The Wing Wong strikes back!

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

Kerensky and I debate the better glasses wielder. Johnny the MAN vs Kamina the Bro

[19:41] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: you're just hopelessly obsessed
[19:41] I am not a Zombie!: not that obsessed
[19:42] I am not a Zombie!: i mean...
[19:42] I am not a Zombie!: my mind doesn't ...i think Kamina voices Johnny as well
[19:43] I am not a Zombie!: the voice who does Japanese Kamina does Johnny as well
[19:44] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: kamina would still win
[19:44] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: he's got a bigger sword
[19:44] I am not a Zombie!: fuck no
[19:44] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: and he breaks the unbreakable
[19:44] I am not a Zombie!: Johnny can turn into a bike
[19:44] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: row row fight the power, amen
[19:44] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: Kamina can ride a giant robot
[19:45] I am not a Zombie!: Johnny is the MAN
[19:45] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: Kamina is the BRO
[19:45] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: GATTAI!!!
[19:47] I am not a Zombie!: umm
[19:47] I am not a Zombie!: Johnny's cohorts call him BIG bro
[19:51] I am not a Zombie!: so...he is thusly better
[19:52] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: nope
[19:54] I am not a Zombie!: uh huh
[19:54] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: bigger is not always better
[19:54] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: remember, Kamina is HUMAN
[19:55] I am not a Zombie!: and dead
[19:55] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: so is johnny
[19:56] I am not a Zombie!: no
[19:56] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: yeah
[19:56] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: you can see his remains.... at some point
[19:56] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: I forget when
[19:57] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: but you're like, flying and stuff
[19:57] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: and you see his body if you look hard enough
[19:57] I am not a Zombie!: what the hell do you mena
[19:57] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: I dunno
[19:58] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: check gamefaqs, I think I saw it there
[19:58] I am not a Zombie!: no
[19:58] I am not a Zombie!: cause fuck gamefaq
[19:58] I am not a Zombie!: and also
[19:58] I am not a Zombie!: your on Candid Macamera

/edit cause I am an asshole

[20:25] I am not a Zombie!: =D
[20:25] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: also, ripoff
[20:25] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: anyway
[20:25] I am not a Zombie!: well no SHIT
[20:25] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: yeah
[20:26] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: I'm just saying...
[20:26] I am not a Zombie!: I was deliberatly doing that
[20:26] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: be more original
[20:26] I am not a Zombie!: fine
[20:26] I am not a Zombie!: I shall end my life, and from my blood will breed an age of warriors
[20:26] I am not a Zombie!: they will be immortal
[20:26] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: an age... OF FREEDOM
[20:26] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: and ALL WILL KNOW
[20:26] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: that 300 SPARTANS
[20:26] I am not a Zombie!: sucked balls
[20:26] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: gave their LAST. BREATH.
[20:26] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: TO DEFEND IT.
[20:26] I am not a Zombie!: there ball sucking
[20:26] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: madness?
[20:27] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: THIS.
[20:27] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: IS.
[20:27] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: SPARTA.
[20:27] I am not a Zombie!: which is full of ball sucking
[20:27] I am not a Zombie!: all the rage of ancient greece
[20:27] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: ...."We're in for one wild night."
[20:27] I am not a Zombie!: of ball sucking
[20:27] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: ........
[20:27] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: you're a douche

[Zilla]

Tino:
then thanksgiving dinner
Zilla:
oh right
Tino:
oh and like 3 pasta salads in there
Tino:
OH RIGHT
Zilla:
Canada and their T-day in October
Tino:
fuck I keep forgetting
Tino:
you americans and your thanksgiving so close to christmas
Zilla:
*shrug*
Zilla:
Lincoln did it
Zilla:
are you questioning Abraham Lincoln?
Tino:
... damnit hes got that awesome beard
Tino:
.... though he didn't weild nun-chucks...
Zilla:
he didn't need to
Tino:
sure he did, that would have taken him from awesome to super awesome
Zilla:
he nearly choked a lawyer
Tino:
see if he had nun-chucks he'd have killed him
Zilla:
You know, maybe it was all politics
Zilla:
he didn't weild nunchuks so that he woudln't be regarded as as much of a threat
Tino:
thats a good point
Tino:
maybe thats what the hat was for?
Tino:
a conveient hiding place
Zilla:
for him?
Zilla:
or for his weapon?
Zilla:

Tino:
for his weapon of choice
Tino:
the nun-chuck!
Zilla:
you know that brings up a good point
Zilla:
just because nobody SAW him use nunchuks doesn't mean he didn't use them
Zilla:
It just means he was never cuaght
Zilla:
*caught
Tino:
he just elimitated everyone who saw him

[Nikose Tyris]

Grthwllms and I discuss the emotional reality of vivid videos and deep songs.

Karesh says:
So, what do you think that song Handlebars is about?
Nikose Isaias Tyris says:
...
Nikose Isaias Tyris says:
I'm going to say this clearly, because there is no room to argue.
Nikose Isaias Tyris says:
It is about
Nikose Isaias Tyris says:
a guy
Nikose Isaias Tyris says:
who can ride his bike
Nikose Isaias Tyris says:
with no handle bars.
Karesh says:
....
Nikose Isaias Tyris says:
....
Karesh says:
Cause see, I thought it was how close people who are far apart can really be
Karesh says:
Cause they're a street away from each other throughout the whole damn thing
Nikose Isaias Tyris says:
Nope.
Nikose Isaias Tyris says:
guy who rides his bike with no handlebars.
Karesh says:
Okie dokey.

[Zilla]

From a chess match:

Zilla:
... suicidal?

Vyrn has moved : Nc6

Vyrn:
always
Vyrn:
chess _is_ a game of sacrifice.....
Zilla:
Chess is a game of scarface

[Doppler12]

[20:09] Bobbie: Gird your loins!: LOL
[20:09] Bobbie: Gird your loins!: man, that guy is funny
[20:09] Bobbie: Gird your loins!: who the hell is he anyway?
[20:09] Doppler12: Bookworm?
[20:09] Doppler12: some highschooler
[20:10] Bobbie: Gird your loins!: no, fifth
[20:10] Bobbie: Gird your loins!: who, or what the hell is he?
[20:10] Bobbie: Gird your loins!: or even she
[20:10] Doppler12: A Moderator
[20:10] Doppler12: Its a he
[20:10] Doppler12: he's been around for a while
[20:10] Doppler12: How do you not know who he is?
[20:10] Bobbie: Gird your loins!: lol, I know, but I've never talked to the guy

This is a conversation Bobbey and I just had.

[Bobbey]

This is the first time I'm posted in the Wing Wong thread...and I happen to have that phrase besides my name.

There goes my rep XD

[Khael!]

So I had a nice discussion with the Universe today. When I tried to see if they were really just a human NPF user, they got God on the line. He didn't want to be wing-wong'd though.

Khael!: aw laaame, apparently because I cheated and got the joker badge in spore, I don't get further achievements.
Khael!: even worse, there's apparently a bug that means no future games can get achievements ever again forever either.
Khael!: Spore has just become more real than ever. Doing things mean nothing to the universe now.
Khael!: I feel small.
Khael!: DAMN YOU UNIVERSE
Universe: Well, I don't like you either.
Universe: Meaniehead.
Khael!: Yeah, cause I wanted a little money.
Khael!: at least you're omnipotent.
Khael!: I only have two arms. The milky way beats me by three there
Khael!: o wow, the screenshot of earth shows a yellow spice geyser coming out of what looks like... Alberta?
Khael!: heehee
Universe: It's not that great being the Universe.
Khael!: brb
Universe: I mean, how would you guys feel if you could feel all of the blood cells in your body moving around?
Universe: It gets really annoying to be able to feel all of the crap going on inside of me.
Khael!: I sorta know what that's like, I feel my food sometimes.
Khael!: mostly when I'm sick though. Can universes get sick?
Universe: Yeah. Now imagine that, only a billion trillion times bigger.
Universe: Yeah. We can.
Khael!: Damn.
Khael!: sorry if I'm a germ at all.
Khael!: but my instincts tell me to replicate on your planets.
Khael!: ho god, I'm not a germ, I'm a virus!
Khael!: I feel bad now.
Universe: It's okay.
Universe: Earth is the most entertaining thing in ever.
Khael!: because stuff happens here, or because we're dumb?
Khael!: I'm betting it's totally both.
Universe: Smashing stars together gets old after a while.
Khael!: probably.
Khael!: same here with breaking windows.
Universe: Both.
Khael!: whoo!
Universe: It's sorta like day-time TV.

Universe: I mean, I start watching Earth, and you crazy humans have committed another genocide.
Khael!: yup.
Khael!: and then with sucking all the oil outta the planet and then wondering why the air's all full of toxic junk.
Universe: Haha, you crazy fuckers.
Universe: Sad thing, though.
Khael!: with any luck we'll get our shit sorted out and bang two stars together with something like the hadron collider, only hopefully after the smarter portion of humanity has migrated to a system further away.
Universe: Maaaaaybe.
Universe: I can see the future, y'know.
Khael!: well, I should hope so.
Universe: Though it made Lost kinda boring.

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

Zilla and Mac discuss TV Tropes (and Uncyclopedia and Encyclopedia Dramatica)

[20:38] I am not a Zombie!: tell me to stop reading TV tropes
[20:38] Zilla[5]QfV - "John Freeman run out of here as fast as you can!": stop reading that
[20:38] Zilla[5]QfV - "John Freeman run out of here as fast as you can!": if you want to read a fun wiki, there's encyclopedia dramatica and uncyclopedia
[20:39] I am not a Zombie!: nah
[20:39] I am not a Zombie!: I've read Dramatica
[20:39] Zilla[5]QfV - "John Freeman run out of here as fast as you can!": in my opinion:
uncyclopedia > ED > TV Tropes
[20:39] I am not a Zombie!: that is your opinion
[20:39] Zilla[5]QfV - "John Freeman run out of here as fast as you can!": ED lost points for becoming 4chan wiki
[20:39] I am not a Zombie!: but still higher then TV Tropes
[20:40] Zilla[5]QfV - "John Freeman run out of here as fast as you can!": TV Tropes lacks the zing
[20:40] Zilla[5]QfV - "John Freeman run out of here as fast as you can!": it's got the heh
[20:40] Zilla[5]QfV - "John Freeman run out of here as fast as you can!": but not the POW
[20:40] I am not a Zombie!: it tickles a weird part of my brain
[20:40] Zilla[5]QfV - "John Freeman run out of here as fast as you can!": I can't remember if it was ED or uncyclopedia that had the article on AAAAAAAAAAAAA
[20:41] Zilla[5]QfV - "John Freeman run out of here as fast as you can!": I just know that was the best wiki article I have ever read
[20:42] I am not a Zombie!: oww
[20:42] I am not a Zombie!: reading thre Getting Crap past the Radar section and read Avatar
[20:42] Zilla[5]QfV - "John Freeman run out of here as fast as you can!": :P
[20:43] I am not a Zombie!: implied sex between teens is apparently the thing to do in a childrens tv show
[20:43] I am not a Zombie!: and adults watch this show...OH MY GOD
[20:43] I am not a Zombie!: Avatar is the equivalnt of Playing Yu-Gi-Oh
[20:44] Zilla[5]QfV - "John Freeman run out of here as fast as you can!": LMAO
[20:44] Zilla[5]QfV - "John Freeman run out of here as fast as you can!": I'm searching google for that article on AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[20:44] Zilla[5]QfV - "John Freeman run out of here as fast as you can!": but I don't know the amount of A's
[20:44] Zilla[5]QfV - "John Freeman run out of here as fast as you can!": so I keep adding one
[20:44] Zilla[5]QfV - "John Freeman run out of here as fast as you can!": and it gives me entirely different results every time
[20:44] I am not a Zombie!: wing wong
[20:45] Zilla[5]QfV - "John Freeman run out of here as fast as you can!": ah, it was uncyclopedia

[Nikose Tyris]

This is a convo with TDK on facebook.

Me: "Missing my girlfriend."
Pete: "More like WONT STOP BITCHING"
Me: "You're so deep in the closet you're finding christmas presents."
Pete: "I'm getting a wii! =D"

[TDK]

You're just jealous because I'm getting a wii and you're not.