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Unread 04-07-2004, 08:10 AM   #91
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SAAM then threw his shoe at the Evil Calvinball, shattering it.

"and now...

WE DANCE!!!!"

All the SAAMs at that time start doing the badger, sending the Bob2 clones into seizures.
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And then Jadarendir called upon a million jets to dump napalm upon the seizuring Bob2s.

And it was good.
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Seeing the dead seizure Bob2's, The Hurricane soars away.

"My job is done here! Away!"

with that he takes to the skies and searches for new villains to defeat.
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He was then struck in the head by a flying, rolled, losing tim horton's cup.

"Stupid piece of crap!" Danu yelled.
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SAAM then realized something:

"with the calvinball gone, does this thread have a point anymore?"
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With the army of Bob #2s being fought and a new calvinball being forged in the other dimension, Bob #1 stood facing Bob #2.

"The only way to bring this world back to the way it was would be to defeat me, but we know that can't happen...that won't happen." Bob #2 took a step forward. "Ever since the beginning I thought this would work out, you and me, but I was proven wrong when it was found that we have slightly different perspectives on what should become of this...world...filth that it's come to. You understand why it all must go, don't you?"

Bob #1 finally spoke. "And the only way I can stop you from doing this?"

"Give me the calvinball."

"It's already been destroyed."

"Then I must destroy you."

The Bobs lunged at each other, tearing down the street until their fists connected with each other's faces. They both flew back from the blasts, but then quickly regained their balance and launched into a flurry of stunning Ju Jitsu moves and Kung Fu stances. Throw after throw and block after block, the men seemed to hold firm.

Bob threw a devastating right hook, but it was countered by #2 as he caught him by the wrist and flung him into the facade of a nearby building. #1 lay on the ground and delivered more kicks to #2s torso as he struggled to get up. More fighting persisted until it was becoming desperate.

Bob #2 began to hover, then flew up into the night sky. Bob #1 soon followed to take part in an aerial battle.
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Unread 04-07-2004, 09:51 AM   #97
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Meanwhile, with havoc running about him, TD grins a evil grin. "With that Hurricane idiot gone and Danu in BC, the game is mine!" He grows 999 kilometers into the air and his giant feet squash company after company of Bob #2's. He bat's aside SAAM and Jara with hiis hand and conjures a huge fireball at them. The size of the ball....planets would be jealous of. He picks up the two Calvinballs and forges them into one. He then eats the Calvinball and flies off into distant space.
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Apparently continued in Calvinball VII.
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