Pok�mon Umbral Discussion 8: I'll Guard Her Voir! Wait, That Makes No Sense... - Page 10

DanteFalcon · 04-05-2010, 08:49 PM

I'm just gonna wait till she gets a new weapon and the shotgun suddenly flies out and smacks someone then.

Dracorion · 04-05-2010, 08:57 PM

How the hell did this go from TiranniPierce to MS Paint adventures?

Wait, damnit! I should not be reminding you people of that. FORGET I SAID ANYTHING.

Anyway. I wouldn't describe Pierce's relationship with his pokemon as love. Think of it as a really deep friendship. Kind of like Silver Age Superman and Batman, except less "chumsie".

And he totally does not only go for the big manly ones! There's Aria, Skarmory and Kingdra to prove that he doesn't. Plus Starmie is pretty meh.

DAMNIT!

Geminex · 04-05-2010, 09:25 PM

Quote:

Think of it as a really deep friendship

Except for, y'know, Metagross.
"Blow yourself up!"
No, not again master. It... it hurts... it hurts!
"Use Explosion!"

Dracorion · 04-05-2010, 09:47 PM

Hey! Pierce only ever does that once, only when absolutely necessary (as in, staring down a badass Ruin General) and he usually revives it right after (which he did).

It was Metagross' idea to blow itself up again. Pierce didn't like it. Not one bit. But it's a smart sunnuvabitch.

Geminex · 04-06-2010, 02:21 AM

To dantefalcon: I think you can paradigm shift and act in the same turn. Seems underpowered, otherwise.

Astral Harmony · 04-06-2010, 02:30 AM

Impact, you should probably be careful before this becomes a running gag. If we keep mentioning Metagross it's going to become Pierce's only method of solving all of life's problems. It'll be like those WTF Boom montages.

Geminex · 04-06-2010, 02:46 AM

There totally needs to be an enemy trainer who only uses electrode, and the only move they know is explode. And then he manages to defeat us.

Astral Harmony · 04-06-2010, 03:36 AM

That's not ridiculous enough. Now, coming under attack by a bunch of suicide Electrode Pok�brids is a little more interesting. Just a lotta muscley guys in loincloths with Electrode heads who rush at their target, shout "What the fuck-BOOOM!!", and use Explosion.

There, that's the Pok�mon Umbral level of ridiculousness we've come to know and love. Too much fanservice, too many freaks, and too many things that leave you wondering why the hell Honmyr hasn't spontaneously detonated out of sheer absurdity.

Geminex · 04-06-2010, 03:39 AM

Homnyr! Once a proud nation, now corrupt, decadent, silly. Vote Impact for president to restory it to glory!

Astral Harmony · 04-06-2010, 03:59 AM

"Restory it to glory?" What a brilliant type-o!

Ah, and I should make some things clear: Geminex is right. Pok�brids can Paradigm Shift and attack in the same round. Other things to remember is that moves that would normally have warmups or cooldowns (Solar Beam, Hyper Beam, and other stuff) can be done in one turn. Other moves have their negative effects removed as well, like there's no defensive debuffs for using Close Combat, there's no rebound damage for moves like Head Smash, you won't fall asleep for using Rest, etc. etc. Got questions about it? Ask here. Easy, no?

Oh, and I should also mention that the kamikaze loincloth-wearing bodybuilding Electrode Pok�brids will be yodeling all the way up until what they say as they explode. It's an important warning sign that someone may be sprinting towards you that you don't want anywhere near you.

04-05-2010, 08:57 PM	#92
Dracorion Moves Like Jagger, Kupo! Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: To the south, a little to the left... Or to the right. Posts: 4,910	How the hell did this go from TiranniPierce to MS Paint adventures? Wait, damnit! I should not be reminding you people of that. FORGET I SAID ANYTHING. Anyway. I wouldn't describe Pierce's relationship with his pokemon as love. Think of it as a really deep friendship. Kind of like Silver Age Superman and Batman, except less "chumsie". And he totally does not only go for the big manly ones! There's Aria, Skarmory and Kingdra to prove that he doesn't. Plus Starmie is pretty meh. DAMNIT! __________________ Dracorion's dumbass color is Royal Blue. If you see that color, you better run the fuck away.

04-05-2010, 09:47 PM	#94
Dracorion Moves Like Jagger, Kupo! Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: To the south, a little to the left... Or to the right. Posts: 4,910	Hey! Pierce only ever does that once, only when absolutely necessary (as in, staring down a badass Ruin General) and he usually revives it right after (which he did). It was Metagross' idea to blow itself up again. Pierce didn't like it. Not one bit. But it's a smart sunnuvabitch. __________________ Dracorion's dumbass color is Royal Blue. If you see that color, you better run the fuck away.

04-05-2010, 08:49 PM	#91
DanteFalcon Birdy Bard Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Japanland Posts: 501	I'm just gonna wait till she gets a new weapon and the shotgun suddenly flies out and smacks someone then.

04-06-2010, 02:21 AM	#95
Geminex SOM3WH3R3 Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 4,606	To dantefalcon: I think you can paradigm shift and act in the same turn. Seems underpowered, otherwise.

04-06-2010, 02:30 AM	#96
Astral Harmony Don't Hate Me 'Cause I'm Moe Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Harmonial Sanctum Posts: 6,798	Impact, you should probably be careful before this becomes a running gag. If we keep mentioning Metagross it's going to become Pierce's only method of solving all of life's problems. It'll be like those WTF Boom montages.

04-06-2010, 02:46 AM	#97
Geminex SOM3WH3R3 Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 4,606	There totally needs to be an enemy trainer who only uses electrode, and the only move they know is explode. And then he manages to defeat us.

04-06-2010, 03:36 AM	#98
Astral Harmony Don't Hate Me 'Cause I'm Moe Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Harmonial Sanctum Posts: 6,798	That's not ridiculous enough. Now, coming under attack by a bunch of suicide Electrode Pok�brids is a little more interesting. Just a lotta muscley guys in loincloths with Electrode heads who rush at their target, shout "What the fuck-BOOOM!!", and use Explosion. There, that's the Pok�mon Umbral level of ridiculousness we've come to know and love. Too much fanservice, too many freaks, and too many things that leave you wondering why the hell Honmyr hasn't spontaneously detonated out of sheer absurdity.

04-06-2010, 03:39 AM	#99
Geminex SOM3WH3R3 Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 4,606	Homnyr! Once a proud nation, now corrupt, decadent, silly. Vote Impact for president to restory it to glory!

04-06-2010, 03:59 AM	#100
Astral Harmony Don't Hate Me 'Cause I'm Moe Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Harmonial Sanctum Posts: 6,798	"Restory it to glory?" What a brilliant type-o! Ah, and I should make some things clear: Geminex is right. Pok�brids can Paradigm Shift and attack in the same round. Other things to remember is that moves that would normally have warmups or cooldowns (Solar Beam, Hyper Beam, and other stuff) can be done in one turn. Other moves have their negative effects removed as well, like there's no defensive debuffs for using Close Combat, there's no rebound damage for moves like Head Smash, you won't fall asleep for using Rest, etc. etc. Got questions about it? Ask here. Easy, no? Oh, and I should also mention that the kamikaze loincloth-wearing bodybuilding Electrode Pok�brids will be yodeling all the way up until what they say as they explode. It's an important warning sign that someone may be sprinting towards you that you don't want anywhere near you.