Homesuck: Vriska Rising

[Locke cole]

The Beta kids had transportalizes and appearifiers and such before they entered, but they didn't have any alchemiters.

[Arcanum]

Jane had a thing that breaks an item into grist, another that shows her the alchemy ingredients, and a bunch of boondollars before she even entered. And only now you're concerned about something that was previously only possible within SBURB?

George Washington had nightmares about the dual presidency of the Mirthful Messiahs. Rose is able to commune with horrorterrors that live outside of the universe.

But nope. The deal breaker is Dave having an Unreal Air.

I mean, it's not like we've seen a shitty artifact item outside of SBURB before this. No siree, not at all, no unbelievably shitty sord here at all.

[Aldurin]

Originally Posted by Locke cole

That would be cool.

I wonder how he got ahold of an Unreal Air? You think that perhaps Dirk will wind up making one (or swiping one from Beta Dave once they arrive), and it'll end up on Alpha Dave's baby meteor?

I think in the original kids session, Dave set at least one of them loose to fly into the air. It's not too far fetched that it hit one of the portals in post-scratch mode.

[Locke cole]

Originally Posted by Arcanum

Jane had a thing that breaks an item into grist, another that shows her the alchemy ingredients, and a bunch of boondollars before she even entered. And only now you're concerned about something that was previously only possible within SBURB?

George Washington had nightmares about the dual presidency of the Mirthful Messiahs. Rose is able to commune with horrorterrors that live outside of the universe.

But nope. The deal breaker is Dave having an Unreal Air.

I mean, it's not like we've seen a shitty artifact item outside of SBURB before this. No siree, not at all, no unbelievably shitty sord here at all.

You may recall that my first suggestion for how was timey-wimey bullcrap, right? That could very well be the same reason that Dirk has a sord......

[Arcanum]

Originally Posted by Aldurin

I think in the original kids session, Dave set at least one of them loose to fly into the air. It's not too far fetched that it hit one of the portals in post-scratch mode.

Your bro had a lot of junk like this manufactured over the years. He patented the technology for producing THREE DIMENSIONAL JPEG ARTIFACTS, to make products shittier than was ever previously imaginable. He made a killing off them. Not because anyone bought this garbage. But because they were so cheap to manufacture, their cost was actually NEGATIVE, therefore miraculously netting him profit for every unit produced. He made so much money this way, he had enough to finance manned space missions to haul all of the hideous unwanted jpeg shit off the Earth, and launch it into the sun. But years thereafter, every now and then someone would report a stray shitty skateboard slowly drifting back into Earth's atmosphere. People would pray they would burn up on reentry. But they never would.

Link.

[Arcanum]

Originally Posted by Locke cole

You may recall that my first suggestion for how was timey-wimey bullcrap, right? That could very well be the same reason that Dirk has a sord......

If your first suggestion is this:

Originally Posted by Locke cole

That would be cool.

I wonder how he got ahold of an Unreal Air? You think that perhaps Dirk will wind up making one (or swiping one from Beta Dave once they arrive), and it'll end up on Alpha Dave's baby meteor?

Then that's wrong, because Alpha Dave's baby meteor is the exact same meteor as Beta Dave. And Beta Dave didn't have a Sord or an Unreal Air, he had Maplehoof. Unless somehow, while the meteor was traveling to the portal, it impacted an Unreal Air (and didn't break it) and then when it landed in the Beta-verse it destroyed the Unreal Air, but when it landed in the Alpha-verse somehow the Unreal Air wasn't destroyed.

And I find that harder to believe than Dave either finding a way how to make artifact items, or stealing the tech from Crocker Corp, or being told how by Rose (though probably not directly, knowing Rose).

[Revising Ocelot]

This is a whole load of arguing over nothing.


Here is a relevant, fairly recent SBAHJ which contains a phrase that succinctly expresses my opinion on this debate. It is not 'REODEO', 'flip!', or 'BWEEEEEEEE'.

[Arcanum]

Clearly someone is underestimating the importance of deciphering the origins of non-alchemized three dimensional jpeg artifacts.

[Locke cole]

Updort.

[Intern Nin]

The best updort.