Calvinball XXVI: OMG!WTF?CHAT! - Page 10

Dynamite220 · 12-15-2004, 04:08 AM

OOC- Sorry I was gone so long. I had to go some where and swallow my pride.

Dynamite220: Sorry i've been gone so long, guys. I don't use chatrooms
Dynamite220: often so I had to take a refresher cource.

Dynamite220: *looks at Jada* Oh, I see the problem. Why don't you
Dynamite220: just kick it out? God knows it worked on Stephen Lynch.

Bailey · 12-15-2004, 06:27 AM

Newb: the only problem with that, is that other things might come out

Thaumaturge · 12-15-2004, 06:59 AM

Thaumaturge: GAH! Did you have to give me that sort of mental image, Newb?!

Thaumaturge: *runs around in panic, screaming about the images burning in his mind*

Thaumaturge: *calms down* *looks at Jada* We could always just treat him as the Calvinball...

Toastburner B · 12-15-2004, 10:30 AM

*Toastburner looks behind him*

Toastburner B: GREAT JOE THOMPSON'S GHOST! There's three of me!

*Toastburner destroys the other two hims.*

Toastburner B: There...err, what where we talking about again?

Bailey · 12-15-2004, 10:59 AM

Newb: we were talking about the box of infinite goodies having a happily ever after cookie in it, and eating it will make you think of a good ending

Newb: *eats a happily ever after cookie*

newb: maybe it takes a while to take effect

Dynamite220 · 12-15-2004, 11:54 AM

Dynamite220: Why did you have to put it in your pants anyway? Tactics
Dynamite220: like that make me wonder weather you even HAVE a pair
Dynamite220: for us to be worried about seeing. Of cource, you could
Dynamite220: grow a pair and TAKE THE DAMN THING OUT OF YOUR
Dynamite220: PANTS!

Toastburner B · 12-15-2004, 01:48 PM

*Toastburner tilts his head slightly to the side, as if thinking.*

Toastburner B: Let's see...carry the two...divide that be five...perfect!

*Toastburner takes a few steps away from Dynamite.*

Toastburner B: Sorry...I was just calculating the blast radius for the smiteage which will probably befall you soon.

Toastburner B:...Wait...was the divide by four or five? Darn my math skills! Darn them I say!

Bailey · 12-15-2004, 04:20 PM

OOC: well, i went and asked oster if he was okay with this, and he said he was happy to let people use him all they wanted. no, i didn't ask him what he meant

Server: Osterbaum has entered the chat

Newb: uh oh

Osterbaum: *stabs everyone* Muahaha!

Newb: Hi oster

Osterbaum: so, this is calvinball, right?

Newb: yes, why?

Osterbaum: *stabs calvinball*

Newb: you're supposed to take it, not stab it

Osterbaum: oh *takes the calvinball, stabbing anything that gets in the way*

Newb: um, it was in Jada's pants

Osterbaum: so? I just stabbed the pants too.

Osterbaum: *runs away singing a song loudly*

Server: Osterbaum has left the chat

Newb: *blink* did that just happen?

Server: THE END

OOC: please, this time, would everyone just post their own endings rather than continuing off of mine as if it was not an ending?

Lycanthrope · 12-15-2004, 11:37 PM

Server: Lycanthrope has joined chat
Lycanthrope: Hey all

Lycanthrope: So what's goi-

Lycanthrope: THAT'S THE CALVINBALL!

Lycanthrope: Muahahahahahahaha!

Server: Lycanthrope has loaded a file to chat

Server: Fatal Error! Illegal file!

Lycanthrope: Eat HaX, Calvinball! Muahahahaha!

Server: Error! No Disassemble Stephany!

Server: A fatal error has caused AIM to close

Server: THE END

Dynamite220 · 12-16-2004, 02:46 PM

Dynamite220: Well, since I have to get out of the blast radius anyway, and
Dynamite220: Jada obviously has nothing to show, I guess i'll kick the
Dynamite220: calvinball out of his pants.

Dynamite220: *kicks the calvinball*

Server: Fatal error- Unable to show Jada's...

Dynamite220: I guess he did grow a pair.

Server: Shutting down

*AIM crashes*

THE END

12-15-2004, 04:08 AM	#91
Dynamite220 Covert op? Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Unionville, in the state of Union, in the Unionized States of America Posts: 676	OOC- Sorry I was gone so long. I had to go some where and swallow my pride. Dynamite220: Sorry i've been gone so long, guys. I don't use chatrooms Dynamite220: often so I had to take a refresher cource. Dynamite220: looks at Jada Oh, I see the problem. Why don't you Dynamite220: just kick it out? God knows it worked on Stephen Lynch. __________________ I've been left all alone in the gas station of love, and I have to use the self-service pumps! -Weird Al Yankovich

12-15-2004, 06:59 AM	#93
Thaumaturge Magikoopa Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 1,767	Thaumaturge: GAH! Did you have to give me that sort of mental image, Newb?! Thaumaturge: runs around in panic, screaming about the images burning in his mind Thaumaturge: calms down looks at Jada We could always just treat him as the Calvinball... __________________ Mwa ha ha ha ha!!!! ahem. sorry.

12-15-2004, 10:30 AM	#94
Toastburner B Toasty has left the building Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Hiding...because I don't want to die. Posts: 3,936	Toastburner looks behind him Toastburner B: GREAT JOE THOMPSON'S GHOST! There's three of me! Toastburner destroys the other two hims. Toastburner B: There...err, what where we talking about again? __________________ I came, I saw, I got team-killed. A lot.

12-15-2004, 11:54 AM	#96
Dynamite220 Covert op? Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Unionville, in the state of Union, in the Unionized States of America Posts: 676	Dynamite220: Why did you have to put it in your pants anyway? Tactics Dynamite220: like that make me wonder weather you even HAVE a pair Dynamite220: for us to be worried about seeing. Of cource, you could Dynamite220: grow a pair and TAKE THE DAMN THING OUT OF YOUR Dynamite220: PANTS! __________________ I've been left all alone in the gas station of love, and I have to use the self-service pumps! -Weird Al Yankovich

12-15-2004, 01:48 PM	#97
Toastburner B Toasty has left the building Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Hiding...because I don't want to die. Posts: 3,936	Toastburner tilts his head slightly to the side, as if thinking. Toastburner B: Let's see...carry the two...divide that be five...perfect! Toastburner takes a few steps away from Dynamite. Toastburner B: Sorry...I was just calculating the blast radius for the smiteage which will probably befall you soon. Toastburner B:...Wait...was the divide by four or five? Darn my math skills! Darn them I say! __________________ I came, I saw, I got team-killed. A lot.

12-15-2004, 11:37 PM	#99
Lycanthrope Deus Lupus Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The City of Angels Posts: 2,925	Server: Lycanthrope has joined chat Lycanthrope: Hey all Lycanthrope: So what's goi- Lycanthrope: THAT'S THE CALVINBALL! Lycanthrope: Muahahahahahahaha! Server: Lycanthrope has loaded a file to chat Server: Fatal Error! Illegal file! Lycanthrope: Eat HaX, Calvinball! Muahahahaha! Server: Error! No Disassemble Stephany! Server: A fatal error has caused AIM to close Server: THE END __________________ "With these seven easy steps, you, too, can be the authoritarian despot of your own principality. Machiavelli, your road to happiness" "I shoot Flying Monkies!" "Christmas had it coming its what it gets for taking over thanksgiving and threatening halloween with its weapons of mass consumerism" "Death to All Fanatics!" Official RP Action God Lycanthropic Poem "FOR YOU THE CAKE IS OVER. YOU HAVE REACHED THE END OF CAKE." -Death Krylo and BMG are apparently my bitches.

12-16-2004, 02:46 PM	#100
Dynamite220 Covert op? Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Unionville, in the state of Union, in the Unionized States of America Posts: 676	Dynamite220: Well, since I have to get out of the blast radius anyway, and Dynamite220: Jada obviously has nothing to show, I guess i'll kick the Dynamite220: calvinball out of his pants. Dynamite220: kicks the calvinball Server: Fatal error- Unable to show Jada's... Dynamite220: I guess he did grow a pair. Server: Shutting down AIM crashes THE END __________________ I've been left all alone in the gas station of love, and I have to use the self-service pumps! -Weird Al Yankovich