"Rick Santorum Rubs Me The Wrong Way" or "I Don't Want Rick Santorum Rubbing Me"

Seil · 04-05-2012, 11:14 PM

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This isn't about conservatives in general, I just want to rip on Santorum.

I mean, what's his campaign built on? I thought the divine-right idea went out the window with King James.

3stan · 04-05-2012, 11:30 PM

I'm pretty sure Rick Santorum can live without rubbing you.

Fifthfiend · 04-06-2012, 12:53 AM

I can't believe Romney still hasn't won, this shit is amazing.

**Satan's Onion** · 04-06-2012, 01:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Fifthfiend

I can't believe Romney still hasn't won, this shit is amazing.

He'll still be around unless/until Mittens learns to speak the Parseltongue that seduces all the sociopaths, authoritarians, zealots and other assorted chuckleshits that serve as the inoperable pulsating gangrenous tumor-heart of the GOP.

Until that time, we all run the risk of being rubbed by Santorum. I for one hope he never rubs on me; he'd probably get an inappropriate boner and then call me a slut for forcing the rise of his penis with my womanly voodoos.

Seil · 04-06-2012, 01:56 AM

Nique · 04-06-2012, 02:06 AM

That comic is nearly ten years old, is as shitty as it's ever been, and I still read it on a weekly if not daily basis.

If webcomics indicate anything about politics, the next president will be so because he will be reliably terrible.

Thadius · 04-06-2012, 02:19 AM

Nah. The next president will seem like a nice guy.

Then in the last two years of his term, a horrible secret will be discovered about him that all the media networks previously had been trying to discover instead of reporting about the violation of your civil rights that is going on that you could be preventing hahah yeah right your congressman is in our pocket anyways.

In truth, it will be a lie, but one they can all agree on. Likely it will involve sex, murder, murder while having sex, vicious double lives, or a donkey. Or all at once. I'm not sure how yet, but give me time. I'll come up with something.

Seil · 04-06-2012, 02:55 AM

Rick Santorum has done all of the above.

Thadius · 04-06-2012, 03:35 AM

That is a blatant lie, Seil. I have yet to see definitive proof that he is in fact a nice guy.

Osterbaum · 04-06-2012, 04:13 AM

Wouldn't it be great if Santorum won? 'Cause then there wouldn't be a chance in hell of him winning against Obama.

04-05-2012, 11:14 PM	#1
Seil Super stressed! Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: British Columbia Posts: 8,081	"Rick Santorum Rubs Me The Wrong Way" or "I Don't Want Rick Santorum Rubbing Me" Link This isn't about conservatives in general, I just want to rip on Santorum. I mean, what's his campaign built on? I thought the divine-right idea went out the window with King James.

04-05-2012, 11:30 PM	#2
3stan NOTICE MEEEEEE Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Over there Posts: 193	yes I'm aware I used this picture in Funny Pictures Thread, it's just too appropriate I'm pretty sure Rick Santorum can live without rubbing you. __________________ Mah Twitter Mah Tumblr One of mah favourite songs

04-06-2012, 12:53 AM	#3
Fifthfiend for all seasons Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 19,409	I can't believe Romney still hasn't won, this shit is amazing. __________________ check out my buttspresso

04-06-2012, 02:19 AM	#7
Thadius BEARD IMPACT Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: MANLY ANGER Posts: 1,977	Nah. The next president will seem like a nice guy. Then in the last two years of his term, a horrible secret will be discovered about him that all the media networks previously had been trying to discover instead of reporting about the violation of your civil rights that is going on that you could be preventing hahah yeah right your congressman is in our pocket anyways. In truth, it will be a lie, but one they can all agree on. Likely it will involve sex, murder, murder while having sex, vicious double lives, or a donkey. Or all at once. I'm not sure how yet, but give me time. I'll come up with something. __________________ ANGER HAS NEVER BEEN MORE MANLY THAN THIS.

04-06-2012, 03:35 AM	#9
Thadius BEARD IMPACT Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: MANLY ANGER Posts: 1,977	That is a blatant lie, Seil. I have yet to see definitive proof that he is in fact a nice guy. __________________ ANGER HAS NEVER BEEN MORE MANLY THAN THIS.

04-06-2012, 01:56 AM	#5
Seil Super stressed! Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: British Columbia Posts: 8,081

04-06-2012, 02:55 AM	#8
Seil Super stressed! Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: British Columbia Posts: 8,081	Rick Santorum has done all of the above.

04-06-2012, 04:13 AM	#10
Osterbaum The revolution will be memed! Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: FIN Posts: 5,967	Wouldn't it be great if Santorum won? 'Cause then there wouldn't be a chance in hell of him winning against Obama. __________________ D is for Dirty Commie!