Fantasy army league (like football) join in!

All Right if i am not overstepping myself now i never will. I am attempting something unheard of (I think) in Forum RP. ANYONE IS IN. but you need to be descriptive. This is going to be war. no holds bar all uncensored ready to go and in your face. The premise is simple You tell me what your army is your navy and your airforce and aw why not space fleet. (NO DEATH STARS OR SUNCRUSHERS THATS UNFAIR) Basically everyone will get a go at someone in the match up of the week. then after a grueling and decisive processess and throwing in the players strategies (these can be any strategies) I and a highly skilled team (lab test monkies) will reinact the battle to your wishes using highly advanced equipment (minitures and paper footballs) then post the unbiased (bribes help) results and how the battle tuned out. At the end of all this the most winning team at the end of all twelve rounds will get to take on MY ARMY in the the thirteenth round and winner is undisputed Exhalted Champion of Stategey (if I lose it goes to the guy who one most.) The way to win is by points (which will be displayed after i get enough people.) The match-ups will be displayed then you are to post your strategey or if you fell PM or if you still feel unsafe incrypt (with some sort of code told to me.) In all I just need an even number of generals admirals commandonts whatever to sign up just tell me what your army navy airforce and space fleet consists of. actually scratch the air force (unless of course its requested enough.) EXODUS WANTS YOU FOR FANTASY ARMY LEAGUE!!! Also anyone who wants to help out in ways feel free to submithelp it will be recognized and who knows maybe you'll get to be the one putting in the strategies for my flagship space fleet (oh meciful sweet Magneto please give me a cunning strategist if this hapens) or maybe youll get an award named after you or something (more on those later) until then SIGN UP!!!!

[Squishy Cheeks]

ok how does this work?

[Forever Zero]

Indeed, what prevents someone from saying, "I use a modern army of tanks and soldiers", then the next guy saying, "Oh yeah? Well my army is 30 story mechs that smash your army!" and then the NEXT guy from saying, "Well my army is 60 story mechs that smash your 30 story mechs, muahaha!" There needs to be some more specific guidelines...

Alright first after the people haave told me there armies (what there made up of what they do etc) then the day for battle comes then they say what they as a general or whatever order as the strategy for there army to do this is all or nothing so i suggest studying your enemy. Now i know this doesn't encompass much nut me and my crew of acolytes will then using a combanation of Yahoo messenger D-20 randomizers systems and live camera stuff will simulate a battle between the two armies scedualed to clash. then when a person has clearly had victory that will not end it because that does not always mean victory so half time reports will be posted then they get to order there troops at half time specifically what to do to make the battle go better. who ever is the clear victor gets the win. during the "season" we will keep track of this like football (so even if you lose one battle does not mean its the end of the war) for 12 rounds. who ever has the most wins gets to go up agains tmy army at the end. And since you posted first JADGuy I will (if you want) put you up for cheif strategiest for my army(yet to be named) Any other questions and I will be happy to answer them.

[Rhuhael]

Ok I'm going to have a highly futuristic army. I don't really want to disclose it all here unless nessecsary. Basically there will be a space core fleet that then created a large number of genetically engineered creatures along with technology used to enhance them. They range from lumbering titans used to break lines to incredibly small spies. However they do have several weaknesses being creations of such science which vary from unit to unit.

I don't have a complete unit list and as soon as I do I'll hand it over to you Exodus.

[IHateMakingNames]

I will have an army of kittens. Cute little kittens. Who can kill a bunch of cute little kittens, with yarn?

[Forever Zero]

Originally Posted by IHateMakingNames

I will have an army of kittens. Cute little kittens. Who can kill a bunch of cute little kittens, with yarn?

... I'm speechless...

I'll PM you my army later.

Forever Zero JADGuy i want you two to be my chief millitary advisers for the way you think. As for size limitations i am going to say this. Salary Cap. Ahem Here is how the army cookie crumbles all armies may only have 10,000 units and they are as follows
50% main army must consist of Soldiers of a race to be defined but cannot be invisible undead or infalibale in anyway, they may consist of anything that fits within those guid lines additional note no soldier may be over ten feet tall by ten wide.
25% Calvary and artilary this includes jeeps humvees spec vehicals tanks mechs etc they have a max size of 30 by 30 feet. they may not be made out of adimantium or any other indestructable alloy and may not have shields that last for over ten shots and may not be invisible
10% Medics Engineers Commandos and other Spec ops personal units. may be invisible until they fire or preform specific function and also apply to the other soldier rule.
10% Air Cav (EX AIRFORCE) helicopters jets etc. No nuclear capabilities may not fly faster than mach 5 cannot use Specialized weaponry besides that specific to vehicle type (sorry guys no death lazers) Only 1% may be invisible and standard vehicle rules apply to this.
5% Outsized vehicals and buildings. May not move more thatn 5mph and may be any size up to 100ft by 100ft. may carry any weapon not deemed unusable by the soon to be posted weapons and arms guide. more on buildings later.
I hope that solves SOME problems. <pants heavy from massive typing>

Wow kittens huh alright I am going to have to work on this. sorry no army of cats but good try. hmmm i think your on to something

[Forever Zero]

In all honesty, if you use some very bizarre reasoning, he could make it an army of kittens with military training, and weapons built for their specific size and... paws. I imagine this as the most bizarre army ever devised, but it would be a riot to imagine...