The Wing Wong strikes back!

[QueenQeeko]

I am myself, Ninja Detective is Demon with a Glass Hand.

Ninja Detective says:
It's too quiet. The lawn gnomes are up to something ...
QueenQeeko - Only a Plank Between says:
O_O
QueenQeeko - Only a Plank Between says:
YYYYEEEEAAAARRRRGGGHHHHH!!!!!!
Ninja Detective says:
*blinks*
Ninja Detective says:
*hands Emily a shovel*
QueenQeeko - Only a Plank Between says:
*takes shovel and runs out to the gardens*
QueenQeeko - Only a Plank Between says:
*sounds of breaking ceramic things*
Ninja Detective says:
*smiles and shakes his head, sitting down on the couch*
QueenQeeko - Only a Plank Between says:
*comes back looking pleased with herself if a little paranoid*
Ninja Detective says:
*is wearing a large red hat and has seemed to have grown a long, white beard*
QueenQeeko - Only a Plank Between says:
O_O
QueenQeeko - Only a Plank Between says:
*raises shovel....*

[Meister]

The mirrorgirl is BlackMageGirl, Washi-Sensei is mahself.

Even when the mirror is whole, it still looks shattered. sagt:
*plays with Bob*
Even when the mirror is whole, it still looks shattered. sagt:
Bob is my new sugar ant pet, in case you were wondering. ^^
·$,(255,153,000)·# ·$0CHICAGO·#¤·#lollie ·$,0 sagt:
Sugar ant?
·$,(255,153,000)·# ·$0CHICAGO·#¤·#lollie ·$,0 sagt:
What, can you sprinkle it on cereal or something?
Washi-sensei sagt:
Technically yes.
Even when the mirror is whole, it still looks shattered. sagt:
Yes, if you like a little protein with your cereal.
Even when the mirror is whole, it still looks shattered. sagt:
Oh no!
Even when the mirror is whole, it still looks shattered. sagt:
Bob's gone!
Krylo sagt:
Yeah...
Krylo sagt:
well...
Krylo sagt:
chocolate covered ant is a delicacy
Krylo sagt:
in some parts of the world...
Krylo sagt:
and... I've always wanted to try it...
Even when the mirror is whole, it still looks shattered. sagt:
Nooooooooooo! You ate Bob??
Krylo sagt:
...Perhaps.
Even when the mirror is whole, it still looks shattered. sagt:
*teary eyes* But Bob was my friend...
Krylo sagt:
He died surrounded by things he loved.
Krylo sagt:
...well, only one thing, really.
Krylo sagt:
And I'm not sure if he loved it, but I'd assume that, as a sugar ant, he would...
·$,(255,153,000)·# ·$0CHICAGO·#¤·#lollie ·$,0 sagt:
He loved being eaten?
Krylo sagt:
you know, as that it was chocolate and all.

[BlackMageGirl!]

I'm the evil clothes person, and Chicago is, obviously, Chicago.

Clothes are evil. Period. says:
Oh, and I got a new nametag from my job. ^_^

Clothes are evil. Period. says:
Apparently, I'm now Ron Christensen and I specialize in small engines. And I'm a board member, though of what I don't know. =/

·$,(255,153,000)·# ·$0CHICAGO·#¤·#lollie ·$,0 says:
That's... odd. You're Ron, now?

Clothes are evil. Period. says:
I...guess?

·$,(255,153,000)·# ·$0CHICAGO·#¤·#lollie ·$,0 says:
HYE RON : DDD

Clothes are evil. Period. says:
HIYA! : DDD

Clothes are evil. Period. says:
I speacialize in deh speciallly smallish engines! And I head the board of some members that go there every non-other day!

·$,(255,153,000)·# ·$0CHICAGO·#¤·#lollie ·$,0 says:
WOWZ D:

Clothes are evil. Period. says:
Yeah, and I didn't even need a college degree!!!! : D

·$,(255,153,000)·# ·$0CHICAGO·#¤·#lollie ·$,0 says:
A WINNER IS YOU HAVE A TROPHIE : D

Clothes are evil. Period. says:
YAYZ! I gets a trophie for not being the person I was being until 10 minutes ago, then I had to leave!!! : D

·$,(255,153,000)·# ·$0CHICAGO·#¤·#lollie ·$,0 says:
Hoshit : O

Clothes are evil. Period. says:
And you can do it too! *points dramatically*

·$,(255,153,000)·# ·$0CHICAGO·#¤·#lollie ·$,0 says:
I CANZ?????//////////backslashkey

Clothes are evil. Period. says:
YES! All you need....IS A NAMETAG CALLED RON!!! =O IT'S THAT SIMPLE!

·$,(255,153,000)·# ·$0CHICAGO·#¤·#lollie ·$,0 says:
WOW I AM GOING TO DO THAT RIGHT NOW BECAUSE IT IS THAT SIMPLE TO HAVE A NAMETAG CALLED RON WHEN YOU WISH UPON A STAR IT MAKES NO DIFFERENCE WHO YOU ARE DO I WIN THE COOKIE? : D

Clothes are evil. Period. says:
No.

·$,(255,153,000)·# ·$0CHICAGO·#¤·#lollie ·$,0 says:
Aw.

·$,(255,153,000)·# ·$0CHICAGO·#¤·#lollie ·$,0 says:
You make Credible Lulk sad. :{

Clothes are evil. Period. says:
Hm...I know! *gives a nametag with "Ron" on it* There you go!

·$,(255,153,000)·# ·$0CHICAGO·#¤·#lollie ·$,0 says:
I AM RON STOPPABLE : DDD

Clothes are evil. Period. says:
YES! NOW YOU MUST GO OUT AND DO SOME THINGS THAT ARE DOING OR WORTH SOMETHING OF BEING DONE AND GETTING COOKIES IS A MUST!!!!

Clothes are evil. Period. says:
Now I want cookies...

·$,(255,153,000)·# ·$0CHICAGO·#¤·#lollie ·$,0 says:
*gives you cookies*

Clothes are evil. Period. says:
Yay!

[Bob The Mercenary]

BobtheMercenary: anyone see that asteroid get a new asshole punched in it?
LethargyMan: Yes I did
LethargyMan: Fucking comet
LethargyMan: It deserved it
LethargyMan: That comet knows what happens when you mess with America!
BobtheMercenary: Yeah!
LethargyMan: YEAH!
Kneumatic Pnight: ...
BobtheMercenary: USA! USA! USA!
Kneumatic Pnight: You're both freaks.
Archmage DB: For the record, that Asteroid had weapons of mass destruction
Austinexe: what asteroid
Archmage DB: and supported terrorist causes. That bitch.
LethargyMan: Terrorists, your game is through... 'cuz now you have to answer to...
Archmage DB: AMERICA! FUCK YEAH!

[Dragonsbane]

Archmage DB: You know, there's a viagra for women now?
Archmage DB: I want to know why it isn't being bought en masse, and filtered into the clouds...
LethargyMan: Because nobody has taken the initiative yet
LethargyMan: YOU do it
Archmage DB: Well, ClanBOB mentioned it.
Archmage DB: ...we Bobs are smart.
Archmage DB: Lethargy? You awake?
LethargyMan: Nope
Archmage DB: I was going to say...after you run for office, can you pump this magic arousal drug for women into the clouds?
Archmage DB: My job doesn't pay nearly enough
LethargyMan: Hmm...
BobtheMercenary: My dog just shat on my carpet and I had to clean it, but I have returned now.
Archmage DB: think about it...
LethargyMan: I'd definately get reelected for that
Archmage DB: "Oh, Lethargy, you're SOOO handsome, and we haven't had sex in god-knows-how-long due to our formerly chaste attitudes!" - your fangirls, aroused by this chemical.
Archmage DB: Think on that quote.
LethargyMan: *thinks about it*
Archmage DB: Cogitate and masticate
LethargyMan: Sounds like a plan!
Archmage DB: I said, "Think and chew", by the way.
Archmage DB: Then, it's settled.
Archmage DB: I kill your political rivals, you enact my plan
LethargyMan: It's a deal
Archmage DB: *shakes hands*
LethargyMan: *shakes hands*
BobtheMercenary: oh my god
BobtheMercenary: oh...my...god
LethargyMan: What does YOUR god have to say?
BobtheMercenary: get this, some lady in Russia is suing the U.S. for blowing a chunk out of it
BobtheMercenary: the asteroid I mean
LethargyMan: There's only one thing to do...
BobtheMercenary: she is claiming that the US space agency's bombardment of the Tempel 1 comet will upset her horoscope and violates her spiritual rights. What a freaking nut job
LethargyMan: You have to carpet bomb Russia
Archmage DB: Link me.
BobtheMercenary: my friend just told me, I'll ask her for the link
Archmage DB: and we already have to bomb Russia
BobtheMercenary: she's seeking 300 million in compensation
LethargyMan: This just makes it more imperitive
LethargyMan: *imperative

[SephirothSama]

Yay! Wing Wong!


pauljg04: and you are?
Archmage DB: Sephy...
DanielleSephy: who?
Archmage DB: look over here, please?
Kneumatic Pnight: Whaa?
Archmage DB: *stripteases Danielle*
DanielleSephy: *is afraid to look*
Kneumatic Pnight: Uhh...
DanielleSephy: *doesn't look*
pauljg04: *looks at DB
Kneumatic Pnight: << >>
Kneumatic Pnight: *the power of satan compells you*
Archmage DB: *teleports right in front of her*
Archmage DB: *shakes dat ass*
DanielleSephy: *dissapears*
pauljg04: watches scene from chair with tea and crimpets
DanielleSephy: crimpets?
Kneumatic Pnight: Oh yeah, he's enjoying the show DB.
DanielleSephy: Ewwwwwwwwww
Archmage DB: I have a magical vanishing ass
Archmage DB: EWWW!
Archmage DB: KP, that's it, I'm NEVER going naked AGAIN!
Kneumatic Pnight: ...
Archmage DB: *puts on all clothes and a coat*
Kneumatic Pnight: Mission: accomplished!
Archmage DB: >_<

[Cloud Strife]

Cloud says:
*pokes your chess pieces*
Thaumaturge says:
*glares and puts them back in place*
Cloud says:
:D *pokes them again* XD
Thaumaturge says:
*glares and glues them in place*

*pause*

No, wait...

[Nikose Tyris]

this is why they don't let me out of the cage...

[12:32:20 PM] Alex: OMG! ALIENS ARE ATTACKING!!!!
[12:32:26 PM] Alex: *runs around in a circle*
[12:32:31 PM] FenrisWolf: o_O
[12:32:42 PM] Alex: *waving arms frantically*
[12:33:47 PM] Alex: o_0\
[12:33:51 PM] Alex: CRAZY!
[12:34:04 PM] FenrisWolf: *backs away slowly*
[12:34:11 PM] FenrisWolf: *bursts into run*
[12:34:25 PM] Alex: COME BNACK! I'M AN DOCTOR!
[12:34:30 PM] Alex: *chases you*
[12:34:43 PM] FenrisWolf: I feel violated...
[12:34:44 PM] Alex: *stops, Screaming* THERE'S A SPOON IN MAH EAR!
[12:34:49 PM] Alex: *giggles*
[12:47:28 PM] Alex: mofug
[12:47:41 PM] FenrisWolf: WTF is wrong with you?
[12:47:56 PM] Alex: I'm insane

*runs off and plays with a string*

[Dragonsbane]

Typical Star Wars conversation between myself and Stephanos.

neostephanos@yahoo.com (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:
just wait till the next 'special edition' DVDs of Star Wars, where when Luke refuses to join the dark side, Palpatain's other potential Sith comes to fight him: Jar Jat Binks!
neostephanos@yahoo.com (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:
*Jar
År¢hmågë Drågöñ§bäñé says:
...you mean Palpatine's MASTER, right?
neostephanos@yahoo.com (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:
¬¬
År¢hmågë Drågöñ§bäñé says:
Yes, you remember
neostephanos@yahoo.com (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:
I would of also of had Mon Calamari instead of Gungans in the prequal films>_>
År¢hmågë Drågöñ§bäñé says:
...you wanna make the Mon Calmari look like idiots by having Jar-Jar be related to Akbar?
neostephanos@yahoo.com (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:
No no, make him a prisinor who escaped from them or something =P
År¢hmågë Drågöñ§bäñé says:
*laugh*
neostephanos@yahoo.com (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:
Or better yet write him out
neostephanos@yahoo.com (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:
I would of also of had one sith apprentice threw out the prequal films instead of one new on per film =/
neostephanos@yahoo.com (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:
*new one
År¢hmågë Drågöñ§bäñé says:
nah, then people might LIKE them and want them to not die
neostephanos@yahoo.com (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:
=P
År¢hmågë Drågöñ§bäñé says:
 
neostephanos@yahoo.com (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:
I would also of had Anakin be about Lukes age and already be a starfighter piolet
År¢hmågë Drågöñ§bäñé says:
maaaybe
År¢hmågë Drågöñ§bäñé says:
I'd have included more fanservice
År¢hmågë Drågöñ§bäñé says:
Twi'lek DOA-style volleyball
neostephanos@yahoo.com (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:
And no pod racing
År¢hmågë Drågöñ§bäñé says:
True, and no fucking "He's da only hooman who can podrace, 'cause he's ANNIE!"
neostephanos@yahoo.com (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:
also absoultly no mention of Midiclorinans
neostephanos@yahoo.com (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:
Instead he should of said magic points or force mojo >_>
neostephanos@yahoo.com (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:
Also
neostephanos@yahoo.com (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:
Vader: I am your father.
Luke(Sarcastic): Oh yeah. And Leia is my sister.
Vader: Hey! That's right! And I even built C-3PO.
C-3PO: Luke! I am your brother!
Luke:NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
År¢hmågë Drågöñ§bäñé says:
LMFAO!!!
År¢hmågë Drågöñ§bäñé says:
Force Mojo...better than Midichlorians!
neostephanos@yahoo.com (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:
How could as slave afford a pod racer and a droid anyway?
År¢hmågë Drågöñ§bäñé says:
...I thought he built them from scrap?
neostephanos@yahoo.com (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:
Or:
VADER: Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father.

LUKE: Ok I’ll bite, what happened to my father?

VADER: Well he was this really happy go lucky kid on Tatooine, he was always nice and polite to every one he met, and tried to help when ever he could. Then one day Obi-Wan found him and took him to the Jedi temple. Fifteen years later he was killing younglings and choking his pregnant wife.

LUKE: So what you are trying to say is….

VADER: Yes Luke, the Jedi order is what happened to your father.

LUKE: So all this stuff Yoda has been teaching me is….

VADER: Yoda is still alive? What about Mace?

LUKE: Mace who?

MACE: Mace Windu, of course I am still alive, I just got my hand cut off by this bloke and fell in to an abyss. We all know that’s not dangerous.
År¢hmågë Drågöñ§bäñé says:
*rolling on floor laughing*

[Nikose Tyris]

Erick being FUnka Genocide, Alex being Captain Insane-o. gotta love captain insane-o! ((CI is me.))

Erick says:
\,,/
Alex says:
what is that?
Erick says:
thats "totally rock!"
Erick says:
\,//
Erick says:
thats "The Shocker"
Alex says:
ah
Alex says:
good job
Alex says:

Erick says:
thanks! \,,/ O_O \,,/
Alex says:
lol
Erick says:
heh heh *bows*
Alex says:
I keep thinking that those look like vaginas
Erick says:
little camel toe action! w00t! XD
Alex says:
freak
Erick says:
you thought it, I just said it!
Erick says:
you should put that on wing wong
Alex says:
I should
Alex says:
hell, why don't you?
Erick says:
'cause I'm lazy...
Alex says:
I'll do it then