Anti- Nostalgia. Cartoon shows from your youth that are completely Terrible.

TheZeroMan · 08-03-2004, 04:08 PM

Ok There have been a few threads now about kids shows from the past that you fondly remember. But what about the ones that you've seen now or realized where just crap on a stick?

I got a few. This will crucify me, but is true. The Original Teenage Muntant Ninja turtles show was horrid past the first season. The Shredder and Krang were horrible villians. Infact any villian from that show or even error were just jokes. It was the age of the too cool for school hero, with wise cracks. A wisecracking hero is good but not always.

The Shredder was like Cobra Commander and Skeletor combined but 3x a loser.

I like Equal footing villian, sure they lost all the time but Megatron was damn menacing. As was Skeletor initially.

I didn't realize how bad the old series was until I saw the new series which is light years better.

Perhaps the Worst Cartoon show ever was the Super Friends. Just simplistic Politically correct trash.

Ren and Stimpy had moments, but for me they were few and far between.

Scooby Doo is horrible.The series form the 60s 70s or whaterever. Its only slightly better than the new Scooby Doo which had the demonic Scrappy doo.

The Pup Named Scooby Doo is the third member of this trilogy from hell.

I cut the Scooby Doo movies slack because of the guests.

Who were the Street Sharks trying to fool? And on that Note the same people as the Biker Mice from Mars. These where just garbage.

Zweihander · 08-03-2004, 04:57 PM

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Originally Posted by TheZeroMan

Who were the Street Sharks trying to fool? And on that Note the same people as the Biker Mice from Mars. These where just garbage.

Not to mention the Mighty Ducks series. They're aliens, from a planet that uses hockey as religion.

Something I remember being on Cartoon Network when the network premiered was the Godzilla show. God, that sucked.

08-03-2004, 06:01 PM

Superfriends is bad because you aren't watching it correctly

Widget the World Watcher and Captain Planet are responsible for the hole in the ozone layer.

Didn't the Street Sharks have an Orca? What was up with that?

dragonglove · 08-03-2004, 06:14 PM

I remember the Legend of Zelda cartoon being really cool, so I bought it when it was released to dvd. Never watch that. It will kill any love for Zelda you once had. The only good thing about it, was the cheezy 8-bit sounds taken directly from the game.

h4x.m4g3 · 08-03-2004, 06:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Wind-Up Bird

Superfriends is bad because you aren't watching it correctly

Its much better that way, yes indeed.
Anything I watched before school street sharks, beetlejuice, anything that fit a 6 A.M. weekday morning slot.
Captain planet must die, I couldn't even watch it as a kid.
GIGANTO! Anyone who woke up by 5:30 A.M. and watched Sci-FI knows this was a giant robot with no personality. GIGANTO!
And much much more

Windrift-RPG · 08-03-2004, 06:42 PM

Gahahaha, do you guys remember The Toxic Avengers? Oh man, what a total piecer.

MP37a · 08-03-2004, 07:19 PM

Ok I didn't like the Thundercats at all. Haha and I forgot all about Toxic Avenger that wasn't that good either.

Demon with a Glass Hand · 08-03-2004, 07:20 PM

The Smoggies. Try that one on fer size.

Denver the Last Dinasaur.

Rosanne. Or something ... it was a cartoon about Rosanne Barr. When she was younger ... she was still fat, by the way.

James Bond Jr. "It's Bond! James Bond! Jr.!" *shudders*

Visionaries.

Puttnam's Prarie Emporium.

That show about the rock stars that turned into giant troll doll things ... fought crime ... made my head bleed through my eyes ...

Dear god! So many bad shows ... *crawls into a corner and convulses violently*

reality_deviant · 08-03-2004, 07:28 PM

*shrugs* I really like cheesy old cartoons. Horrible one-liners just make my day. The Mario Brothers Super Show was wholly without merit, but I found myself compelled to watch it, morning after morning...

slightly aboveaverage man · 08-03-2004, 07:37 PM

Sharky & George

If you know what I am talking about you know how horrible it was.

It's like Shermans Lagoon on Crack meets Chicago the Musical.

08-03-2004, 04:08 PM	#1
TheZeroMan The man is at the window. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The Lane Posts: 408	Anti- Nostalgia. Cartoon shows from your youth that are completely Terrible. Ok There have been a few threads now about kids shows from the past that you fondly remember. But what about the ones that you've seen now or realized where just crap on a stick? I got a few. This will crucify me, but is true. The Original Teenage Muntant Ninja turtles show was horrid past the first season. The Shredder and Krang were horrible villians. Infact any villian from that show or even error were just jokes. It was the age of the too cool for school hero, with wise cracks. A wisecracking hero is good but not always. The Shredder was like Cobra Commander and Skeletor combined but 3x a loser. I like Equal footing villian, sure they lost all the time but Megatron was damn menacing. As was Skeletor initially. I didn't realize how bad the old series was until I saw the new series which is light years better. Perhaps the Worst Cartoon show ever was the Super Friends. Just simplistic Politically correct trash. Ren and Stimpy had moments, but for me they were few and far between. Scooby Doo is horrible.The series form the 60s 70s or whaterever. Its only slightly better than the new Scooby Doo which had the demonic Scrappy doo. The Pup Named Scooby Doo is the third member of this trilogy from hell. I cut the Scooby Doo movies slack because of the guests. Who were the Street Sharks trying to fool? And on that Note the same people as the Biker Mice from Mars. These where just garbage. __________________ "Gentlemen you can't fight in here! This is the War room!" FNORD Last edited by TheZeroMan; 08-03-2004 at 04:11 PM.

08-03-2004, 06:14 PM	#4
dragonglove Knight of El Dingo Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 642	I remember the Legend of Zelda cartoon being really cool, so I bought it when it was released to dvd. Never watch that. It will kill any love for Zelda you once had. The only good thing about it, was the cheezy 8-bit sounds taken directly from the game. __________________ Dg's back, maybe. I swear "Forum Days" will return someday. War is no reason to end a friendship. Metal Gear Solid

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Demon with a Glass Hand Cyberpunk Detective Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 1,477	The Smoggies. Try that one on fer size. Denver the Last Dinasaur. Rosanne. Or something ... it was a cartoon about Rosanne Barr. When she was younger ... she was still fat, by the way. James Bond Jr. "It's Bond! James Bond! Jr.!" shudders Visionaries. Puttnam's Prarie Emporium. That show about the rock stars that turned into giant troll doll things ... fought crime ... made my head bleed through my eyes ... Dear god! So many bad shows ... crawls into a corner and convulses violently __________________ I'm surprised you haven't heard of me. I was kind of a big deal around here.

08-03-2004, 06:01 PM	#3
Mr. Wind-Up Bird Guest Posts: n/a	Superfriends is bad because you aren't watching it correctly Widget the World Watcher and Captain Planet are responsible for the hole in the ozone layer. Didn't the Street Sharks have an Orca? What was up with that?

08-03-2004, 07:28 PM	#9
reality_deviant Unlikely Hero Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Beautiful Southern Illinois Posts: 747	shrugs I really like cheesy old cartoons. Horrible one-liners just make my day. The Mario Brothers Super Show was wholly without merit, but I found myself compelled to watch it, morning after morning... __________________ "Being a mage is about giving a damn."~2nd Ed. M:tA Handbook "Hope is the bravest rebellion."~Phil Brucato "this is clearly the fault of those wacky money-hating environmentalists, with their tye-dyed t-shirts and their total lack of political power, making life miserable for those poor oppressed three-hundred-billion-dollar-market-cap oil companies."~fifthfiend

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