Calvinball: Round 2

Bob The Mercenary · 03-25-2004, 11:29 AM

With everyone still recovering from the last round, the universe has been completely reset. The calvinball rests in the center of the "field".

ooc: Sorry, I just had to continue this

Hunter_Shu · 03-25-2004, 11:44 AM

OOC: Is this open to anyone?

Bob The Mercenary · 03-25-2004, 03:00 PM

Yep, I should have added "join-in" to the title like the other one.

darkt0aster · 03-25-2004, 05:53 PM

A large hand reaches down to the cloud and points at a spot on the field.
and...BAMF! (i love that word)
a small cloud of smoke suddenly appears and slowly clears to reveal....

a toaster (dramatic chords play in the background)

It looks around and spies the ball.
Cool!
The toaster then hopps over to the idle ball and stuffs it down one of the slots then proceeds to hop away, it's electrical cord and a stench of burning calvinball tail behind it.

score
toaster - Murphy
others - easter

Bob The Mercenary · 03-25-2004, 07:31 PM

Bob catches the rampid kitchen appliance and tosses it in a tub of water, killing millions of fish instantly. Bob takes the calvinball and runs.

Score:
Me: oogy
Others: boogy

Squishy Cheeks · 03-25-2004, 07:36 PM

Jadguy pops out and halts the ball grabber? "Are you in the question zone? If so do you only have to speak in questions?" While bob ponders these things Jad takes the ball?

Hunter_Shu · 03-25-2004, 08:26 PM

A ninja appears amidst a cloud of smoke....
Only the smoke is neon yellow...
And the ninja is sputtering....
"God damn smoke bomb.... Now then, to get the ball"
As Jadguy grabs the ball, Shu says "Wait! Before you can touch the ball while it's in the question zone, you must answer a question: What am I going to ask?"
As Jadguy ponders this new development, Shu ninja-grabs the ball and says "Nothing!"

Me: Mindy
Others: Mork

Bob The Mercenary · 03-25-2004, 09:32 PM

Bob trips Shu and slits his throat, producing yet more sputtering. "Did you like that?" Bob steals the dropped ball and runs into a grassy field covered with tall grain.

slightly aboveaverage man · 03-25-2004, 09:44 PM

SAAM, seeing the rampage that Kofi Anan goes into, imediately grabs his right leg, and yells "the badger has returnethed!" then falls on his side, and some how shimmies around the entire arena several times in only a few seconds. seeing this, kofi Anan imediately has a seizure and dies.

As Jadarendir sees this, his now healed Shlong of Mass destruction becomes a Shlong of Ass destruction! (which means he's turned quite flaming) and proceeds to hump the stump.

the 'Badger causes all of those who are fighting over the Calvinball to be sucked into the 49th parallel. all combatants are now on the US/Canada boarder

Hunter_Shu · 03-25-2004, 10:27 PM

Shu magically recovers from his grevious wound and shouts "All people on Canadian soil have to sing the G.R.O.S.S. theme, then find the bonus box."
**Sees that he's on Canada...**
"Ahh, crap."

03-25-2004, 11:29 AM	#1
Bob The Mercenary Bob Dole Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Bob Dole Posts: 5,606	Calvinball: Round 2 With everyone still recovering from the last round, the universe has been completely reset. The calvinball rests in the center of the "field". ooc: Sorry, I just had to continue this __________________ Bob Dole

03-25-2004, 11:44 AM	#2
Hunter_Shu Fenrir Knight Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Arctica Castle Posts: 150	OOC: Is this open to anyone? __________________ "From now on, I will not bother arguing with the fools I meet. I will simply wave my paw and say 'Bah' to them."-Dogbert "Gai-no-super-greattu-hisatsuwaza! Gai! Super! Upper!"-Gai Daigoji Proud (And possibly only) fan of Record of Lodoss War.

03-25-2004, 03:00 PM	#3
Bob The Mercenary Bob Dole Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Bob Dole Posts: 5,606	Yep, I should have added "join-in" to the title like the other one. __________________ Bob Dole

03-25-2004, 05:53 PM	#4
darkt0aster Toastdoken! Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: The middle of everywhere and nowhere at the same time: Rolla, MO Posts: 768	A large hand reaches down to the cloud and points at a spot on the field. and...BAMF! (i love that word) a small cloud of smoke suddenly appears and slowly clears to reveal.... a toaster (dramatic chords play in the background) It looks around and spies the ball. Cool! The toaster then hopps over to the idle ball and stuffs it down one of the slots then proceeds to hop away, it's electrical cord and a stench of burning calvinball tail behind it. score toaster - Murphy others - easter __________________ Fun Jack Thompson Links: His website: http://www.stopkill.com (good for a few laughs). Hie e-mail: jackpeace@comcast.net (good luck!) His phone number: 305-666-4366 (I'm wondering about that middle bit :bmage: ) A comparison between Jack and a sane human being (Tim Buckley of Ctrl+Alt+Del). An odd e-mail exchange between him and Scott of VGcats. Apparently, he has a history of insanity. Last edited by darkt0aster; 03-25-2004 at 06:02 PM.

03-25-2004, 07:31 PM	#5
Bob The Mercenary Bob Dole Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Bob Dole Posts: 5,606	Bob catches the rampid kitchen appliance and tosses it in a tub of water, killing millions of fish instantly. Bob takes the calvinball and runs. Score: Me: oogy Others: boogy __________________ Bob Dole

03-25-2004, 08:26 PM	#7
Hunter_Shu Fenrir Knight Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Arctica Castle Posts: 150	A ninja appears amidst a cloud of smoke.... Only the smoke is neon yellow... And the ninja is sputtering.... "God damn smoke bomb.... Now then, to get the ball" As Jadguy grabs the ball, Shu says "Wait! Before you can touch the ball while it's in the question zone, you must answer a question: What am I going to ask?" As Jadguy ponders this new development, Shu ninja-grabs the ball and says "Nothing!" Me: Mindy Others: Mork __________________ "From now on, I will not bother arguing with the fools I meet. I will simply wave my paw and say 'Bah' to them."-Dogbert "Gai-no-super-greattu-hisatsuwaza! Gai! Super! Upper!"-Gai Daigoji Proud (And possibly only) fan of Record of Lodoss War.

03-25-2004, 09:32 PM	#8
Bob The Mercenary Bob Dole Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Bob Dole Posts: 5,606	Bob trips Shu and slits his throat, producing yet more sputtering. "Did you like that?" Bob steals the dropped ball and runs into a grassy field covered with tall grain. __________________ Bob Dole

03-25-2004, 09:44 PM	#9
slightly aboveaverage man Trudeau Maniac Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Cyberspace Posts: 4,253	SAAM, seeing the rampage that Kofi Anan goes into, imediately grabs his right leg, and yells "the badger has returnethed!" then falls on his side, and some how shimmies around the entire arena several times in only a few seconds. seeing this, kofi Anan imediately has a seizure and dies. As Jadarendir sees this, his now healed Shlong of Mass destruction becomes a Shlong of Ass destruction! (which means he's turned quite flaming) and proceeds to hump the stump. the 'Badger causes all of those who are fighting over the Calvinball to be sucked into the 49th parallel. all combatants are now on the US/Canada boarder __________________ Comics! Coffee! Videos! All at WWW.Ultima-Java.com If you're not there you'd better be dead, or in jail! And if you're in jail... BREAK OUT! Visit this Sunday SUNDAY Sunday and saturday.

03-25-2004, 10:27 PM	#10
Hunter_Shu Fenrir Knight Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Arctica Castle Posts: 150	Shu magically recovers from his grevious wound and shouts "All people on Canadian soil have to sing the G.R.O.S.S. theme, then find the bonus box." Sees that he's on Canada... "Ahh, crap." __________________ "From now on, I will not bother arguing with the fools I meet. I will simply wave my paw and say 'Bah' to them."-Dogbert "Gai-no-super-greattu-hisatsuwaza! Gai! Super! Upper!"-Gai Daigoji Proud (And possibly only) fan of Record of Lodoss War.