riddles

01-10-2004, 08:57 PM

Would anyone like to hear some riddles? If so read on if not go ahead and leave.

Q: What is it that a dog does lifting a leg, a man standing up, and a women sitting down?

Q: what is it that belongs to you, but others use more then you?

Q: what runs but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, and has a bed but never sleeps?

Q: What walks on four legs in the morning, two legs in the afternoon, and three legs in the evening?

Q: I went into the woods and got it, I sat down to seek it, and I brought it home because I could not find it.

Q: Why did the gryphon cross the rode?

Q: What appears once in every minute, twice in every moment, and never in a year?

Q: What drum beats untouched, but halts when touched?

Q: Why can�t a centaur dance?

Q: Give it food and it will live, give it water and it will die.

Q: what goes through an apple, it points out the way, it fits in a bow, then a target, to stay.

Q: There�s something in my pocket, but there�s nothing in my pocket. What�s in my pocket?

Q: The more you take the more you leave behind.

if you want to answer list your answers in order of the questions and if you want the answers mail me

IHateMakingNames · 01-10-2004, 09:04 PM

A: A dog lifting his leg, a man standing up, and a women sitting down, duh...

A: Something you loan out a lot

A: A guy who likes to run all the time, never talks, and has taken to much DayQuil to go to sleep

A: A dog who walks normally in the morning, begs for treats during the day, then got a leg cut of at night.

A: A bug that you caught, then jumped out of your hands, then jumped on your back and you never noticed.

A: Cause he wanted to or had to

A: Something

A: A self beating drum that is set to stop when touched.

A: Because they don't exist

A: Someone allergic to water.

A: That arrow the guy shot as his kid's head, but missed and hit an apple.

A: Air

A: Eating, your waste deposits

BOOYA

01-10-2004, 09:07 PM

well...... when i expected or wait better word hoped people to answer. 1 I hoped that they would be serious (never happens when i talk to people) 2 expected people not to say phrases liek yo mamma cause the rules aask you not to

IHateMakingNames · 01-10-2004, 09:09 PM

You can't say Yo Momma? Eh...

And I gave answers that work, who cares if they are supposed to be the 'real' answers

01-10-2004, 09:11 PM

A: If ya don't know this then I pity you.

A:...Dunno.

A: A river.

A:...What kind of a question is this???

A:...

A:What is a gryphon?!?

A:The letter 'M'.

A:...

A:...

A:A fire.

A:Ummm...An arrow?

A:...

A: Footsteps.

01-10-2004, 09:23 PM

its a riddle :P its suppose to be confusing thats what kinda questions it is.

oh and ryu you dont have to answer the riddles i just ask if you will but i knew someone would post sarcastic answers of the sorts

Illuminatus · 01-11-2004, 12:53 AM

Q: I know, but apparently I don't

Q:Your time.

Q: A river fool.

Q: It's MAN you illiterate fools! You crawl as a child, walk on two legs as a man, then use a cane in old age.

Q: Dunno.

Q:Cuz it's a Gryphon dammit.

Q:M!!!!!!!!

Q:Your heart.

Q: Good question.

Q:FIRE!!!!

Q: An arrow.

Q: a hole!

Q: Footsteps.

Atronflame · 01-11-2004, 01:41 AM

Q: Go to the bathroom...

Q: Unsure...

Q: A river

Q: A man - First, a baby, then adult, then a man with a cane... Thank god for Shadowgate.

Q: Dont know...

Q: To get to the other side?

Q: The letter M...

Q: A heart...

Q: He has 2 left feet? Nay, I say!

Q: A fire?

Q: An arrow...

Q: A hole.

Q: Footsteps...

Rayinne · 01-11-2004, 02:20 AM

Q: What is it that a dog does lifting a leg, a man standing up, and a women sitting down?
A: Public urination.

Q: what is it that belongs to you, but others use more then you?
A: My CD player.

Q: what runs but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, and has a bed but never sleeps?
A: River.

Q: What walks on four legs in the morning, two legs in the afternoon, and three legs in the evening?
A: Human being.

Q: I went into the woods and got it, I sat down to seek it, and I brought it home because I could not find it.
A: Poison ivy.

Q: Why did the gryphon cross the rode?
A: MZ jacked his Ubercar.

Q: What appears once in every minute, twice in every moment, and never in a year?
A: Letter M.

Q: What drum beats untouched, but halts when touched?
A: Eardrum.

Q: Why can�t a centaur dance?
A: Two left feet.

Q: Give it food and it will live, give it water and it will die.
A: Fire.

Q: what goes through an apple, it points out the way, it fits in a bow, then a target, to stay.
A: Arrow.

Q: There�s something in my pocket, but there�s nothing in my pocket. What�s in my pocket?
A: Air.

Q: The more you take the more you leave behind.
A: Footsteps.

01-11-2004, 09:01 AM

ok whatever all the questions have been answered correctly except oh wait make that 4 which are

Q: What is it that a dog does lifting a leg, a man standing up, and a women sitting down?

Q: What is it that belongs to you, but others use more then you?

Q: I went into the woods and got it, I sat down to seek it, and I brought it home because I could not find it.

Q: Why did the gryhpon cross the road?

01-10-2004, 08:57 PM	#1
trage Guest Posts: n/a	riddles Would anyone like to hear some riddles? If so read on if not go ahead and leave. Q: What is it that a dog does lifting a leg, a man standing up, and a women sitting down? Q: what is it that belongs to you, but others use more then you? Q: what runs but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, and has a bed but never sleeps? Q: What walks on four legs in the morning, two legs in the afternoon, and three legs in the evening? Q: I went into the woods and got it, I sat down to seek it, and I brought it home because I could not find it. Q: Why did the gryphon cross the rode? Q: What appears once in every minute, twice in every moment, and never in a year? Q: What drum beats untouched, but halts when touched? Q: Why can�t a centaur dance? Q: Give it food and it will live, give it water and it will die. Q: what goes through an apple, it points out the way, it fits in a bow, then a target, to stay. Q: There�s something in my pocket, but there�s nothing in my pocket. What�s in my pocket? Q: The more you take the more you leave behind. if you want to answer list your answers in order of the questions and if you want the answers mail me Last edited by trage; 01-11-2004 at 01:01 PM.

01-10-2004, 09:04 PM	#2
IHateMakingNames Awwwwh Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 12,119	A: A dog lifting his leg, a man standing up, and a women sitting down, duh... A: Something you loan out a lot A: A guy who likes to run all the time, never talks, and has taken to much DayQuil to go to sleep A: A dog who walks normally in the morning, begs for treats during the day, then got a leg cut of at night. A: A bug that you caught, then jumped out of your hands, then jumped on your back and you never noticed. A: Cause he wanted to or had to A: Something A: A self beating drum that is set to stop when touched. A: Because they don't exist A: Someone allergic to water. A: That arrow the guy shot as his kid's head, but missed and hit an apple. A: Air A: Eating, your waste deposits BOOYA __________________ "If I'm reincarnated, I want to be Musashi again!" - Musashi, Brave Fencer Musashi Last edited by IHateMakingNames; 01-10-2004 at 09:08 PM.

01-10-2004, 09:07 PM	#3
trage Guest Posts: n/a	well...... when i expected or wait better word hoped people to answer. 1 I hoped that they would be serious (never happens when i talk to people) 2 expected people not to say phrases liek yo mamma cause the rules aask you not to Last edited by trage; 01-10-2004 at 09:09 PM.

01-10-2004, 09:09 PM	#4
IHateMakingNames Awwwwh Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 12,119	You can't say Yo Momma? Eh... And I gave answers that work, who cares if they are supposed to be the 'real' answers __________________ "If I'm reincarnated, I want to be Musashi again!" - Musashi, Brave Fencer Musashi

01-11-2004, 12:53 AM	#7
Illuminatus The Dread Pirate Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the wild things are Posts: 1,310	Q: I know, but apparently I don't Q:Your time. Q: A river fool. Q: It's MAN you illiterate fools! You crawl as a child, walk on two legs as a man, then use a cane in old age. Q: Dunno. Q:Cuz it's a Gryphon dammit. Q:M!!!!!!!! Q:Your heart. Q: Good question. Q:FIRE!!!! Q: An arrow. Q: a hole! Q: Footsteps. __________________ Man, n. An animal so lost in rapturous contemplation of what he thinks he is as to overlook what he indubitably ought to be. His chief occupation is the extermination of other animals and his own species, which, however, multiplies with such insistent rapidity as to infest the whole habitable earth and Canada. -Ambrose Bierce's Devil's Dictionary

01-10-2004, 09:11 PM	#5
Biran Guest Posts: n/a	A: If ya don't know this then I pity you. A:...Dunno. A: A river. A:...What kind of a question is this??? A:... A:What is a gryphon?!? A:The letter 'M'. A:... A:... A:A fire. A:Ummm...An arrow? A:... A: Footsteps.

01-10-2004, 09:23 PM	#6
trage Guest Posts: n/a	its a riddle :P its suppose to be confusing thats what kinda questions it is. oh and ryu you dont have to answer the riddles i just ask if you will but i knew someone would post sarcastic answers of the sorts

01-11-2004, 01:41 AM	#8
Atronflame Addicted to NWN Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Somewhere. Posts: 652	Q: Go to the bathroom... Q: Unsure... Q: A river Q: A man - First, a baby, then adult, then a man with a cane... Thank god for Shadowgate. Q: Dont know... Q: To get to the other side? Q: The letter M... Q: A heart... Q: He has 2 left feet? Nay, I say! Q: A fire? Q: An arrow... Q: A hole. Q: Footsteps... __________________ Havent been here in a long long long long long time.

01-11-2004, 02:20 AM	#9
Rayinne Electromancer/Cleric Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: I have a location? News to me. Posts: 344	Q: What is it that a dog does lifting a leg, a man standing up, and a women sitting down? A: Public urination. Q: what is it that belongs to you, but others use more then you? A: My CD player. Q: what runs but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, and has a bed but never sleeps? A: River. Q: What walks on four legs in the morning, two legs in the afternoon, and three legs in the evening? A: Human being. Q: I went into the woods and got it, I sat down to seek it, and I brought it home because I could not find it. A: Poison ivy. Q: Why did the gryphon cross the rode? A: MZ jacked his Ubercar. Q: What appears once in every minute, twice in every moment, and never in a year? A: Letter M. Q: What drum beats untouched, but halts when touched? A: Eardrum. Q: Why can�t a centaur dance? A: Two left feet. Q: Give it food and it will live, give it water and it will die. A: Fire. Q: what goes through an apple, it points out the way, it fits in a bow, then a target, to stay. A: Arrow. Q: There�s something in my pocket, but there�s nothing in my pocket. What�s in my pocket? A: Air. Q: The more you take the more you leave behind. A: Footsteps. __________________ Digital Schizophrenia - wherein I reveal vague bits of information about myself Project Cornelia status - Elves need better resource distribution! Rep is irrelevant. Your post will be assimilated.

01-11-2004, 09:01 AM	#10
trage Guest Posts: n/a	ok whatever all the questions have been answered correctly except oh wait make that 4 which are Q: What is it that a dog does lifting a leg, a man standing up, and a women sitting down? Q: What is it that belongs to you, but others use more then you? Q: I went into the woods and got it, I sat down to seek it, and I brought it home because I could not find it. Q: Why did the gryhpon cross the road? Last edited by trage; 01-11-2004 at 09:05 AM.