Ridiculous new Bayonetta trailer is Ridiculous

Bells · 04-10-2009, 01:33 PM

It's really Ridiculous

Here is the rundown:

Bodyslam a Dragon
Shapeshifting
Joe Pesci
A "National Treasure" type of plot
Summoning torture Gear
Summoning Huge Chess Pieces (apparently)
European witches

I guess that sums the trailer up quite nicely...

Regulus Tera · 04-10-2009, 01:47 PM

I'm sorry, but after watching that I cannot help be more excited by the fact that this is slowly turning into God Handesque camp.

Fifthfiend · 04-10-2009, 02:07 PM

That actually looked pretty bitchin'.

Still not sure if I can get past the costume made of hair cause, you know, ew.

But still.

pochercoaster · 04-10-2009, 02:10 PM

That was terrible. >_O My brain hurts.

synkr0nized · 04-10-2009, 02:23 PM

Hey no really let's cut it out with these horrible thread titles.

Krylo · 04-10-2009, 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fifthfiend

That actually looked pretty bitchin'.

Still not sure if I can get past the costume made of hair cause, you know, ew.

This, except also heel guns.

Kim · 04-10-2009, 03:25 PM

I liked it. It doesn't seem to be taking itself seriously, as it shouldn't be, and as long as it controls well, I see no reason why it shouldn't, it should be an amazing game. Although it will probably be a game you'd be embarrassed to play in front of your friends, cuz, ya know, naked chick.

Ryong · 04-10-2009, 03:34 PM

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Originally Posted by NonCon

I liked it. It doesn't seem to be taking itself seriously, as it shouldn't be, and as long as it controls well, I see no reason why it shouldn't, it should be an amazing game. Although it will probably be a game you'd be embarrassed to play in front of your friends, cuz, ya know, naked chick.

Godhand had you fight power rangers-esque midgets. It also had a lot of hard gay characters. This seems to be turning into a new Godhand...And that's far from being bad.

Kim · 04-10-2009, 03:35 PM

Yeah, God Hand was simply amazing. One of the best brawlers of all time, so far as I'm concerned. I just hope Bayonetta is as hard as God Hand.

Bells · 04-10-2009, 03:43 PM

i still get a huge Bullet Witch + Bloodrayne vibe out of this.

It still can be a good game... i mean, c'mon... it's a Devil May Cry clone. Anyone who liked Devil May Cry is likely to love this for the same reasons. Just the graphical coating is different ...and insane

04-10-2009, 01:33 PM	#1
Bells That's so PC of you Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: In a Server-sided Dimension where time is meaningless Posts: 10,490	Ridiculous new Bayonetta trailer is Ridiculous It's really Ridiculous Here is the rundown: Bodyslam a Dragon Shapeshifting Joe Pesci A "National Treasure" type of plot Summoning torture Gear Summoning Huge Chess Pieces (apparently) European witches I guess that sums the trailer up quite nicely... __________________ *BELLS STORE : Clothes! You wear* them! Free US Shipping Subscription System? WTF?! Zazzle Black!**

04-10-2009, 02:07 PM	#3
Fifthfiend for all seasons Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 19,409	That actually looked pretty bitchin'. Still not sure if I can get past the costume made of hair cause, you know, ew. But still. __________________ check out my buttspresso

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synkr0nized synk-ism Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: throughout the Wired Posts: 6,857	It's gotten stale and is stupid. Hey no really let's cut it out with these horrible thread titles. __________________ Find love.

04-10-2009, 03:25 PM	#7
Kim adorable Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 12,950	I liked it. It doesn't seem to be taking itself seriously, as it shouldn't be, and as long as it controls well, I see no reason why it shouldn't, it should be an amazing game. Although it will probably be a game you'd be embarrassed to play in front of your friends, cuz, ya know, naked chick. __________________ this post is about how to successfully H the Kimmy

04-10-2009, 03:35 PM	#9
Kim adorable Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 12,950	Yeah, God Hand was simply amazing. One of the best brawlers of all time, so far as I'm concerned. I just hope Bayonetta is as hard as God Hand. __________________ this post is about how to successfully H the Kimmy

04-10-2009, 01:47 PM	#2
Regulus Tera lol i dont even know Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 7,271	I'm sorry, but after watching that I cannot help be more excited by the fact that this is slowly turning into God Handesque camp.

04-10-2009, 02:10 PM	#4
pochercoaster rollerpocher tycoon Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 1,808	That was terrible. >_O My brain hurts.

04-10-2009, 03:43 PM	#10
Bells That's so PC of you Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: In a Server-sided Dimension where time is meaningless Posts: 10,490	i still get a huge Bullet Witch + Bloodrayne vibe out of this. It still can be a good game... i mean, c'mon... it's a Devil May Cry clone. Anyone who liked Devil May Cry is likely to love this for the same reasons. Just the graphical coating is different ...and insane __________________ *BELLS STORE : Clothes! You wear* them! Free US Shipping Subscription System? WTF?! Zazzle Black!**