Swordchuck Stage 4: Presentation

Hanuman · 12-24-2009, 03:28 AM

Merry Xmas Everyone! I made a promise to myself to not sleep until I delivered, so here it is!
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In this stage we will be covering the progression and evolution of the swordchuck; different models, styles of using them, galleries and videos!

GALLERY Dec 23rd 2009: Mark 1 Testing
Skeleton

Virgin Wicks

Mark 1 Fire

Held

Spin 1

Spin 2

Spin 3

Spin 4

Spin 5

Spin 6

Vortex 1

Vortex 2

All testing went well as planned, the heat was far FAR more intense than we had predicted, but the guards did their job perfectly, with gloves you don't feel them at all.
The superheated air on the other hand, is absolutely brutal and unforgiving.

Green Spanner · 12-24-2009, 06:42 AM

Holy. Shit.

This is at the very least deserving of some kind of super kudos. They would have been pretty badass by themselves, but on fucking fire?

You've impressed this grumpy sod at least.

Reaperz-XIII · 12-24-2009, 07:17 AM

You have restored my faith in humanity

Geminex · 12-24-2009, 07:37 AM

It has been said before, it shall be said again: This is far too awesome for words. You, sir, rock. You need to find a portal to another reality or something, where you can be sword-chuck man and fight crime.

Nexus · 12-24-2009, 04:45 PM

Once again.

I love you.

Not in a gay way though.

In a sword-chuck way.

Reaperz-XIII · 12-24-2009, 06:08 PM

Sell this idea to the military even if it is unpractical the awesomeness will make the enemies submit

willyolio · 12-24-2009, 11:24 PM

just had to make a demotivator...

ScarletIce · 12-25-2009, 12:20 AM

You win the internet.

Nightshine · 12-25-2009, 02:19 AM

Someone give this guy a mod position.

Reaperz-XIII · 12-25-2009, 01:44 PM

Chuck Norris will piss himself at the site of those

12-24-2009, 03:28 AM	#1
Hanuman Love Is Strength Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Vancouver/BC/Canada Posts: 1,135	Swordchuck Stage 4: Presentation Merry Xmas Everyone! I made a promise to myself to not sleep until I delivered, so here it is! === In this stage we will be covering the progression and evolution of the swordchuck; different models, styles of using them, galleries and videos! GALLERY Dec 23rd 2009: Mark 1 Testing Skeleton Virgin Wicks Mark 1 Fire Held Spin 1 Spin 2 Spin 3 Spin 4 Spin 5 Spin 6 Vortex 1 Vortex 2 All testing went well as planned, the heat was far FAR more intense than we had predicted, but the guards did their job perfectly, with gloves you don't feel them at all. The superheated air on the other hand, is absolutely brutal and unforgiving. __________________ If you want to stay connected send me a PM with your email. Last edited by Hanuman; 12-24-2009 at 04:21 AM.

12-24-2009, 06:42 AM	#2
Green Spanner Lawful Sarcastic Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Yes Posts: 496	Holy. Shit. This is at the very least deserving of some kind of super kudos. They would have been pretty badass by themselves, but on fucking fire? You've impressed this grumpy sod at least. __________________ ╔═╦══╦═╦═╦═╦╗ ╔═╦═╦══╦═╦╦═╦╦═╦══╗ ║╔╣╠═║═╣═╣║║║ ║═╣║║══║║║║║║║═╣╠═║ ║║║╔╗╣═╣═╣║║║ ╠═║╔╣╔╗║║║║║║║═╣╔╗╣ ╚═╩╝╚╩═╩═╩╩═╝ ╚═╩╝╚╝╚╩╩═╩╩═╩═╩╝╚╝ I'm a riter! Please feed my back. (For serious you guys) This text is hidden. Can you find it?

12-24-2009, 11:24 PM	#7
willyolio Shyguy Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 139	just had to make a demotivator... __________________ i'm going to live forever. so far, so good.

12-25-2009, 12:20 AM	#8
ScarletIce Level 17 Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Somewhere... Posts: 46	You win the internet. Attached Images __________________ Insert amusing quip here

12-24-2009, 07:17 AM	#3
Reaperz-XIII Troopa Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 53	You have restored my faith in humanity

12-24-2009, 07:37 AM	#4
Geminex SOM3WH3R3 Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 4,606	It has been said before, it shall be said again: This is far too awesome for words. You, sir, rock. You need to find a portal to another reality or something, where you can be sword-chuck man and fight crime.

12-24-2009, 04:45 PM	#5
Nexus Dog House Blues Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 55	Once again. I love you. Not in a gay way though. In a sword-chuck way.

12-24-2009, 06:08 PM	#6
Reaperz-XIII Troopa Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 53	Sell this idea to the military even if it is unpractical the awesomeness will make the enemies submit

12-25-2009, 02:19 AM	#9
Nightshine Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Canada Posts: 283	Someone give this guy a mod position.

12-25-2009, 01:44 PM	#10
Reaperz-XIII Troopa Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 53	Chuck Norris will piss himself at the site of those