ロキ™'s Saintly Mafia - Life in the Boondocks - The Game!

[Loki, The Fallen]

St. Patrick's Day - Old South Church

Sunday mass within the Old South Church. A younger guest priest has just finished giving his sermon, and an older priest takes the Pulpet. As the old priest does this, two men in thier Mid-Twenties make thier way from the rear of the Church to the front. Only the guest priest sees this as out of the ordinary. The older priest starts speaking.

"...and I am reminded on this holy day of the sad story of Kitty Geneviese. This poor soul cried out time and time again for help but no person answered her calls. Though many saw, not one so much as called. Her assailant wiped the bloody knife off on her lifeless little body. They watched as he simply walked away. Nobody wanted to get involved. Nobody wanted to take a stand... We must fear evil men and deal with them accordingly but what we must truly guard against, what we must fear most... Is the indifference of good men!"

After approaching the crucifix and kneeling before it, the two young men turn and leave the church. Outside the front door, we hear one of the pair speak.

"I do believe the Monsignor finally got a point."

Those who still live:

1) B_Real_Shadows
5) Selfish Philanthropic
6) Masked Jedi
10) Cephrir
11) Barrel-Hating Sycophant
14) Captain Combustible
15) DarthMauler64
16) secretskull -> Roy_D_Mylote
18) Cati
21) The Argent Lord
22) Newb
26) Ryanderman
27) bananarama

Those who have died:

0) Kitty Geneviese
9) 42PETUNIAS - Gerard 'Doc' Parkes - Vanilla Townie with Tourettes Syndrom, Town Aligned - Crushed Day 1.
19) spontaneous combustion - Vincenzo Lipazzi - Italian Mafia Investigator, Italian Mafia Aligned - Lynched Day 1
20) russian reversal - Detective Greenly - Police Officer, Town Aligned - Shot to death Night 1
28) Tophat - Monsignor - Body Guard, Town Aligned - Shot to death Night 1
24) Pink Bunny - Vinnie - Italian Mafiate, Italian Mafia Aligned - Shot to death Night 1
17) deathpigeon - Joe Yakavetta - Italian Mafia Don, Italian Mafia Aligned - Lynched, Beaten, and Maimed to death Day 2
8) Moogle0119 - Elizabeth Brown - Town Aligned Vanilla Townie - Shot inside their apartment. - Killed Night 2
3) Tendronai - FBI Special Agent Agent Paul Smecker - Town Aligned Police Officer - Shot in a Dark Alley - Killed Night 2
13) Ecurt - Nathan Amondson - Town Aligned Vanilla Townie - Shot inside a Dance Club. - Killed Night 2
4) Mr. Bookworm - Taylor Duffy - Town Aligned Vanilla Townie - A victim of a leaky Gas Stove - Killed Night 2
25) Wizardcat - Oly - Italian Mafia Bodyguard and replacement Don, Italian Mafia Aligned - Lynched Day 3
12) Demetrius - Detective Duffy - Town Aligned Police Officer - Beaten to death with a blunt object - Night 3
7) Greed - Ivan Checkov - Russian Mafiate, Russian Mafia Aligned - Shot in the back of the head - Night 3
-1) Peter Windrem - Red Herring - Vanilla Townie, Italian Mafia Aligned - Assassinated - Night 3
23) Ape Boy - Liz Alexander - Town Aligned Vanilla Townie - Lynched to death - Day 4
2) Doppler12 - Father Macklepenny - Town Aligned Body Guard - Appearent Victim of Roshambo - Night 4

Winning Conditions!

For Townies, if there are Townies: You win when all threats to the Town are eliminated!
For Mafiates, if there are Mafiates: You win when your Mafia is the majority of the living population!
For Serial Killers, if there are Serial Killers: You win when everyone who is not a Serial Killer is dead!
For Cultists, if there are Cultists: You win when the cult is the majority of the living population!

Everyone will be recieving a role PM momentarily. If you are playing and do not recieve a role PM, notify me immediately.

It is now Day 1, 15 to Lynch! Day ends either when a majority vote is reached, or March 7th, 2100 EST.

Good Luck!

[42PETUNIAS]

Vote: Mr. Bookworm.

Because old habits are worth two in the bush.

[greed]

Vote: 42

Cause he's a jackass.

[42PETUNIAS]

Damn strai-FUCKCUNT, and you know it.

[Ape Boy]

Random selection, GOOOOOOOOOOOO!

VOTE: Ecurt

[Tophat]

Vote:42

PILEUP LOL

[42PETUNIAS]

I'm surprised by the lack of FUCKING BASTARDS SHIT FUCK people that seem to have watched the movie.

[P-Sleazy]

Movie? There was a movie of this?

COOLIO! I'm in a movie!

[Doppler12]

You've never watched The Boondock Saints?

Thats it

VOTE:B_Stupid

And I'm not sure about 42. He could be faking the speech thing

[Bailey]

If he isn't, that makes him Irish Mafia aligned, doesn't it?