11-10-2007, 11:44 PM | #1 |
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I'm totally not ripping Bluestarultor off.
Yeah, I am :\
But I love doing the advice column schtick! Don't feel obligated to take my brand of "advice," but feel free to ask whatever you want. OF THE GREAT AND MYSTICAL ZILLA!
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11-10-2007, 11:48 PM | #2 |
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Should I kill my friend and wear his skin, or should I go buy a McFlurry and wander downtown?
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11-10-2007, 11:49 PM | #3 | |
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A certain someone (who shall not be named) has taken it upon him/herself to rip off my idea! Whatever shall I do? :O_o: ( :p )
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11-10-2007, 11:52 PM | #4 |
Sent to the cornfield
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You mean Zilla? Am I right? Am I?
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11-11-2007, 12:01 AM | #5 |
Lakitu
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"Should I kill my friend and wear his skin, or should I go buy a McFlurry and wander downtown?"
McFlurrys are expensive and it's November and it's cold outside. This looks like a bad idea. Go with the skin one. "A certain someone (who shall not be named) has taken it upon him/herself to rip off my idea! Whatever shall I do?" See above recommendation. in fact, think very hard if your problem can't be solved by wearing your friend before asking questions.
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11-11-2007, 01:58 PM | #6 |
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Dear Zilla,
I'm a long time reader, first time poster in your advice column, and I have to say, you are much better than any of your detractors and naysayers.My question today is, how do you deal with your recent rise to celebrity and the constant hounding and occasional stalking?
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11-11-2007, 04:54 PM | #7 |
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Once I wanted to carry swords everywhere, but I found out that was illegal for some reason. Recently, however, I have fallen in love with drills. Could I still carry those around, or have the government shot down yet another one of my mistresses? If so, what should I do?
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11-11-2007, 06:59 PM | #8 |
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Hey Zilla! Why are you so awesome?
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11-11-2007, 07:17 PM | #9 | |
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Dear Zilla,
Why am I asking you a question instead of soing my homework?
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11-11-2007, 07:20 PM | #10 |
That's so PC of you
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Dear zilla,
Is pasta only good as the sauce you put in? |
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