Like Susan B. Komen, Smarty has finally gone too far

[Fifthfiend]

(12:00:42) Smarty_McBarrelp: man i watched back to the future the other day. it's actually really dull!
(12:00:59) Smarty_McBarrelp: And its basically a 50s sitcom
(12:01:12) Smarty_McBarrelp: with a time travel ovie taped to the first and last 10 minutes

Is there no atrocity against media this man will not commit?

Is there anything left to do but wait for the Calvin and Hobbes hatepost that signals that Barrelmageddon is finally at hand?

FIRST ITEM ON THE AGENDA:

permabanning?

OR

tactical drone strikes?

I think we have to consider all options on the table here.

[Fifthfiend]

Wrongforumed, in my personal tsunami of horror and disbelief.

[Osterbaum]

tactical drone strikes?

Oh, this is so typical. Someone disagrees with us! Quick, let's bomb them! So American.

e: aw man, I can't do it

(12:00:42) Smarty_McBarrelp: man i watched back to the future the other day. it's actually really dull!
(12:00:59) Smarty_McBarrelp: And its basically a 50s sitcom
(12:01:12) Smarty_McBarrelp: with a time travel ovie taped to the first and last 10 minutes

this is the worst thing Smarty has ever said, it's impossible for me to take his side

[Mr.Bookworm]

A life sentence in a solitary confinement cell with a TV where all that plays is a single episode of Heil Honey I'm Home, on loop forever.

[Professor Smarmiarty]

Guys guys guys, go fucking watch the movie again. I was under the same delusion as you.
Nothing fucking happens in it. There is no plot. It's 90 minutes of MJFox playinog off himself.

Also Heil Honey I'm Home wasfantastic in conception if nothing else

[Marc v4.0]

Originally Posted by Smarty McBarrelpants

Guys guys guys, go fucking watch the movie again. I was under the same delusion as you.
Nothing fucking happens in it. There is no plot. It's 90 minutes of MJFox playinog off himself.

Also Heil Honey I'm Home wasfantastic in conception if nothing else

Your genetic intelligence must be terrible for you to think any of this is right.

[Fifthfiend]

Originally Posted by Smarty McBarrelpants

It's 90 minutes of MJFox playinog off himself.

NO REALLY GUYS IT'S JUST 90 MINUTES OF HOOKERS AND BLOW AND MONEY FALLING FROM THE CEILING AND

GUYS

GUYS??

EDIT Oh god I just got hit with the real horror of how he somehow managed to write Christopher Lloyd out of his personal universe, presumably with the terrifying power of his Smartymega Beams.

[Aerozord]

No no, Back to the Future is more like a very subtle horror movie

[Loyal]

Originally Posted by Marc v4.0

Your genetic intelligence must be terrible for you to think any of this is right.

And he thought the Dark Ages were before he joined up. What conceit!

[Archbio]

EDIT Oh god I just got hit with the real horror of how he somehow managed to write Christopher Lloyd out of his personal universe, presumably with the terrifying power of his Smartymega Beams.

I think it's just as likely that someone's carelessness with time travel has effectively caused a split in the timeline continuum, resulting in a new timeline where Christopher Loyd never became an actor, Back to the Future is a one set teleplay and Crispin Glover is all-powerful.