The Wing Wong strikes back!

[Major Blood]

Originally Posted by TDK

You're just jealous because I'm getting a wii and you're not.

Yeah, we're all REALLY JEALOUS of you.

[Kerensky287]

A conversation between me (Alex) with some serious msn issues and 42Petunias ("It starts like this:") with some social issues.

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* The following message could not be delivered to all recipients:
ok msn is being retarded
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Alex - Resounding "Meh" says:
...

Alex - Resounding "Meh" says:
msn is being so stupid

It starts like this: says:
NO U

Alex - Resounding "Meh" says:
it occasionally says something about... failing to deliver messages

Alex - Resounding "Meh" says:
and it does it randomly

It starts like this: says:
Karen?

Alex - Resounding "Meh" says:
especially during big messages

It starts like this: says:
Are you there?

It starts like this: says:
I think you dropped out on me

Alex - Resounding "Meh" says:
it TELLS me that it fails to deliver the messages, you douchebag.

It starts like this: says:
It shows you typing, but I've gotten nothing for a few minutes

Alex - Resounding "Meh" says:
42's mom is a whore

It starts like this: says:
This must be a hell of a long message

Note because 42 was complaining, and just in case it wasn't clear: He could see what I was saying the entire time. He was just being an ass about it.

[Zilla]

CommunistMafia and I talk politics, and drugs...

Zilla[4]QfV - Van Halen is so awesome! says:
oh my god
Zilla[4]QfV - Van Halen is so awesome! says:
http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=tjZW4z9zqqY
Zilla[4]QfV - Van Halen is so awesome! says:
SNL Palin vs real Palin
Zilla[4]QfV - Van Halen is so awesome! says:
this is SHOCKING
communistmafia@yahoo.com says:
I was shown the comparison before.
Zilla[4]QfV - Van Halen is so awesome! says:
I saw both independant of each other
Zilla[4]QfV - Van Halen is so awesome! says:
I didn't know they were so similar....
Zilla[4]QfV - Van Halen is so awesome! says:
wow
communistmafia@yahoo.com says:
I laughed when Palin said that helped Tina Fey's career
communistmafia@yahoo.com says:
I think it hurt here career
communistmafia@yahoo.com says:
who need Tina Fey when you can just cut out the middle man
Zilla[4]QfV - Van Halen is so awesome! says:
;p;
Zilla[4]QfV - Van Halen is so awesome! says:
*lol
communistmafia@yahoo.com says:
Which makes since, because I think republicans kinda like cutting out the middle man
communistmafia@yahoo.com says:
that ws my attempt at politcal humor, take it or leave it
communistmafia@yahoo.com says:
*was
Zilla[4]QfV - Van Halen is so awesome! says:
I don't know, I think republicans like to hire the middle man
Zilla[4]QfV - Van Halen is so awesome! says:
and then pay him enormous amounts of money
communistmafia@yahoo.com says:
Hire, perhaps
communistmafia@yahoo.com says:
as for enormous amounts of money well...
communistmafia@yahoo.com says:
the check better be in the mail, and I mean the non-drug related ones
Zilla[4]QfV - Van Halen is so awesome! says:
when did you become a professional middle man?
communistmafia@yahoo.com says:
Really, you're more concerned about that then "When did you become a drug dealer"

Zilla[4]QfV - Van Halen is so awesome! says:
a drug dealer IS a middle man
communistmafia@yahoo.com says:
not the shit I'm dealing
communistmafia@yahoo.com says:
we're talking upperman
Zilla[4]QfV - Van Halen is so awesome! says:
you don't sell depressants?
communistmafia@yahoo.com says:
that's not where the REAL money is
communistmafia@yahoo.com says:
gotta appeal to the kids nowadays
Zilla[4]QfV - Van Halen is so awesome! says:
but the parents have the money, and if you sell downers, they'll buy them to keep their kids under control...
communistmafia@yahoo.com says:
are we talking about drugs or republicans?
Zilla[4]QfV - Van Halen is so awesome! says:
good question...

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

[20:50] *insert witty name*: so I almost watched Naruto
[20:50] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: lol
[20:50] *insert witty name*: *cries*
[20:51] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: .....so apparently Kuja may have survived the end of FF9
[20:52] *insert witty name*: ...
[20:52] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: like, at least until Zidane "reached maturity"
[20:52] *insert witty name*: ...
[20:53] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: ....
[20:53] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: yeah
[20:53] *insert witty name*: what prompted THIS
[20:55] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: I'm reading ff wiki
[20:55] *insert witty name*: ...
[20:55] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: Garland will be voiced by the guy who did Alex Louis Armstrong from FMA btw
[20:55] *insert witty name*: ...
[20:55] *insert witty name*: *snicker*
[20:56] *insert witty name*: Will he rip off his clothes in Glorious Fashion
[20:56] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: yes.
[20:56] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: yes, he will.
[20:56] *insert witty name*: ...
[20:56] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: you know what just occurred to me?
[20:56] *insert witty name*: hmm
[20:57] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: Warrior of Light in Dissidia has an alternate costume too
[20:57] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: .....will it be Fighter McWarrior?
[20:57] *insert witty name*: ...
[20:57] *insert witty name*: *insert sarcastic comment*
[20:57] *insert witty name*: *insert insult*
[20:57] *insert witty name*: *insert sexual comment*
[21:02] *insert witty name*: i should wing this
[21:03] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: maybe
[21:05] *insert witty name*: here check this video out http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KANI...eature=related
[21:06] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: why?
[21:06] *insert witty name*: cause it is awesome
[21:07] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: meh
[21:07] *insert witty name*: anyway
[21:07] *insert witty name*: I will wing wong this

[mauve]

Thad and Mauve make a deal.
Thadius: True. If you ever got the gumptation to get off you behind and take over the world, they'd all bow down to you willingly.

me: True. Very true.
That's a big "if," though.

Thadius: Hey Mauve, think you could loan me your presence for a while? I kinda need it for this operation in Florida...
I figure with your Awesomeness nearby, nobody will stop me.

me: Florida? I'd get killed by water moccasins and alligators! And retired people!

Thadius: Your Awesome should protect you! And if not that, then whatever vehicle we're likely to use/steal!

me: Hovercraft?

Thadius: Meh, science isn't advanced enough. I was thinking of stealing an electric motorcycle with a sidecar.
Clean, efficient, cheap!

me: One of these, or no deal:
http://www.nonsolomartelli.net/Guerr...%202/AT-TE.jpg

Thadius: Once the Internet is awoken, I could probably engineer one for you to have as your own, to sit next to your X-wing.

me: I like this plan. I like this plan much.

Thadius: Keeping in mind we'll have very little time between 'Internet is awake' and 'Robot uprising'.

me: Better engineer fast, then.
Sent at 2:02 AM on Wednesday

Thadius: Do we have an accord, then?

me: You deliver the AT-TE, I deliver the awesomeness.

Thadius: But I need the Awesome to protect me on my way to Disney to steal the AI to wake up the internet to engineer the AT-TE.

me: Hmmmmmmm.
Sent at 2:05 AM on Wednesday

Thadius: We appear to be stuck.
I could give you a copy of the AI when I've gotten it as a show of good faith.
Sent at 2:07 AM on Wednesday

me: I suppose I could lend you the awesomeness on good faith. I am pretty cool like that.

Thadius: And thus, THE WORLD WAS DOOMED!

me: Hooray!
I think!

Thadius: Someone needs to make that comic now.
'When Awesome and Evil align...'

me: "ONLY THE STRONG SHALL SURVIVE."

Thadius: And now the line 'Whoever wins, we lose' is playing in my head.

me: hehhehehehe

Thadius: Only if people made a movie about our exploits, it would be far more awesome.
At the end, we'd have to destroy Google, and it would be kinda like HAL.
'I'm sorry, Mauve, I can't let you do that, Dude.'

me: "GUGL, open the Pod Bay Doors."

Thadius: 'I know you and Thadius were planning on destroying me, Dude.'

me: "...That's the only line from the movie I know, GUGL. You win."
(giant black stone appears)

Thadius: 'This mission is too important to let you jepordize it, Dude.'

me: (beats GUGL with obelisk)
Sent at 2:15 AM on Wednesday

Thadius: Someone should so make that comic now. This conversation should at least be wing-wonged, for great justice!

me: FOR GREAT JUSTICE. MOVE OUT EVERY ZIG.
Thadius: I leave it to you to wing-wong our awesome plot.

me: Such great responsibility!

Thadius: With great responsibility comes great power...or is it the other way around?

me: Either way, I get great power. Works for me!

Thadius: Shall it be done before the dawn cracks the sky?
Sent at 2:18 AM on Wednesday

me: Mayhaps... verily, there must be a time zone somewhere on earth where dawn hath not broken by the time I post it.

Thadius: Indeed, it is only 3 in the morn here, and if it is done soon, then the rooster shall not have crowed by the time it hath been posted.

me: Huzzah! But alas, I am currently drafting a sign up for yon Magical Girl RP.

Thadius: And yet, this conversation could yet be copied and pasted into a form for posting upon the forums with simple mouse-clicks and button-pushing.

me: LIES!

[Loyal]

Thadius: Someone needs to make that comic now.
'When Awesome and Evil align...'

'...Loyal is left to clean up the mess.'

¬¬

[Shyria Dracnoir]

..."I bring the cookies!"

^.=.^

[Lady Cygnet]

Originally Posted by TDK

You're just jealous because I'm getting a wii and you're not.

You are in the closet, aren't you?

And in keeping with the topic, a conversation on the wall about my status on facebook:

Status: Rebecca knows that life is precious and it's important to visit people...but until she can keep time in a bottle and grow money like potted plants...*sigh*. 12:47pm

BMG! at 2:57pm October 22
Grow money like plants? Isn't plant money what they call drugs? =o
LC at 3:12pm October 22
Heeeey...you may be onto something there!
BMG! at 4:31pm October 22
AND THUS A NEW DRUG RING HAS BEGUN!
LC at 6:36pm October 22
One Ring to rule them all, right?

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

With CT on the brain, Mac finds it difficult to concentrate.

[16:47] *insert witty name*: Heores ripped off Chrono Trigger
[16:47] Mike }I told the Witch Doctor I was in love with you//And then the Witch Doctor//HE USED LOCUST SWARM.{: probably
[16:47] *insert witty name*: think of it
[16:48] *insert witty name*: the Season 1 Tagline was Save the Cheerleader save the world
[16:48] Mike }I told the Witch Doctor I was in love with you//And then the Witch Doctor//HE USED LOCUST SWARM.{: Lol
[16:48] *insert witty name*: the entire premise of CT was Save the Princess, Save the World
[16:48] Mike }I told the Witch Doctor I was in love with you//And then the Witch Doctor//HE USED LOCUST SWARM.{: lol
[16:49] *insert witty name*: wait a minute, thats the story for KH1
[16:49] Mike }I told the Witch Doctor I was in love with you//And then the Witch Doctor//HE USED LOCUST SWARM.{: also true.
[16:49] Mike }I told the Witch Doctor I was in love with you//And then the Witch Doctor//HE USED LOCUST SWARM.{: and KH1 is a squeenix game.
[16:49] *insert witty name*: yes but Heroes came out years after KH1
[16:50] Mike }I told the Witch Doctor I was in love with you//And then the Witch Doctor//HE USED LOCUST SWARM.{: I know
[16:50] Mike }I told the Witch Doctor I was in love with you//And then the Witch Doctor//HE USED LOCUST SWARM.{: I mean KH1 probably ripped CT
[16:50] *insert witty name*: but did KH1 do any time travelling
[16:52] Mike }I told the Witch Doctor I was in love with you//And then the Witch Doctor//HE USED LOCUST SWARM.{: no.

[Loyal]

AXOren123 (11:53:41 PM): Think of the hottest chick you know right now.
loyal2nes (11:53:48 PM): ...okay.
SecondGuy (11:54:05 PM): If she was asleep and had no chance of waking up for the whole day, would you suck her dick while she was asleep?
SecondGuy (11:54:33 PM): Congradulations.
loyal2nes (11:54:36 PM): Either you got your words confused somewhere, or you're trying to trick me into saying a girl has a dick.
SecondGuy (11:54:45 PM): I was doing the latter
loyal2nes (11:54:57 PM): *Sigh* how many people this time?
SecondGuy (11:55:09 PM): and you are 1 of 2 of the 20 I asked who caught that
SecondGuy (11:55:16 PM): 18 people would suck a girls dick.
SecondGuy (11:55:25 PM): not many people online today
SecondGuy (11:55:44 PM): You're as keen as ever, just as they are as dull as ever
loyal2nes (11:55:54 PM): Ay yai yai.
SecondGuy (11:55:55 PM): it's usually the same people that reply really fast
SecondGuy (11:56:02 PM): and don't read well
SecondGuy (11:56:15 PM): "Hot girl? Asleep? The answer is yes."
loyal2nes (11:56:32 PM): Of course...
SecondGuy (11:56:40 PM): So who was it?
loyal2nes (11:56:55 PM): Well I can't very well tell you that.
SecondGuy (11:56:59 PM): Why?
SecondGuy (11:57:02 PM): not like I know her
loyal2nes (11:57:27 PM): And that's part of the reason why I can't tell you - how do I identify someone you don't know?
SecondGuy (11:57:39 PM): A simple name
loyal2nes (11:57:52 PM): ...~~~.
SecondGuy (11:57:56 PM): Red head?
SecondGuy (11:58:11 PM): Surprised aren't you?
loyal2nes (11:58:16 PM): .....
SecondGuy (11:58:21 PM): I'm good.
SecondGuy (11:58:59 PM): Imagine if I had pulled something more deeply integrated from your mind.
loyal2nes (11:59:27 PM): ......Should I be making a tinfoil hat or would it be a futile gesture?
SecondGuy (11:59:33 PM): Futile.
SecondGuy (11:59:35 PM): Very.
loyal2nes (11:59:37 PM): Thought so.
SecondGuy (12:00:30 AM): You're not the only one I've done this too.
SecondGuy (12:00:44 AM): I'd just walk by someone and pull their full name out of no where
SecondGuy (12:00:47 AM): I don't know how
SecondGuy (12:00:54 AM): You know Kevin Corbin
SecondGuy (12:01:07 AM): I guessed his name within 1 second of meeting him
loyal2nes (12:01:15 AM): And now I want to know how much of this is you actually knowing background info, and how much of it actually... precognition for lack of a better word.
SecondGuy (12:01:39 AM): I don't know background info
SecondGuy (12:01:47 AM): I only knew 2 people from your senior class
SecondGuy (12:01:56 AM): my cousin, and you.
SecondGuy (12:02:14 AM): And no, my cousin isn't this ~~~.
SecondGuy (12:02:39 AM): What I did was, I paired her name with multiple scenarios of possible appearances.
SecondGuy (12:03:01 AM): ~~~ seemed to favor a red head as I processed the name.
SecondGuy (12:03:22 AM): If I don't go with my first solution that my brain comes up with, I'm usually wrong.
loyal2nes (12:04:01 AM): ......I'm genuinely speechless.
loyal2nes (12:04:11 AM): No valid remark, no quip, nothing.
SecondGuy (12:04:18 AM): That's unlike you.
SecondGuy (12:04:24 AM): Dumbfounded?
loyal2nes (12:04:25 AM): I know!
SecondGuy (12:04:44 AM): The only other person I've told about this, was Hugo Lemes
SecondGuy (12:04:56 AM): someone who graduated a couple years before you
loyal2nes (12:05:08 AM): Explains why I don't recognize the name...
SecondGuy (12:05:13 AM): Exactly.
SecondGuy (12:05:36 AM): I can do crazy stuff man
SecondGuy (12:05:46 AM): I've been self-teaching myself prime aspects of Qi Gong.
SecondGuy (12:06:02 AM): Incredible control of energy within nature.
loyal2nes (12:06:22 AM): At which point does this translate into weapons-grade lasers?
SecondGuy (12:06:23 AM): I've got it down where I can unclog a clogged toilet with 5 seconds of thought
SecondGuy (12:06:36 AM): If I do it for 70 years, 75 years.
SecondGuy (12:06:53 AM): 70 years to master control of it, 5 more years to focus it.
loyal2nes (12:07:12 AM): well, good luck with that, and may the Force be with you.
SecondGuy (12:07:17 AM): I'd be 100, but I could take a knife to my stomach and not be cut
SecondGuy (12:07:38 AM): The thing about it is simple to understand
SecondGuy (12:07:48 AM): your neurons are reference points
SecondGuy (12:07:58 AM): when you activate them, they cause a potential voltage
SecondGuy (12:08:10 AM): small, but in numbers, strong enough to affect small things
SecondGuy (12:08:34 AM): you access each neuron in different parts of your body to create a flow of voltage
SecondGuy (12:09:02 AM): You you have voltage * amps going through you.
SecondGuy (12:09:10 AM): Understand the potential in that?
SecondGuy (12:09:29 AM): You generate power with your body
SecondGuy (12:09:39 AM): Joules of energy over time
SecondGuy (12:10:19 AM): In other words, you're exploiting your bodies physics to affect nature around you.
loyal2nes (12:10:37 AM): ......you realize the Force can't be much of a religion if you start providing tangible proof of something like it, right?
SecondGuy (12:10:55 AM): That's like proving that God exists, right?
SecondGuy (12:11:16 AM): The sadism of that statement would seem to be true
SecondGuy (12:11:22 AM): but it's not, unfortunately
SecondGuy (12:11:36 AM): omg god exists! Science is a lie!
SecondGuy (12:11:48 AM): Praise him or he'll hit me with a lightning bolt
loyal2nes (12:12:22 AM): Hm...
SecondGuy (12:13:01 AM): Giving prove is what non-believers ask for almost infinitesimally.
SecondGuy (12:13:28 AM): Giving them proof is all you need to sink the hook in their jaw and reel them in.
SecondGuy (12:13:41 AM): You know it to be true.
loyal2nes (12:13:48 AM): I'm just saying - Is it really a religion if you don't need to believe? Why make a religion over proven, static fact?
SecondGuy (12:14:00 AM): You believe that static fact is true
SecondGuy (12:14:07 AM): you cement the religion in stone
SecondGuy (12:14:16 AM): No one can say your religion is wrong
loyal2nes (12:14:38 AM): To rephrase: It would be like making a religion centered around the oxygen we breather.
SecondGuy (12:14:50 AM): We don't praise oxygen
SecondGuy (12:15:01 AM): but if some being was giving everyone who praised him oxygen
SecondGuy (12:15:06 AM): people would pray more
SecondGuy (12:15:12 AM): making the religion more active
SecondGuy (12:15:30 AM): "Drowning? Need Oxygen? Pray for air."
SecondGuy (12:15:48 AM): "Need to colonize the moon? Just say Amen!"
SecondGuy (12:19:02 AM): You have a rebuttle. 
SecondGuy (12:19:05 AM): I knew it,.
loyal2nes (12:19:08 AM): ...stop ... doing... ...that...
SecondGuy (12:19:11 AM): sorry.
SecondGuy (12:19:18 AM): As you were.
SecondGuy (12:19:40 AM): I had finished typing that as you started
SecondGuy (12:19:44 AM): :P
loyal2nes (12:20:06 AM): My brain isn't working right anymore, damnit!
SecondGuy (12:20:14 AM): Sorry.
loyal2nes (12:20:21 AM): Probably be fine in the morning.
SecondGuy (12:20:44 AM): Most likely.

Name of the other guy in the conversation censored so as to not give a weapon to my enemies. Name of the girl in the conversation censored for personal reasons.

Mentioning the Force was... something else.