Pokemon Umbral Theatre 21: Now with Time Skipping Shenanigans

Dracorion · 01-18-2011, 11:50 AM

ATTENTION INSIGNIFICANT HUMANS.

THIS IS YOUR GOD, CONTACTING YOU FROM THE PAST. BECAUSE I HAVE OMNIPOTENT TIME POWERS, FUCK YEAH.

SUCK MY DICK, HUMANS.

Awesome crossover! We seriously need to incorporate Ace Attorney into Umbral, though. Perhaps by drawing a parallel to Ace Trainers from the games?

Wotter, redeemed! It still looks ridiculous, but also awesome.

I guess that explains why he's the evilest Pokemon villain yet.

The future of Pokemon!

Are you honestly surprised?

Replace Wooper with any Pokemon you hate and now you can smile yourself to sleep at night.

Now, carry on.

Bard The 5th LW · 01-18-2011, 12:07 PM

I hate you so much right now.

I once has a Wooper. I named him Crumplehat. I loved him, and he loved me. Why would you do this?

Dracorion · 01-18-2011, 12:10 PM

Because I hate you.

And you still haven't done Charlotte's romantic interpretation.

Geminex · 01-18-2011, 12:20 PM

Allow me.
Ahem.

HUGE BITCH
BLUH BLUH

How bout that?

Bard The 5th LW · 01-18-2011, 12:42 PM

I thought it was obvious.

Geminex · 01-18-2011, 02:14 PM

Hey, drac, you fat, lazy fuck. Or bard.
Or anyone, really.
Questions.

Ruin type weapons. Remind me, super effective against what?
Medic: Is he/she/it protected? The fountain still is, the medic suddenly isn't. I'm confused. I mean, if he weren't, my job would be so much easier all of a sudden. So I'm thinking he still is.
Evoliths: Do they have any elemental weaknesses? If not, why not.
Oh, and how to testament drives work again? And what type is mollesk's?

Also, fuck you for not making last turn go the way I wanted. It'd have made this turn so much easier.

I just need a bit more info, then I can formulate something coherent.

Dracorion · 01-18-2011, 02:36 PM

Protected enemies are protected by the two enemies flanking them.

As in, the Medic was flanked by Sergeant B and Footsoldier C. Those are dead, so now the Medic isn't protected anymore.

You killed the Engineer that was flanking the Fount, but not Footsoldier B, so the Fount is still Protected.

Testament Drives take the primary type of the pokemon using them. They're just powerful attacks that cost 50 Rage.

Ruin type is super-effective against Fighting, Grass, Ground, Rock and Ice.

Evoliths are weak against shit all. So if you want to hit them hard, just climb on top of 'em and drop a nice big turd.

Seriously dude, the Testament Drive and Ruin type stuff is all in the documents. You should have those.

Geminex · 01-18-2011, 02:44 PM

It's also past midnight and I just finished working on the most horrible equations. Fuck research.
And... okay, that's not entirely terrible. I thought the healers would get protected again. Hah. In fact...

Yeah, never mind. We've got this.

Dracorion · 01-18-2011, 02:47 PM

No you don't.

>:]

Geminex · 01-18-2011, 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Dracorion

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01-18-2011, 11:50 AM	#1
Dracorion Moves Like Jagger, Kupo! Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: To the south, a little to the left... Or to the right. Posts: 4,910	Pokemon Umbral Theatre 21: Now with Time Skipping Shenanigans ATTENTION INSIGNIFICANT HUMANS. THIS IS YOUR GOD, CONTACTING YOU FROM THE PAST. BECAUSE I HAVE OMNIPOTENT TIME POWERS, FUCK YEAH. SUCK MY DICK, HUMANS. Awesome crossover! We seriously need to incorporate Ace Attorney into Umbral, though. Perhaps by drawing a parallel to Ace Trainers from the games? Wotter, redeemed! It still looks ridiculous, but also awesome. I guess that explains why he's the evilest Pokemon villain yet. The future of Pokemon! Are you honestly surprised? Replace Wooper with any Pokemon you hate and now you can smile yourself to sleep at night. Now, carry on. __________________ Dracorion's dumbass color is Royal Blue. If you see that color, you better run the fuck away.

01-18-2011, 12:10 PM	#3
Dracorion Moves Like Jagger, Kupo! Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: To the south, a little to the left... Or to the right. Posts: 4,910	Because I hate you. And you still haven't done Charlotte's romantic interpretation. __________________ Dracorion's dumbass color is Royal Blue. If you see that color, you better run the fuck away.

01-18-2011, 02:14 PM	#6
Geminex SOM3WH3R3 Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 4,606	Hey, drac, you fat, lazy fuck. Or bard. Or anyone, really. Questions. Ruin type weapons. Remind me, super effective against what? Medic: Is he/she/it protected? The fountain still is, the medic suddenly isn't. I'm confused. I mean, if he weren't, my job would be so much easier all of a sudden. So I'm thinking he still is. Evoliths: Do they have any elemental weaknesses? If not, why not. Oh, and how to testament drives work again? And what type is mollesk's? Also, fuck you for not making last turn go the way I wanted. It'd have made this turn so much easier. I just need a bit more info, then I can formulate something coherent. Last edited by Geminex; 01-18-2011 at 02:22 PM.

01-18-2011, 02:36 PM	#7
Dracorion Moves Like Jagger, Kupo! Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: To the south, a little to the left... Or to the right. Posts: 4,910	Protected enemies are protected by the two enemies flanking them. As in, the Medic was flanked by Sergeant B and Footsoldier C. Those are dead, so now the Medic isn't protected anymore. You killed the Engineer that was flanking the Fount, but not Footsoldier B, so the Fount is still Protected. Testament Drives take the primary type of the pokemon using them. They're just powerful attacks that cost 50 Rage. Ruin type is super-effective against Fighting, Grass, Ground, Rock and Ice. Evoliths are weak against shit all. So if you want to hit them hard, just climb on top of 'em and drop a nice big turd. Seriously dude, the Testament Drive and Ruin type stuff is all in the documents. You should have those. __________________ Dracorion's dumbass color is Royal Blue. If you see that color, you better run the fuck away.

01-18-2011, 02:47 PM	#9
Dracorion Moves Like Jagger, Kupo! Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: To the south, a little to the left... Or to the right. Posts: 4,910	No you don't. >:] __________________ Dracorion's dumbass color is Royal Blue. If you see that color, you better run the fuck away.

01-18-2011, 12:07 PM	#2
Bard The 5th LW Feelin' Super! Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 4,191	I hate you so much right now. I once has a Wooper. I named him Crumplehat. I loved him, and he loved me. Why would you do this?

01-18-2011, 12:20 PM	#4
Geminex SOM3WH3R3 Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 4,606	Allow me. Ahem. HUGE BITCH BLUH BLUH How bout that?

01-18-2011, 12:42 PM	#5
Bard The 5th LW Feelin' Super! Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 4,191	I thought it was obvious.

01-18-2011, 02:44 PM	#8
Geminex SOM3WH3R3 Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 4,606	It's also past midnight and I just finished working on the most horrible equations. Fuck research. And... okay, that's not entirely terrible. I thought the healers would get protected again. Hah. In fact... Yeah, never mind. We've got this.