Corrupted Wishes - Page 10

Thadius · 07-07-2010, 03:03 AM

That would require an act of Fenris, and lo, he is a wrathful mod.

Hmm. I think I've exhauste- no, wait, no I haven't.

I wish for a bacon pie.

KeienSlayer · 07-07-2010, 03:17 AM

You get it. Unfortunately, all the bacon is burned beyond saving and the pie crust is drippy with bacon fat. And the large, angry chef who made it is waiting until you eat every bite.

I wish I had the power to go back in time and punch myself for being an idiot.

Doc ock rokc · 07-07-2010, 03:54 AM

You do however you feel each punch when it happens and every time after you punch a your past self your future self punches you in the face. Infinitely!

I wish I was lucky enough to get the golden wrench

Arhra · 07-07-2010, 08:15 AM

You are one of the fortunate few who find a the golden wrench and are taken on a tour of a whimsical and incredibly unsafe factory run by a top-hatted madman of an engineer.

You suffer a musical and ironic fate.

(You are not Charlie.)

I wish I was Charlie.

krogothwolf · 07-21-2010, 02:47 PM

You are Charlie, expect Charlie is actually a mentally handicapped house that constantly attempts to drown itself but fails because it ends up forgetting what it's doing.

I wish I was Batman.

The Sevenshot Kid · 07-21-2010, 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by krogothwolf

You are Charlie, expect Charlie is actually a mentally handicapped house that constantly attempts to drown itself but fails because it ends up forgetting what it's doing.

I wish I was Batman.

Granted! But you're the Adam West Batman.

I wish that "The Last Airbender" was a good movie.

***Fenris*** · 07-21-2010, 07:59 PM

Granted, the cartoon follows it exactly-it's spot on! Critics rave.

I wish the forums would go back down so I could go back to being productive.

Thadius · 07-21-2010, 08:13 PM

Grant-

ERROR x/0: CANNOT GRANT WISH.

Oh. Well, sorry about that then.

Actually I can't wish for anything righ-

Actually yes. I wish that delicious Hershy's cookies and cream milkshakes could be available to everyone everywhere.

Rejected Again · 07-22-2010, 02:46 AM

Granted! The Hershy factory begins increasing its output to the point the the tanks overflow. Unable to shut them off, they overflow nonstop for 20 years. The world is now waist deep in Milkshake.

I wish I had more Xbox games.

Arhra · 07-22-2010, 06:40 AM

You do, except they are terrible. And there's so many they fill your house from floor to rafters. Sifting through the piles of crap, you find a few good ones but you can't find your Xbox in the discy labyrinyth. When you try them at a friend's place, you find the games are broken beyond repair. Coming home, you kick to a pile to establish your disgust and it collapses on you. You are trapped!

And the games are haaaaaaaaunted.

I wish life was more like a video game!

A good video game!

07-07-2010, 03:03 AM	#91
Thadius BEARD IMPACT Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: MANLY ANGER Posts: 1,977	That would require an act of Fenris, and lo, he is a wrathful mod. Hmm. I think I've exhauste- no, wait, no I haven't. I wish for a bacon pie. __________________ ANGER HAS NEVER BEEN MORE MANLY THAN THIS.

07-07-2010, 03:17 AM	#92
KeienSlayer The guy who did the thing Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Pacific Northwest Posts: 56	You get it. Unfortunately, all the bacon is burned beyond saving and the pie crust is drippy with bacon fat. And the large, angry chef who made it is waiting until you eat every bite. I wish I had the power to go back in time and punch myself for being an idiot. __________________ Searching for a properly witty and elegant quote. Apply within.

07-07-2010, 03:54 AM	#93
Doc ock rokc ...Really? Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: in Theory. Everything works here Posts: 3,961	You do however you feel each punch when it happens and every time after you punch a your past self your future self punches you in the face. Infinitely! I wish I was lucky enough to get the golden wrench __________________ I have a Pesterchum its DangerousDoc I am ether fading out of Time, Space, or Reality...Or Simply my Typewriter is running out of ink

07-07-2010, 08:15 AM	#94
Arhra Ara ara! Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Neo Venezia Posts: 5,013	You are one of the fortunate few who find a the golden wrench and are taken on a tour of a whimsical and incredibly unsafe factory run by a top-hatted madman of an engineer. You suffer a musical and ironic fate. (You are not Charlie.) I wish I was Charlie. __________________ This post is a good source of Ara ara, ufufu.* *These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This post is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.

07-21-2010, 02:47 PM	#95
krogothwolf Fetched the Candy Cane! Join Date: May 2009 Location: Calgary Posts: 4,278	You are Charlie, expect Charlie is actually a mentally handicapped house that constantly attempts to drown itself but fails because it ends up forgetting what it's doing. I wish I was Batman. __________________ Knowledge is Power, Power is Knowledge ╔╦╦══╦══╦═╦══╦══╦╗╔╦╦╦╦══╦╗╔═╗ ║═╣╠═║╔╗║╔╣╔╗╠╗╔╣╚╝║║║║╔╗║║║═╣ ║║║╔╗╣╚╝║║║╚╝║║║║╔╗║║║║╚╝║╚╣╔╝ ╚╩╩╝╚╩══╩═╩══╝╚╝╚╝╚╩══╩══╩═╩╝

07-21-2010, 07:59 PM	#97
*Fenris* Administrator Join Date: May 2005 Location: East Coast Posts: 6,806	Granted, the cartoon follows it exactly-it's spot on! Critics rave. I wish the forums would go back down so I could go back to being productive. __________________ "FENRIS IS AN ASSHOLE" - shiney

07-21-2010, 08:13 PM	#98
Thadius BEARD IMPACT Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: MANLY ANGER Posts: 1,977	Grant- ERROR x/0: CANNOT GRANT WISH. Oh. Well, sorry about that then. Actually I can't wish for anything righ- Actually yes. I wish that delicious Hershy's cookies and cream milkshakes could be available to everyone everywhere. __________________ ANGER HAS NEVER BEEN MORE MANLY THAN THIS.

07-22-2010, 06:40 AM	#100
Arhra Ara ara! Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Neo Venezia Posts: 5,013	You do, except they are terrible. And there's so many they fill your house from floor to rafters. Sifting through the piles of crap, you find a few good ones but you can't find your Xbox in the discy labyrinyth. When you try them at a friend's place, you find the games are broken beyond repair. Coming home, you kick to a pile to establish your disgust and it collapses on you. You are trapped! And the games are haaaaaaaaunted. I wish life was more like a video game! A good video game! __________________ This post is a good source of Ara ara, ufufu.* These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This post is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease. Last edited by Arhra; 07-22-2010 at 06:43 AM.*