That Movie Is Totally Not so Bad That It Physically Hurts You

Mr.Bookworm · 05-29-2008, 02:18 PM

I need to get this off my chest:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hawk

Silence of the Lambs

Blade Runner

Airplane and Naked Gun

I mean what the hell man?

EDIT: By the above, I'm actually asking for a question. I'm really confused how someone could consider all of those movies, which are either "great" or "sheer awesome", bad.

Bells · 05-29-2008, 02:23 PM

Everything from the Olsen twins

DOG movies that arent K-9

Denis the menace

Most of the american horror films made from Japanese horror films (the eye? yeah...)

Yrcrazypa · 05-29-2008, 02:31 PM

2001 A Space Odyssey

I win the thread.

Mr.Bookworm · 05-29-2008, 02:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Yrcrazypa

2001 A Space Odyssey

I win the thread.

2001, while not amazing, was pretty decent.

The only movie I have ever just walked out of the theatre on because I just couldn't watch it is Eragon.

Mike McC · 05-29-2008, 02:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hawk

Silence of the Lambs; I got 40 minutes through this, realised nothing had happened yet and turned it off before my brain died. Probably the least gripping film ever.

Go back, and finish watching it before you even dare set foot in the vicinity of this forum again.

Seriously.

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Originally Posted by Hawk

In fact this applies to all parody type movies, such as Airplane and Naked Gun, because they are all dreadful and completely unfunny.

So you're just against being happy and enjoying yourself, aren't you? I shall keep calling you Mr. Bitterness.

Anyway there is another movie I can't stand to watch, from horrible plot, horrible acting, and characters I couldn't give a fuck about.

I call it Attack of the Clones.

Mirai Gen · 05-29-2008, 02:40 PM

Can we have a moratorium on 'winning' the thread? It seems like everyone's claiming they have with each post.

After my rant on Batman and Robin I'd also like to go for Invincible, this awful TBS movie. I know I could have just said "TBS movie" and you'd have gotten the idea but this one was beyond bad.

It's like, five martial artists from different schools are told, hey, they need to save the world. They then spend the entire movie explaining that they need to fight their enemy, but that they need to LOVE HIM, because LOVE IS YOUR SHIELD AND SWORD and other Happy Hugz Tiem morals.

So they go through this big fight scene with five equally unnamed henchmen before pulling out their Magical Crystal Balls and obliterating them with Power Rangers-esque "FINISH HIM" sort of moment, then they all run in and their mentor is fighting the dude off and they all yell "LOVE YOUR ENEMY!" And then the mentor that told them that thinks really hard about how much he loves his enemy and then there's a white burst of energy and the movie's over.

There's stuff that was awful about this movie I don't think I was able to convey, like the 'dream sequence' where they spend the entire three-minute scene with this loud chant of "LOVE IS YOUR SHIELD AND SWORD".

Damn that movie sucked so hard.

TopHatAssassin · 05-29-2008, 03:06 PM

Frozen Impact. A man has to bring a liver to the town hospital so that his son can get a transplant and live, but he and his daughter (who's along for the ride) are constantly assaulted by killer hail the size of baseballs.

I don't see the problem with Batman and Robin. I mean sure, it was pretty terrible. But it had Arnold and that Silverstone woman in a skintight Batsuit. If anything, Arnold made that movie because he's so goddamn GAR.

Bells · 05-29-2008, 03:06 PM

Steven Seagal Movies Are Bad!

Nuff'said!

BB Rodriguez · 05-29-2008, 03:15 PM

Why are these movies being talked about in a thread for movies that are NOT so bad that they hurt you... most of those sound pretty painful.

Mike McC · 05-29-2008, 03:30 PM

Because it was named so similairly to the last thread that everyone assumed that it was a continuation of it.

05-29-2008, 02:23 PM	#2
Bells That's so PC of you Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: In a Server-sided Dimension where time is meaningless Posts: 10,490	Everything from the Olsen twins DOG movies that arent K-9 Denis the menace Most of the american horror films made from Japanese horror films (the eye? yeah...) __________________ *BELLS STORE : Clothes! You wear* them! Free US Shipping Subscription System? WTF?! Zazzle Black!**

05-29-2008, 02:31 PM	#3
Yrcrazypa Not your babies daddy Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 491	2001 A Space Odyssey I win the thread. __________________ Killer of threads.

05-29-2008, 02:40 PM	#6
Mirai Gen We are Geth. Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 14,032	Can we have a moratorium on 'winning' the thread? It seems like everyone's claiming they have with each post. After my rant on Batman and Robin I'd also like to go for Invincible, this awful TBS movie. I know I could have just said "TBS movie" and you'd have gotten the idea but this one was beyond bad. It's like, five martial artists from different schools are told, hey, they need to save the world. They then spend the entire movie explaining that they need to fight their enemy, but that they need to LOVE HIM, because LOVE IS YOUR SHIELD AND SWORD and other Happy Hugz Tiem morals. So they go through this big fight scene with five equally unnamed henchmen before pulling out their Magical Crystal Balls and obliterating them with Power Rangers-esque "FINISH HIM" sort of moment, then they all run in and their mentor is fighting the dude off and they all yell "LOVE YOUR ENEMY!" And then the mentor that told them that thinks really hard about how much he loves his enemy and then there's a white burst of energy and the movie's over. There's stuff that was awful about this movie I don't think I was able to convey, like the 'dream sequence' where they spend the entire three-minute scene with this loud chant of "LOVE IS YOUR SHIELD AND SWORD". Damn that movie sucked so hard. __________________

05-29-2008, 03:06 PM	#7
TopHatAssassin Like a millionaire Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Canada Posts: 637	Frozen Impact. A man has to bring a liver to the town hospital so that his son can get a transplant and live, but he and his daughter (who's along for the ride) are constantly assaulted by killer hail the size of baseballs. I don't see the problem with Batman and Robin. I mean sure, it was pretty terrible. But it had Arnold and that Silverstone woman in a skintight Batsuit. If anything, Arnold made that movie because he's so goddamn GAR. __________________ Aye, num nums indeed.

05-29-2008, 03:06 PM	#8
Bells That's so PC of you Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: In a Server-sided Dimension where time is meaningless Posts: 10,490	Steven Seagal Movies Are Bad! Nuff'said! __________________ *BELLS STORE : Clothes! You wear* them! Free US Shipping Subscription System? WTF?! Zazzle Black!**

05-29-2008, 03:15 PM	#9
BB Rodriguez El Zilcho Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 6	Why are these movies being talked about in a thread for movies that are NOT so bad that they hurt you... most of those sound pretty painful. __________________ Gravitational mass is identical to inertial mass. That is, the mount of inertia something has and the amount of gravity it has are effectively the same. What's interesting is that there doesn't seem to be any reason this should be true. One could imagine an extremely large object with lots of resistance to force and no gravity (or vice versa) but this is never observed. You know what? I'm just gonna skip the rest of the buildup and say it: Yo mama's fat.

05-29-2008, 03:30 PM	#10
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