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03-20-2012, 11:38 PM
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[poll request] A hypothesis
JJ Abrams is like Michael Bay except he somehow doesn't want to make you kill yourself.
Requesting relevant evidence for and against this supposition. SUGGESTED EXPERIMENTAL TEST Take Star Trek (2009) and start changing things until you have Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen REQUESTED POLL QUESTION On consideration of the evidence I do find that JJ Abrams is indeed like Michael Bay except he somehow doesn't want to make you kill yourself. -Yes -No (request options: single-choice, public voting)
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03-20-2012, 11:40 PM
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Thing 1: Make the Enterprise look like shit.
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03-20-2012, 11:44 PM
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Mods I submit that we can close this thread as I think the evidence here is basically unassailable.
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03-20-2012, 11:45 PM
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It would have racer flames on it.
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03-20-2012, 11:47 PM
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And be made entirely out of chrome.
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03-20-2012, 11:53 PM
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Megan Fox as Uhura
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03-21-2012, 12:07 AM
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Jellyfish ship takes a dump right in the middle of the Narada's holding bay.
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03-21-2012, 12:10 AM
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Will Spock be a legit elf in this version? Or still remain a pseudo-elf?
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03-21-2012, 12:30 AM
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Spock will be Marlon Wayans.
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03-21-2012, 12:34 AM
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Speaking of which, the ship's computer will have the voice of a HILARIOUS Latino stereotype.
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