Pokemon Umbral Theatre 3: Dedicated to Cosplaying Pokemon Trainers Part 1

[Astral Harmony]

Right, let's get on with it.

To balance out combat, I'm going to be overdosing enemy HP, starting now. Don't be surprised when a good number of Psyshades and Psytellites actually survive your assault.

If you want to change the strategy, feel free. I dunno how much HP they'll be gaining, but I'll make it fair and challenging...and ridiculous. Very, very ridiculous.

Next, an assload of accessories. I looked over the accessories I had and figured they were fine for now. I got rid of the accessory that causes infatuation because I thought it was retarded.

- Dire Power: Always Active type. 10% crit chance.
- Stabilizer: Activation type. Removes all stat debuffs by one level.
- Begrudger: Activation type. 100% counter on any enemy that attacks the user.
- Dust to Dust: Activation type. Defeats the unit that defeats the user. Doesn't work on certain enemies like bosses and mechanical foes.
- Dampener: Always Active type. Prevents all Pokemon from using Self Destruct and Explosion

I don't intend to make any more, at least not anytime right now. If thou ask for more, thou wilt be Dinner't.

As per Geminex's suggestion, Action Amp is no longer available.

Wilhelmina's Sniper Skill is Perfect Tracking, and it allows her to accurately fire on fast targets. Speed will help units avoid Sniper and even Destroyer attacks.

Testament Drives will be kept as is.

Now that hopefully all that nonsense is out of the way, I can stop feeling so braindead. Maybe it's just this week. Or the Anthrax vaccine. Not sure.

Anyways, time to post some pretty girls. I've got dozens of these chicks that cosplay as their favorite Pokemon. So, best to get 'em all out of the way over the next several threads. And I think five per thread isn't too ridiculous. Here we go!



Honestly, I never liked Banette. But putting a pretty girl next to something would get a guy interested in just about anything, perhaps even theoretical science.



Y'wanna get some of those crab legs?



I love Dark types. Even if they sorta have retarded westernized names.



Right down to having red markings on her neck and armpits and even the inside of her thighs. Talk about obsessed!



Just like Wobbuffet, I think her facial expression is stuck that way.

[Dracorion]

Originally Posted by Armored Bishoujo

To balance out combat, I'm going to be overdosing enemy HP, starting now. Don't be surprised when a good number of Psyshades and Psytellites actually survive your assault.

If you want to change the strategy, feel free. I dunno how much HP they'll be gaining, but I'll make it fair and challenging...and ridiculous. Very, very ridiculous.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Screw it. Menarker, work on the plan. I'm going to bed.


By the way, I think Photobucket is down.

EDIT: Menarker, be aware that Pierce's Trainer Attack is going at PsyPierce, no matter what.

[Geminex]

See? Told you guys we'd need to focus fire. Let's reevaluate the strategy.

Also, am I the only one who can't see those pics? Goddammit, China.

The accessories look interesting... though what's up with dire power? What does it do, exactly? Raise the crit chance by 10%?

[Menarker]

I think it's down too. I can't see it myself, and normally i can.

EDIT: Yup. Site Maintainence.

And yup, that's Dire Power is based on the name of the item Dire Hit, which boosts Critical hit.


EDIT: Pics on now.

Here is the plan that we had agreed on earlier.


Renny: Shaymin and Swampert use Air Slash on the Fog.
Rachel: Two Rage Rockets on Pierce and Impact.
Wilhelmina: STAB Dark Shot on Psytellite A.
Melanie: Uses "Un" (Dark Type Slayer attack) for STAB Super Effective damage on PsyMatthias. Base 50% chance of flinching which might be 100% flinch due to Super Effectiveness? Uses X-Attack on Irene.
Irene: Attacks PsyImpact and Psytellite D with Grimslay for STAB Super Effective Ghost damage and 50% base chance of Instant Death. (Doubled to 100% due to Super Effectiveness?) Sceptile uses X-Scissor on PsyPierce. Rhyperior uses Megahorn on PsyMatthias.
Harliette: Vespiquen and Wormadam use Attack Order and Bug Bite (both bug moves) on Psytellites B and C.
Moon: Vaporeon uses Helping Hand on Harliette. Lanturn uses Signal Beam, a bug move on PsyPierce.
Lexhur: Uses Grill Gore for strong dark type damage on PsyRenny.
Charlotte: Spends her Trainer Action to use Future Shock, centered on Psytellite E, Asura Beta E and Psytellite F. Uses Arceus (Poison typed due to Toxic Plate) and his Poison typed Judgement on one of them Asura Beta A to knock it out with Super Effective Damage. Sol-Leks uses Dark Pulse on PsyImpact.
Matthias: Porygon Z, Dark Pulse on PsyMatthias.
Pierce: Tyranitar uses Crunch (Dark) on a PsyPierce and Blaziken uses Overheat on Asura Beta D.
Impact: uses Swarm Bow for super-effective damage on PsyImpact. Pays 75 RPs to use C,C&C.
Shannon: Florescense uses X-Scissor on Psytellite B. Roserade uses Poison Jab on Asura Beta D.
Kurika: Uses Below the Belt for STAB Super-effective damage on PsyImpact.
Milsha: Uses Throat Harpoon for STAB Super-effective damage on PsyMatthias.
Cecilia: Splash Bomb on PsyPierce.
Aster: Lucario form, Divide Dark Pulse between Psytellite C and PsyPierce.
Pierce's Trainer Attack: Pierce uses Phantom Staff for super-effective damage on PsyPierce.
Harliette (2nd): does Desperado to do four powerful randomly aimed typeless attacks (Hopefully there are fewer targets since she attacks last, so there is less chance of a bad random attack).

Do we have anyone in particular who should get knocked out first? I think we can leave all the ones attacking the Betas as is. And Renny is naturally on Defog duty and Rachel on Rage Rocket Duty. We can organize all the ones attacking Shades and Psytellites though due to those all being the same type.

I have a speculation. I believe that the psytellites and the Psyshades beside them are related in a sort of supportive fashion. It might be required that we attempt to knock out the Psytellites in order to deal any significant damage to the Shades. Totally guessing though.

Anyhow, it's late for me, so I'm off to bed.

[Astral Harmony]

I know how you feel and I'm sorry about it. But the battles are too easy. The only assholes who gave you a run for your money were Pokegeddon.

Ah, Pokegeddon. They're gonna have some pretty important roles to play in both this RP and the sequel.

[Geminex]

They aren't too easy, we just come up with good strategies!

But very well. People, let's reevaluate.

I'm thinking, in addition to the betas, we can either take out three Psy-clones, or most of (or all?) the Psyshades. I'm not worried about the damage Psy-clones will do, of course, I'm worried about their sigtechs. Mind you, I'm now going to hope that they really are limited to sigtechs, so that narrows the pain they could potentially cause us down somewhat...

Let's just see what everyone can do...
PsyPierce: Damage 4 targets, burn and flinch them. Is that right? If so, it'd be bad, but not too terrible. I guess.
PsyRenny: Attack us onec for every killed opponent. We've killed quite a few opponents so far. I think this would hurt.
PsyImpact: Since there's no PsyRayleen, he shouldn't be able to use CCC. So he'd be stuck with Dark Ambition, which'll buff him quite hugely in the long run, but is less of a threat in the short run.
PsyCharlotte: Huh. Future shock might turn out to be very unpleasant as well, but I think this is one of the smaller risks.
PsyMatt: Would he just one one of his synctechs?

As it is, I think we can kill the Psyshades. They'll probably die more easily, and while we'll take full damage from all the sigtechs, I think it would be even less fun to get disrupted massively.

[Menarker]

Are you saying that we're attacking the Psytellites? Because you used Psyshades and Psy-clones as if they were different when they are the exact same thing.
Shades tends to be a shadow of the person in question. It's a poetic name of sort.

Anyhow, the battle plan is up there and all the attacks pretty much are already selected to be effective against psychic types (except the ones who are attacking Betas). So all you need to do is rearrange who is attacking which target.

[Geminex]

Yeah, meant the 'lites. I haven't redone the plan yet, cause I wanted to hear whether you guys would prefer attacking lites or shades.

[Menarker]

Well, preventing disruption from psytellites sounds good. I still got Max Revives to use with Prosperous Gifts assuming I get the rage, so we can afford to spend one turn taking a beat if the end result is that we cut their numbers down by like half.

[Dracorion]

Psytellites are bastards. Apparently they can revive corpses, cause mental status effects and drain Rage.

Bastards.

So we should take out some of them.

And we should take out some of the Psyshades too. I don't think our Psyshades actually have pokemon, so we may not have to worry about those Signature Techniques. I think PsyRenny might still be able to use Dark Blessing, though.

Oh, and Pierce's Hellfire only hits three targets.