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Unread 10-25-2006, 08:51 PM   #1011
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And here can be seen the rare landsub, hoarding its kill visciously as surrounding scavengers try to approach.

*boat horn sounds*

Looks like the humans and yellow car will have to wait.
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Unread 10-25-2006, 09:55 PM   #1012
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What? The guy at the gas station back there said that this was a shortcut!
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Unread 10-25-2006, 10:44 PM   #1013
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Originally Posted by POS Industries
Fifth is the first loser.
First? Woo-hoo!

I'm gonna tell all my buddies on the special-kids bus!

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That joke being in the "Fifthfiend loves Superman. No, I mean really loves Superman" vein.
He'd beat Batman, you know.
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Unread 10-25-2006, 10:48 PM   #1014
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"Now you tell your boss back at GM: this highway is Tracker territory"
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Unread 10-25-2006, 11:03 PM   #1015
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"Hey, you guys pulling us out of this here canyon?"
"Yup."
"With what? A tow truck?"
"Nope. A motor boat."
Pause.
"So, what, should I just shoot myself now and get it over with? Or what?"
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Unread 10-25-2006, 11:53 PM   #1016
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Wile E. Coyote's plans to kill the roadrunner have finally lost their creative edge...
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Unread 10-26-2006, 12:24 AM   #1017
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When negoitators failed to prevent the truck from attempting suicide, it was only the quick actions of the boat which kept the event from ending in tragedy. The boat was later given a medal its heroics.
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Unread 10-26-2006, 12:32 AM   #1018
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Professor Martin von Genericfunnyname unveils his revolutionary new invention, the flying truck, by taking it on vacation and astounding the other, more gravity-bound motorists as no cliff can possibly stop him!

Sadly, he had neglected to invent the flying boat before leaving.

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He'd beat Batman, you know.
What? Blasphemy!

Also, yeah, probably. I mean, he's a fucking kryptonian! Honestly, though, get with the program! It is now, was, and always will be about Morph!

Good lord, man....
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Unread 10-26-2006, 12:42 AM   #1019
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Driver:"Look theres the lake! I wonder what the fastest way down there is...."
Passenger:"...Lets take the long way"
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Unread 10-26-2006, 05:47 AM   #1020
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Also - if you live in Connecticut (I know, I know, I spelled it wrong), stay off the sidewalks for your own safety. Patrat is now old enough to drive. O_o
This means nothing! >.<
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