Cows will....

11-18-2003, 09:44 PM

TAKE OVER THE WORLD ALONG WITH THE ANIMATED TULIPS!!! MWAHHAHAHAHA!!! Im ok now and oops i didnt say that nm what i said ok? What you think im mad!!!!!! Im not mad!!! ITS THE BIG MEN WHO ARE GOING TO TAKE ME TO THE FUNNY FARM IN A STRAIGHT JACKET NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! im ok now really

11-18-2003, 09:45 PM

What the hell are you talking about? Everyone knows cows explode under pressure. You see, the gas sack inside of their bodies go under amazing amounts of pressure when they are confronted with an important task.

Therefore, ducks have beaks inside their rectums.

11-18-2003, 09:46 PM

right... do you feel ok I think its time you took your medicen lol

11-18-2003, 09:47 PM

yep i took my medicin now im calm

11-18-2003, 09:55 PM

Pssh, bogus. Cows will cause the end of the world. They'll eat us all. THEY'S TURN THE TABLES AND EAT US ALL! THE LEATHER-GROWIN' BASTARDS WILL REVOLT! o.o

11-18-2003, 09:58 PM

How many ways can people spell medicine?

11-18-2003, 09:59 PM

Cows are always trying to get me to eat more chikin in those stupid signs on the side of thr road, I think they want me to get food poisoning!

11-18-2003, 09:59 PM

A lot, apparently. o.o

11-18-2003, 10:23 PM

Cows are actually a world threat. As an an example from a Dave Barry article the was a researcher who tried to see how mucgh methane a cow gave off. Apparently they got bored and started lighting the cow's farts. One was able to sustain a constant flame. Imagine if one of those fell into the wrong but incredibly cool hands. One day Fighter is merrily blithering and the next moment Black Mage pulls out his cow. Then it utters out the one thing that turns the whole parties hearts cold: The Moo..........OF DEATH. We wouldn't be able to pick up the pieces. It goes to shoew that cows are like sheep..... THAT ARE GOING TO TAKE OVER!!

11-18-2003, 10:24 PM

You have to admit, the linux penguin will probably save us from the cows...

11-18-2003, 09:44 PM	#1
Tulip Toes Guest Posts: n/a	Cows will.... TAKE OVER THE WORLD ALONG WITH THE ANIMATED TULIPS!!! MWAHHAHAHAHA!!! Im ok now and oops i didnt say that nm what i said ok? What you think im mad!!!!!! Im not mad!!! ITS THE BIG MEN WHO ARE GOING TO TAKE ME TO THE FUNNY FARM IN A STRAIGHT JACKET NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! im ok now really

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11-18-2003, 09:45 PM	#2
Jeff Guest Posts: n/a	What the hell are you talking about? Everyone knows cows explode under pressure. You see, the gas sack inside of their bodies go under amazing amounts of pressure when they are confronted with an important task. Therefore, ducks have beaks inside their rectums.

11-18-2003, 09:46 PM	#3
Jered Guest Posts: n/a	right... do you feel ok I think its time you took your medicen lol

11-18-2003, 09:47 PM	#4
Tulip Toes Guest Posts: n/a	yep i took my medicin now im calm

11-18-2003, 09:55 PM	#5
Lillithnia Guest Posts: n/a	Pssh, bogus. Cows will cause the end of the world. They'll eat us all. THEY'S TURN THE TABLES AND EAT US ALL! THE LEATHER-GROWIN' BASTARDS WILL REVOLT! o.o

11-18-2003, 09:58 PM	#6
transcend Guest Posts: n/a	How many ways can people spell medicine?

11-18-2003, 09:59 PM	#7
Diesel Guest Posts: n/a	Cows are always trying to get me to eat more chikin in those stupid signs on the side of thr road, I think they want me to get food poisoning!

11-18-2003, 10:23 PM	#9
Boof_The_Destroyer Guest Posts: n/a	Cows are actually a world threat. As an an example from a Dave Barry article the was a researcher who tried to see how mucgh methane a cow gave off. Apparently they got bored and started lighting the cow's farts. One was able to sustain a constant flame. Imagine if one of those fell into the wrong but incredibly cool hands. One day Fighter is merrily blithering and the next moment Black Mage pulls out his cow. Then it utters out the one thing that turns the whole parties hearts cold: The Moo..........OF DEATH. We wouldn't be able to pick up the pieces. It goes to shoew that cows are like sheep..... THAT ARE GOING TO TAKE OVER!!

11-18-2003, 10:24 PM	#10
Diesel Guest Posts: n/a	You have to admit, the linux penguin will probably save us from the cows...