half a brain?: Gifted. Two blonde biologists were walking in the woods and came across a set of tracks. One thought they were deer tracks, the other thought they were moose tracks. They were still arguing when the train hit them. What do you call a brunette on a Saturday night?: Single.
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12-06-2006, 09:32 PM
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Where are the real jokes? :P
Blond jokes! How
Ok, sometimes they can be amusing.
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