A new canadate for the Darwin Awards

Flarecobra · 01-07-2004, 10:09 AM

I got this in my E-mail today from a friend of mine who lives up in Ohio:

Quote:

Originally Posted by My E-Mail

A Garfield Alloys employee opening a drum of magnesium with a metel grinds Dec. 29 started the chain reaction of explosions that whiped out the company's magnesium recyling plant and two neighburing businesses, according to the state fire marshal

Now that takes the cake for stupidity.

Futae No Kiwami · 01-07-2004, 10:12 AM

"Magnesium Eh? Since when has THAT Ever caused any explos-BOOM-!"

Sorry, but its both the wrong, and the right thread for that. idiots..magnesium is quick volitale and ignitable if you give it something to ignite with..

Jack of Spades · 01-08-2004, 10:59 AM

"I'm gonna doom the plant now! Doom doom de doomdoom de doomdoom doooom doomdy doom doom de dommdydoom!"

My brother locked the cat in his room yesterday. It diarehead aall over his room and ripped anything soft to shreds.

Futae No Kiwami · 01-08-2004, 04:36 PM

THE DOOM SONG! the doom song owns everything ;p

The Devil Himself · 01-08-2004, 06:36 PM

My question is, "Why? Just why?"

Wintermute · 01-08-2004, 10:52 PM

i bet it looked pretty.

Jack of Spades · 01-08-2004, 11:17 PM

Yeah that'd be really cool to watch

Bob The Mercenary · 01-08-2004, 11:20 PM

Garfield Alloys? Is that the one in Garfield, NJ? Cause I pass it every time I visit my grandparents and the last time I saw it was about 2 months ago. It's about half an hour from me.

Martyr · 01-08-2004, 11:32 PM

It takes the cake for bad luck. After everything I've done, I've resigned myself to my mortality.

I've made mistakes. Fortunately, I haven't been put into the kind of power where my mistakes could create such a catastrophe.

On the other hand, he, carrying that responsibility, should've known better. But, being human, it's hard to always be friggin' perfect.

Unfortunately, the man deserves no mercy. Sucks... I'll be him someday.

Flarecobra · 01-09-2004, 07:18 AM

It was in Garfield Hights, Ohio.

01-07-2004, 10:12 AM	#2
Futae No Kiwami Lightspeed Ninja Antics.. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: St. Louis Posts: 55	"Magnesium Eh? Since when has THAT Ever caused any explos-BOOM-!" Sorry, but its both the wrong, and the right thread for that. idiots..magnesium is quick volitale and ignitable if you give it something to ignite with.. __________________ "For you, I'd do anything just to make you happy, hear you say that you were proud of me, for them, I'd kill anything, cut the throats of babies for them to break their hearts for they were them. waiting for you to say...I love you too"-Coheed and Cambria, "In Keeping Secrets of Silent Earth: 3" "Some how I find beauty in our failings, somehow I find meaning in these lies, somehow I make perfect in this fracture..your back is begging sweetly for my knives"-Thrice, "Betrayal is a Symptom"

01-08-2004, 10:59 AM	#3
Jack of Spades Lady Luck is on my side. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The winning hand. Posts: 818	"I'm gonna doom the plant now! Doom doom de doomdoom de doomdoom doooom doomdy doom doom de dommdydoom!" My brother locked the cat in his room yesterday. It diarehead aall over his room and ripped anything soft to shreds. __________________ Imagine...In a world with no stupid people you would never hear: "I wanna see some noise!" "How do I call the cops?" "What die do I use again?"

01-08-2004, 04:36 PM	#4
Futae No Kiwami Lightspeed Ninja Antics.. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: St. Louis Posts: 55	THE DOOM SONG! the doom song owns everything ;p __________________ "For you, I'd do anything just to make you happy, hear you say that you were proud of me, for them, I'd kill anything, cut the throats of babies for them to break their hearts for they were them. waiting for you to say...I love you too"-Coheed and Cambria, "In Keeping Secrets of Silent Earth: 3" "Some how I find beauty in our failings, somehow I find meaning in these lies, somehow I make perfect in this fracture..your back is begging sweetly for my knives"-Thrice, "Betrayal is a Symptom"

01-08-2004, 06:36 PM	#5
The Devil Himself EVERYTHING MUST DIE!!!!! Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Solar System Posts: 420	My question is, "Why? Just why?" __________________ I eat children!

01-08-2004, 10:52 PM	#6
Wintermute L33T AI Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: The matrix. Hell, I am the matrix... Posts: 199	i bet it looked pretty. __________________ "I'm not Wintermute anymore." "So what are you?" "I'm the matrix." "You running the world now? You God?" -from Neuromancer, by William Gibson (read it now)

01-08-2004, 11:17 PM	#7
Jack of Spades Lady Luck is on my side. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The winning hand. Posts: 818	Yeah that'd be really cool to watch __________________ Imagine...In a world with no stupid people you would never hear: "I wanna see some noise!" "How do I call the cops?" "What die do I use again?"

01-08-2004, 11:20 PM	#8
Bob The Mercenary Bob Dole Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Bob Dole Posts: 5,606	Garfield Alloys? Is that the one in Garfield, NJ? Cause I pass it every time I visit my grandparents and the last time I saw it was about 2 months ago. It's about half an hour from me. __________________ Bob Dole

01-08-2004, 11:32 PM	#9
Martyr Whatever Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Around. Here, there... Posts: 838	It takes the cake for bad luck. After everything I've done, I've resigned myself to my mortality. I've made mistakes. Fortunately, I haven't been put into the kind of power where my mistakes could create such a catastrophe. On the other hand, he, carrying that responsibility, should've known better. But, being human, it's hard to always be friggin' perfect. Unfortunately, the man deserves no mercy. Sucks... I'll be him someday. __________________ Behold the Nightmare

01-09-2004, 07:18 AM	#10
Flarecobra Burn. Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Classified Posts: 11,017	It was in Garfield Hights, Ohio. __________________ "Only the fool wishes to go into battle to beat someone for the satisfaction of beating someone." -A Thousand Sons Rules. Read them, know them, love them.