The Warring States of NPF  

Go Back   The Warring States of NPF > Social > Media Consumption
User Name
Password
Mark Forums Read
FAQ Members List Calendar Search Today's Posts Join Chat

Reply
View First Unread View First Unread   Click to unhide all tags.Click to hide all tags.  
Thread Tools Display Modes
Unread 08-13-2010, 11:59 PM   #1
Bob The Mercenary
Bob Dole
 
Bob The Mercenary's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Bob Dole
Posts: 5,606
Bob The Mercenary is a sparkling bit of joy and beauty in an otherwise harsh and uncaring world. Bob The Mercenary is a sparkling bit of joy and beauty in an otherwise harsh and uncaring world. Bob The Mercenary is a sparkling bit of joy and beauty in an otherwise harsh and uncaring world. Bob The Mercenary is a sparkling bit of joy and beauty in an otherwise harsh and uncaring world. Bob The Mercenary is a sparkling bit of joy and beauty in an otherwise harsh and uncaring world. Bob The Mercenary is a sparkling bit of joy and beauty in an otherwise harsh and uncaring world. Bob The Mercenary is a sparkling bit of joy and beauty in an otherwise harsh and uncaring world. Bob The Mercenary is a sparkling bit of joy and beauty in an otherwise harsh and uncaring world.
Send a message via AIM to Bob The Mercenary Send a message via MSN to Bob The Mercenary Send a message via Skype™ to Bob The Mercenary
WTF Worst Deaths

Not so much worst carried out as worst to go through.

I nominate this one.
Bob The Mercenary is offline Add to Bob The Mercenary's Reputation   Reply With Quote
Unread 08-14-2010, 12:55 AM   #2
Magus
Archer and Armstrong vs. the World
 
Magus's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Pennsylvania
Posts: 7,164
Magus broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Magus broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Magus broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Magus broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Magus broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Magus broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Magus broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Magus broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Magus broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Magus broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Magus broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something.
Send a message via AIM to Magus
Default

Meh, in Event Horizon the guy's eyes burst when he went out the airlock, that seems worst.

Anyway, in a film full of novelty deaths, the way Castle takes out Jigsaw in Punisher: War Zone ('round about 4:00) is the only thing that comes to mind (off the top of my head). 2:58 death ain't half bad either.
Magus is offline Add to Magus's Reputation   Reply With Quote
Unread 08-14-2010, 01:02 AM   #3
Archbio
Data is Turned On
 
Archbio's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2004
Posts: 3,980
Archbio has almost as many rep points as they do fail posts Archbio has almost as many rep points as they do fail posts Archbio has almost as many rep points as they do fail posts Archbio has almost as many rep points as they do fail posts Archbio has almost as many rep points as they do fail posts Archbio has almost as many rep points as they do fail posts Archbio has almost as many rep points as they do fail posts Archbio has almost as many rep points as they do fail posts Archbio has almost as many rep points as they do fail posts Archbio has almost as many rep points as they do fail posts Archbio has almost as many rep points as they do fail posts
Send a message via MSN to Archbio
Default Warning: Spoilers for the Silent Hill film, NSFW in two different ways

I'll just leave this here.

It might not the worst death of the film, but it's the worst one I didn't erase from my memory.
Archbio is offline Add to Archbio's Reputation   Reply With Quote
Unread 08-14-2010, 01:08 AM   #4
Magus
Archer and Armstrong vs. the World
 
Magus's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Pennsylvania
Posts: 7,164
Magus broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Magus broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Magus broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Magus broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Magus broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Magus broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Magus broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Magus broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Magus broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Magus broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Magus broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something.
Send a message via AIM to Magus
Default

I was gonna say the barbed-wire/vagina scene was probably the worst, but the one you linked seems about equal to it.
Magus is offline Add to Magus's Reputation   Reply With Quote
Unread 08-14-2010, 02:40 AM   #5
Seil
Super stressed!
 
Seil's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: British Columbia
Posts: 8,081
Seil is like, the Tom Brady of NPF.  Okay.  Joe Montana. Seil is like, the Tom Brady of NPF.  Okay.  Joe Montana. Seil is like, the Tom Brady of NPF.  Okay.  Joe Montana. Seil is like, the Tom Brady of NPF.  Okay.  Joe Montana. Seil is like, the Tom Brady of NPF.  Okay.  Joe Montana. Seil is like, the Tom Brady of NPF.  Okay.  Joe Montana. Seil is like, the Tom Brady of NPF.  Okay.  Joe Montana. Seil is like, the Tom Brady of NPF.  Okay.  Joe Montana. Seil is like, the Tom Brady of NPF.  Okay.  Joe Montana. Seil is like, the Tom Brady of NPF.  Okay.  Joe Montana. Seil is like, the Tom Brady of NPF.  Okay.  Joe Montana.
Default

This is a particularly morbid thread, is it not?

Anyways, I think my nomination (The SH barbed wire scene) has already been mentioned. So I'll just take this time to say that I've reversed my take on the Silent Hill movie. Not because it's good, but because it's a spectacle.
Seil is offline Add to Seil's Reputation   Reply With Quote
Unread 08-14-2010, 06:37 AM   #6
The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk
War Incarnate
 
The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: The Nexus
Posts: 5,379
The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk is like Reed Richards, but prettier. The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk is like Reed Richards, but prettier. The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk is like Reed Richards, but prettier. The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk is like Reed Richards, but prettier. The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk is like Reed Richards, but prettier. The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk is like Reed Richards, but prettier. The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk is like Reed Richards, but prettier.
Send a message via MSN to The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Magus View Post
Meh, in Event Horizon the guy's eyes burst when he went out the airlock, that seems worst.
He didn't actually die though, so yeah you're right, probably worse.

A worse death in Event Horizon though is undoubtedly the dude who got beaten to a pulp, then layed out on a table to get autopsied alive while still conscious. That's a pretty crap way to go.

EDIT; Or any of the original crew, who first went insane and then had a massive hell themed orgy of sex and killing by ripping out eyes/tongues/organs and then knifing each other while being raped.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fifthfiend
Nuklear Power Forums: Less of a Shithole Than Most Other Places on the Internet.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Azisien View Post
"ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAR I AM A GIANT SPACE TURTLE!!!"
PSN - Hawk_of_Battle

Last edited by The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk; 08-14-2010 at 06:39 AM.
The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk is offline Add to The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk's Reputation   Reply With Quote
Unread 08-14-2010, 11:36 AM   #7
Terisse
Drive that into you!
 
Terisse's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2010
Posts: 54
Terisse will become famous soon enough. Eventually. Maybe.
Send a message via MSN to Terisse
Default

I spent a bit of time playing Dead Space... I wouldn't say it had some of the worst deaths, but damn it had some pretty spectacular ways to get mutilated.

So I leave these here for your pleasure... Part 1-Part 2 In case no one has seen them yet. (I'm pretty sure everyone has, but I've been wrong before.)
__________________
"My name is David, by the way. Um, hi. I once saw a man’s kidney grow tentacles, tear itself out of a ragged hole in his back and go slapping across my kitchen floor."
Terisse is offline Add to Terisse's Reputation   Reply With Quote
Unread 08-14-2010, 06:27 PM   #8
Magus
Archer and Armstrong vs. the World
 
Magus's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Pennsylvania
Posts: 7,164
Magus broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Magus broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Magus broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Magus broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Magus broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Magus broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Magus broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Magus broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Magus broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Magus broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Magus broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something.
Send a message via AIM to Magus
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Hawk View Post
He didn't actually die though, so yeah you're right, probably worse.

A worse death in Event Horizon though is undoubtedly the dude who got beaten to a pulp, then layed out on a table to get autopsied alive while still conscious. That's a pretty crap way to go.

EDIT; Or any of the original crew, who first went insane and then had a massive hell themed orgy of sex and killing by ripping out eyes/tongues/organs and then knifing each other while being raped.
Plus Lawrence Fishburne probably went to hell, a fate worse than death.

And man, if we're going to hit up videogames, I'm pretty sure Manhunt and Manhunt 2 should be in here. The level 2 scythe execution on Manhunt is pretty horrific.
Magus is offline Add to Magus's Reputation   Reply With Quote
Unread 08-14-2010, 07:12 PM   #9
The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk
War Incarnate
 
The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: The Nexus
Posts: 5,379
The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk is like Reed Richards, but prettier. The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk is like Reed Richards, but prettier. The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk is like Reed Richards, but prettier. The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk is like Reed Richards, but prettier. The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk is like Reed Richards, but prettier. The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk is like Reed Richards, but prettier. The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk is like Reed Richards, but prettier.
Send a message via MSN to The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Magus View Post
Plus Lawrence Fishburne probably went to hell, a fate worse than death.

Oh yeah, that goes without saying of course. Really everyone in that film got pretty fucking screwed in the most awful ways possible.

I also just remembered what happened to Randal Flagg from Stephen Kings books too. I'll spoiler it in case anyone doesn't already know; Basically, he got mind controlled by a giant werespider thing into ripping out his own eyes and feeding them to said giant werespider thing, then got told to rip out his tongue and feed him that too. Unfortunately he couldn't quite grip it properly, so the giant werespider thing instead bit his tongue out, then proceeded to eat/drink him alive, or whatever it is giant werespider things do to mind controlled hapless prey.

Note that this is far worse than the insane crew members of the Event Horizon in that this guy was being forcefully made to do this shit and so was fully conscious of what he was doing, whereas the Event Horizon crew were, well, insane and probably past caring any more.

Oh and while I'm on the subject of Kings works, a short story of his named "The Jaunt" had possibly the most fucked up thing ever; It was about this advanced teleportation system that humanity had used to colonise space, but it only worked if you were asleep, because for some reason even though it only took like half a second to transport the physical body any amount of distance, consciousness took a lot, lot longer. Then some young kid who wants to know just how long it takes decides to keep himself awake when his family take a trip to another planet. When they arrive, the kid has gone insane from basically existing alone in an endless void for billions and billions of years, with absolutely no stimuli to keep his mind active and no way to die. He becomes utterly demonically deranged, frothing at the mouth and screaming and then rips out his eyes.

Somehow that last one is even worse than all those others combined.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fifthfiend
Nuklear Power Forums: Less of a Shithole Than Most Other Places on the Internet.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Azisien View Post
"ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAR I AM A GIANT SPACE TURTLE!!!"
PSN - Hawk_of_Battle

Last edited by The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk; 08-14-2010 at 07:14 PM.
The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk is offline Add to The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk's Reputation   Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump


All times are GMT -5. The time now is 11:08 PM.
The server time is now 04:08:14 AM.


Powered by: vBulletin Version 3.8.5
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.