The NP member comic/song/poem/picture thread!

[Mondt]

Oh, we're doing stuff of fifth?

I posted this up a while back, but I fixed it a little better and changed it for the situation. It was in MSPaint, so, meh. Figured it would be nifty.

[mauve]

Finished two whole episodes today. Wrote some of the ideas out during my vacation.





EDIT!!! For the folks who either weren't around for the Hijacked Comics series or forgot about it, here's the instance I'm referring to in the last panel:
Sinister Hershey Plot

[mauve]

Whee! Got some drawings done! Sorry for the double-post...

Here's one for MT. I keep having trouble getting it to resize properly. I'm having 'net troubles this evening. I'll try it again tomorrow.
I learned two very important lessons today. ONE: If you don’t color darkly enough, the color won’t scan properly. Note tank. TWO: I should add tanks to the list of things I can’t draw well. Note tank.


EDIT: Okay, let's see if THIS works. This should be a closeup of just MT.



Okay, now I'm working on the other one I had up. It didn't scan very nicely, so I just deleted it.

[Major Blood]

Originally, we never sung anything and instead fired a shot and in the next panel were being chased by Flarecobra in Lamia form, but i think this one was funnier.

EDIT -
Lets face it Skyshot. Loyal is just better than you.


EDIT AGAIN - Removed the white space at the bottom.

RETURN OF THE EDIT -

[Mesden]

The Ripped song, if you've never heard "I'm an Asshole!"

Here's my first, and probably last post I've put in here.

A few wacky occurences between me and Fifth taking shots at each other turned into using the word "Ass" a lot, pertaining to him. So, we had a couple of random PMs, making him and I laugh, I'm sure and it led to me making this rip off of one of my favorite songs just for him.

He was left speechless. (Yes. FIFTHFIEND speechless.)

Fifth's an asshole!

To you, The people
Folks, I'd like to sing a song about a certain Forumer.
About him, not you. 
About the way our forumite heart stops way down in the bottom of our chests.
About a special feeling we get in the recesses of our minds.
Maybe past the recesses. Maybe in the Sub-recesses area.
Maybe in the stomach.
Maybe in the colon.
Maybe, even in our pants.
We probably know.

To that bastard Fifth

You’re just a regular forumer 
With an irregular class
You’re your average Irish 
Forumite ass 
You like comics, and games, and threads by these folks 
You've got an average Sig 
With a nice cache of jokes
Your posts, and your name 
Your power, and your avvy
Your hands on your keyboard
Typing something so savvy 

But sometimes that just ain't enough 
To keep a man like you interested 
Oh no, no way, uh uhh 
No, you gotta log on and have fun 
At someone else's expense 
Oh yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah 

You post really fast 
In the slow going thread
While people after you get ninja’d instead

You’re an asshole 
(he's an asshole, what an asshole) 
You’re an asshole 
(he's an asshole, such an asshole) 

You use public forums 
And you insult the others
You post around in discussion time saying, “You’re a bunch of fuckers.”

You’re an asshole 
(he's an asshole, what an asshole) 
You’re an asshole 
(he's the worlds biggest asshole) 

Sometimes you post just to be ass-ish
While nice normal people
Agree like you’re their fascist 

You’re an asshole 
(he's an asshole, what an asshole) 
You’re an asshole 
(he's a real fucking asshole) 

Maybe I shouldn't be singin' this song 
Ranting and raving and carrying on 
Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrong... 
... 
NAAAHHHHH! 

You’re an asshole 
(he's an asshole, what an asshole) 
You’re an asshole 
(he's the world's biggest asshole) 

You know what I bet you’re gonna do?
You’re gonna get yourself a 2006 super moderator gig
Bold named!
With a catchy Saying
Like “Flaming fists of awesome!”
And your own thread just to show it off!
YEAH!

And you’re gonna use that baby
Banning 115 members per hour
Pumping 1 post per person
Weeding out those never-ending grease ball rule breakers in the old fashion, flaming, irrevocably insulty way!

And when you’re done weeding out those asshat morons
You’re gonna wipe your ass with the Evil Rules of Ironfistiness
And throw the shit covered document right out to the wayside
And there ain’t a GOD DAMN thing anyone can do about it!

You know why?!
Because YOU'VE got the banhammer. That's why!
Two words: Nuklear fuckin’ Power!
OKAY?!

Gaia, Game Faqs, 4chan
Their members can have all the spamming they want
They can have a big spamming spree right through the middle of the Intarweb back bone and it won’t make a lick of difference!

Because YOU’VE got the ban hammer

OKAY?!

Drooling Iguana isn’t dead, he’s frozen!
And as soon as we find a cure for ‘having a life’ we’re gonna thaw out the saliva lizard and he’s gonna be pretty pissed off.
You know why?!
Have you ever had something nice taken away from you?
Well multiply that by about fifteen million times and THAT’S how pissed off the lizard’s gonna be.

You’re gonna get the lizard,
and the shiny guy,
and the floating skull,
and that ninja guy,
and a case of whiskey,
and you’re gonna run down the member list 
And-
(Hey Hey Hey! Do you know this guy really is an asshole?)
Why don’t we just shut up and sing the song?

You’re an asshole 
(he's an asshole, what an asshole) 
You’re an asshole 
(he's the worlds biggest asshole) 

A - SS - HO - LE! 
Everybody!! 
A - SS - HO - LE! 

*Maniacal Laughter after banning someone noises* 

You’re an asshole and you’re proud of it!

Hope you enjoy my parody! ^^

[Fifthfiend]

Originally Posted by Mesden

A few wacky occurences between me and Fifth taking shots at each other turned into using the word "Ass" a lot, pertaining to him.

For the record, this was less 'us taking shots at each other' and more 'her telling me how much I suck, over and over again.'

He was left speechless.

I mean, look at that.

Really, what am I going to say to that?

... You know, she still hasn't told me which song this is taken from.

Heh.

That was pretty good.

[Hatake Kakashi]

I had this wallpaper on my desktop, and several months ago, I decided to draw my character. I was so sorry I made that choice, because drawing it enraged me so many times... so many, many erasermarks... anyway, I finally finished it a couple of weeks, maybe a month back. If you'd like to see...then you'll find the Wallpaper that inspired it, and the resulting frustration that followed.

I am so never doing that again. It was much more work than I thought it would be.

[Major Blood]

I figured, IC made FC sprites, and i made a comic with them.

[mauve]

MEISTER! In all his meistery glory.

My scanner refuses to pick up all of the drawing; as you can tell, it cuts off the edge of his sleeve and the top of his head, sort of. I also had a caption and my signature at the bottom, which it decided it didn't want to scan. I'll see if I can fix it, but here's how it's looking so far.



Meister's actually gave me a bit of trouble. I had his clothes a little more elaborate-looking, originally, but once I colored them in I realized they looked rather skater/goth in black. So this is actually Meister Version Three. I've got about six different sketches, some in color, some not, on my desk right now. :

Also- YAY! I found my colored pencils! No more crayon!

[RickZarber]

I apologize in advance for the filesize of this one.

ILL WIND



Two down, one to go... It's been a while since Skyshot's had center stage, huh? This one took too long--too many special effects. That said, I think this one more than makes up for my dislike of comic 52 (even if this one did take forever). Luckily, I learned a nice technique from Hawk at ConnectiCon that makes making text bubbles take only moments. I love it. You know what I also love? That Loituma song. I had it (the full version) playing in the background the entire time I was making this comic. I want to turn it off now, but I fear I'll be lonely...